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Elitist metal edition

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Holy fuck I hate these type of covers so much

Why?

He's clearly an elitist

It's like they try to be some scientific master image for beautiful minds but they come out as shit that means nothing

your ancestors are elitist you ricchion

you wat now
it's like you're projecting your own issues with authenticity pretention onto everything when they were just trying out the panorama function of their phone cam

you wat now
it's like you're projecting your own issues with authenticity pretention onto everything when I was just trying to explain why I don't like something

a simple "it looks like shit" woulda been enough

I have time to spend

what is the fanbase of moonsorrow

Wolfshirts

hot

hipsters

when did hipsters start liking folk black metal

folk black metal is practically MMORPG music

>tfw on a seriously bad one and based Watership Down brings you back to earth

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lol

Pagan black is literally the next thing in bm hipsters will ruin

currently listening to this...

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At least hipsters will never ruin metal that advocates worldwide nuclear warfare, right?

hate

Aren't alot of those pagan black nsbm? How would hipsters like them then?

ironically

>pagan black

Not a real genre

Okay what's some hipster-proof metal? I mean metal you can't wear a shirt of in your instagram selfies.

Obviously there's glam metal, nu-metal and power metal.

What else?

>hipster this hipster that

Fuck off you whiny little bitch

party folk metal

weebgrind

>being so insecure you let a fanbase "ruin" your musical experience

Stop getting triggered so easily

>mfw someone listens to black metal near me

Brutal Death and Slam are probably pretty safe, kind of niche interests within DM and having half the songs about brutally murdering and raping women would preclude the sjw crowd from being interested

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Slam/brutal death/goregrind because the album covers are way too unacceptable to be worn by people who aren't trying to make that image

Same for lots of war metal, hipsters won't want to wear a shirt by The Christraping Goatfuckers

And honestly all metal is hipster proof if you go outside the top 5 bands
The only shirt of a band you should like that most hipsters own is HLTO and they don't even listen to the album

Power and vanilla prog metal

Cannibal Corpse

>relatively well known so no kvlt cred
>misogynistic
>never going to do anything 'interesting'
>nasty artwork that just is what it is, and offers no prospect of le ironic kitschy splatter

airtight tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=S9hC8Y0OkAE

wait for it...

Of course hipsters love those racially charged music. Where do you think Peste Noire dickriding came from

>war metal

literally this, senpai

Why are you faggots so obsessed with hipsters Jesus
Fuck off to DMU

sacrifice yourself, d-gener8

i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material, war metal is "ironic brutal music" at this point, just like Cannibal Corpse.

Fuck, i'm selling my shirt

Mallcore

because the best way to prove you don't care about the image is to obsessively rail on the people who do, obviously

>implying hipsters like Nokturnal Mortum

Pagan black is safe guys

>not having your self-image locked down for life

>i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material

I'm sickened but curious

Metal has been obsessed with REMOVE UNTRVE since the 90s man

>i've seen Blasphemy cover art in babyfur wank material

absolutely degenerate

That's a cool doggy.

What do you think about this cat?

Lol hipsters love Voice of Steel

But we care about image and there's nothing wrong with that.
Posers were never criticized for caring about image, they're criticized for caring ONLY about image.

ODSM
Anal Cunt
Gwar
Hades Archer
Sadistik Exekution

good addition to the band desu

All djent except Meshuggah and atmoshit like Tesseract

FUCK THIS I'M OUT

sjw and hipsters are not the same thing and they do not correlate. "brutal" was made hipster long ago with cannibal corpse, met lot of people who fall under the hipster category who listened to them

Why did the other penguins just stold there and watch?

hilariously, the most likely thing is that they were trying their best to ignore, as the walrus is known to eat the penguin after he busts da nut

guys what's your favorite summer metal album?
>inb4 sunbather

>tfw no qt penguin to tenderly rape

>they do not correlate
they kinda do

Dimmu fucking Borgir.

my hipster English teacher got super butthurt by my Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia shirt back in high school.
She never gave a shit about my Cannibal Corpse shirts though.

Bro that's a sea lion

Only nu metal is safe because it's regarder as ignorant music by hipsters. Everything they see as having some sort of face value that makes them edgy and "different", like the brutality of DM and derivates, the kvltness of black and hell even the vintage appeal of glam attracts them. They just do it in a desperate attempt to be seen as valuable people so everything's good.

Couple of years ago it was Kvelertak's Meir or whatever.

This year?

Probably Virus.

oh shit it is
i thought i has seen tusks

Meir is pretty summery, agreed. Whose album is virus?

>Can't find the studio version of Speak english or die anywhere in youtube
Fuck Jewtube

Sorry, mate. I meant Memento Collider BY Virus. Released a couple of days ago.

>cover of one of the easiest to play death metal songs
>almost 250,000 views
Women are nothing more than a fucking meme
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>youtube covers
>not a meme in general

i'll check it out bro

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Yeah but walruses have more identifying features than just tusks, they have next to no fur, bushy mustache like whiskers, and ear holes instead of flaps

You gotta improve your zoological skills mang

Some memes are just too dank
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What's the best death metal band ever and why is it demilich?

i'm actually aware of that but the video wasn't exactly HQ

>next to no fur
didn't know that at all though, i'm assuming they use fat to keep warm then?

>that arm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i mean no hyperbole when i say that that arm singlehandedly weighs more than me

it's actually Lykathea Aflame
nice digits though

That tremolo riff is fucking killer

Oh yeah dude walrus blubber ain't no joke. They're skin itself is about an inch thick, and then below that they can have up to 6 inches of blubber

thiccer than those digits

i got more swole from watching that

>tfw Karl was ultra handsome and became a fatty instead of a god

how do you fuck up that bad

how do you devolve that fucking badly
that's like if Varg became Corpsegrinder

invoking the gods is a high calorie affair

What's some good metal guys? I feel like nothing can move me anymore.

>mfw foobar randomly puts on Bloodbatch's RtC

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Have you been listening to metal made after or before 1993?

i'm digging the new revocation single...
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check out OG jap tapes from the 90s

What do you guys think of the second coming of Caladan Brood?

What was the big deal about Caladan Brood again?

Summoning clone

It's summoning but not

It's basically Summoning.

And since Summoning release albums at a sluggish pace, anything that's basically Summoning deserves to be regarded highly for doing Summoning's job when Summoning aren't.

I hope it's gonna be as good as Summoning.

Summoning Summoning Summoning, Summoning?
Summoning Summoning Summoning Summoning.

Summoning Summoning Summoning Summoning, Summoning Summoning Summoning!

Who's the cutest Summoning? Protector or Silenius?

Remember that Protector made Ice Ages and Silenius made Kreuzweg OST.