Macklemore

What do we know about Macklemore?

Did he have a brother who died from opiate and mis abuse of pharmaceuticals?

YEAH TRUE I USE TO LOOK LIKE YOU
BUT DRESSING LIKE A MESS THATS NOT ME

NAH NAH THAT'S NOT ME

He made being gay legal

YEAH I USED TO WEAR LV
I PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN CUS THATS NOT ME

He makes white people looks bad.

he's the most articulate rap artist about personal experiences put in a medium standard of comprehension. A relatable one.

T H I S
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*white rappers

FIFY

ITS OK TO SUCK A COCK IF YOURE GAY
IM NOT GAY
BUT IF YOURE INTO THAT THATS FINE
BUT IM NOT SO DONT FUCK MY ASS
BUT YOU CAN FUCK AN ASS OF A MAN IF THATS WHAT HE DEMANDS
BUT JUST NOT MY ASS OR MOUTH OR TOUCH ME CAUSE I AINT GAY SENPAI

*THRIFTSHOP INTENSIFIES*

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stop

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Then make Macklemack stop making bad music

hack

I know I'd really like to punch his smug face.

elaborate then.

Like most white rappers, he's got skill but has very little to say.

Is this Imagine Dragons?

>implying most white rappers have skill

right

You're right I phrased that wrong

What I meant to say was

Like most white rappers that have skill, he has very little to say.

Most white rappers in general are fucking garbage

I ONCE TOOK A COCK IN MY ASS BY A MAN NAMED TYRONE

NAH I DIDNT THATS A METAPHOR FOR HOW HARD LIFE CAN BE WITHOUT THROWING YOU A BONE

BUT I AM NOT GAY AND I CATEGORICALLY DENY ANY ASSERTION THAT IM INSERTING ASSORTED SEMEN

REMEMBER TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS IM NOT GAY BUT I DO SUPPORT THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT BUT DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ME SOME KIND OF GAY ICON BECAUSE IM NOT GAY

YOU CAN SAY HEY AND ILL SAY HEY BUT DONT CALL ME GAY CAUSE IM MACKLEMORE AND IM NOT GAY

*riding on mopeds intensifies*

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*applause for grammar literacy

my gawd.
I appraise you.
My apologies.

>what we know
Music family is like a plant. There´s a lot of leaves and only few flowers that outshine the rest of the plant and are center of attention. Macklemore is a leaf.

you're retarded.

>come up with a nice metaphore about mediocrity
>internet children are too edgy and 15 to get it
if anyone here is a retard it´s you. nothing you said was related to anything i said so i´m done talking to you.
you´re the kind of shit people who should just get a knife in the throat and be fucked with a dick in the bleeding wound until you die out of blood loss

wa gwan roadman ya knu the skepta ting

>make shitty metaphor
>hope someone dies because they point out it sucks

edgy

>complimenting your own metaphor
>using reddit tier image macros

>being this idiotic

seattle's native son. first kurt, then mack-- i could go on!