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Black Metal Edition

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>this general is still alive
Unfathomable

And now we wait for the mods to inevitably delete this thread.

how did you get that pic of me

Don't hate it cuz ya ain't it, nerd

Because he's your "uncle" who molested you

really fucking angry at netorare lads. metal for this feel?

Jesus christ user this is edgy even for metal

bestiality man seriously? animals can't give consent

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if you need to shitpost let it all out now

Source on dat booty

Also I love black metal; what's the album you go back to the most? For me it's pic related.

Oh I don't listen to black metal. It fucking sucks.

i really love the riffs in this, man

Da baste

good album

there is a non bestiality thread if anyone's interested.

This. Top shelf riffs and songwriting

Mgwa is way worse than black chix

where? no one's posted one yet

and thisand thisfucking hipster black is?

Mgwai is hipster black. Volahn is just Corona light Burzum, not bad by any means.

Of course mgwa is hipster black. Everything is. But let's not pretend any hipster black is better than any other hipster black. All hipster black sucks.

>Volahn is just Corona light Burzum
Sounds like you've never listened to Volahn

This is going to be Pitchfork's Metal AOTY, or at least in their top 5, because hipsters are pathetic and let their politics overshadow the music.

True.

Have you? The guy literally pilfered the buildup from My Journey to the Stars.

Haven't heard this album yet, but what is wrong with Cobalt?

it's just contrarianism ignore him

Nothing's wrong with Cobalt, aside from they made a meh album this year. What's wrong is that because Phil McSorley was ousted for making homophobic comments and generally being an asshole, Pitchfork apparently decided to applaud Cobalt's new album without regarding the actual music, which is repetitive, and Wunder's least experimental since War Metal.

Stay mad pitchfork

homo detected

Nah. If anything this record has made me appreciate Phil more. I would not have thought he had this much influence on songwriting. But have you read the comments he made? He was just being a dick, plain and simple. But I'd take Recluse over this FellCobalt any day.

>Ulver
theory, I would like this band as they have a formal background in music and clearly know theory. However, they have no souls. They made the plasticine “Nattens Madrigal” by imitating black metal bands, but playing indie rock songs in the black metal style. Sweet, twee, poignant, ironic melodies and pop song structures defined that CD. Ever since then, Ulver has made a career out of being “different.” They make electronica that sounds like an angrier version of all other electronica! They make concept albums that sound like two indie rock CDs with the lyrics re-written! They make bold public statements and image changes like Bono of U2! What they don’t do, however, is understand metal and what makes it great. Instead, they try to make metal into the genre they belong in, which is indie rock, and dumb it down accordingly. Again, conformity disguised as non-conformity, because if you tell everyone you’re a non-conformist, you can’t possibly be a secret sheep, amirite?

I don't care dude, I just like the music they make

>It’s not my fault, you’re an elitist, it’s not fair!

Go whine up a rope, because the only people who like that kind of mealymouthed rambling are other failures. You can all go fail together somewhere. And maybe touch each other, but in the grand tradition of being in denial so you can fail more efficiently, you’ll insist you’re not gay… it has nothing to do with what Uncle Ted did to your peenor after he’d been drinking. If you’ve failed at life, it’s because you’re disorganized and cannot man up and face reality.

wut

You are being epically trolled by a Pastaman FYI

oh I haven't been here in a while

Get your faggot hipster shit out of here!

What metal will Make America Great Again this year?

Meme news from the sister thread

VBE = Liturgy now I guess

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>this year
>posts old Cuckjira

i wonder if trump likes national socialist black metal

Sorry, my heart's not really in it tonight.

He probably thinks metal is degenerate.

what, that's retarded

Why is it retarded?

Let's take it to the other thread, keep it contained

No. We're doing it here. Ven Buens Ende = Liturgy

is there any nsbm about trump yet

lol there is so much butthurt over this

i thought most people agreed VBE was gr8
what gives

Most people think a lot of crap is great.

people love talkin shit mang

me included

fuck you

hey man my Self-esteem didn't need that