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non-meme metal general

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first for black metal is great

best of 2016?

>non-meme
>black metal

Couldn't even go one post could you?

Nothing. Terrible year for metal, like everything since 1993

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Bossk and Cobalt

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Thanks. Worked all night on it.

>le post is in the filename meme

kys my man

>he fell for Meme 4evar

I know a place
Where you're all going to go

also, underrated bm from this year

Let's all agree that this is a cool album, though

Let's not.

You cockbruise

I don't see why people love this. It's basically just the Liturgy of it's time.

Take that back or I swear to god

No, I don't think I will. It's a reasonably apt analogy.

Why does this exist?

VBE is actually very good/unique and gave way to a bunch of amazing albums while Liturgy is dogshit processed on a faulty copy of fruity loops that is the musical equivalent of contemporary plastic arts where it comes with a bloody vapid manifesto that tries and fails to give it any merit

for when you really like behemoth for the aesthetic

This "Liturgy is bad" meme was never funny and never will be

And the "Ved Buens Ende is good" meme should die as well

Yeah and Terminal Redux is an amazing thrash album, we get it. Don't you have a review for Magma to write?

They're both equally pretentious and hipstery attempts to "experiment with black metal" which here means add a bunch of post-rock/garbage influences to it and cringey clean vocals.

How did you know?

They're just the poor man's Krallice tho. What's so good about that?

But it is good m8

Eh it's alright
Terminal Redux is ok. The Magma I write reviews for is the prog rock band, not the shitty groove metal album
They sound nothing like Krallice outside their debut tho. And I like Krallice

HEY!!! NO!! you do NOT take the lords name in vain

>defending krallice
>defending Ven Buens Memede
You are a cancer upon this general

Ved Buens Ende still sounds unique. Liturgy is just the poor man's Krallice.

Do you just not like hipster black metal?

>Ven Buens Meme
>unique

they sound like a shittier Weakling who decide to jam and sing with shit clean vox for teh randoms

Show me some that's actually good and we'll see

Great, I turned my favourite album into the next big meme.

When did I say they were unique? I literally just said they were "alright". I don't like their spork attitude but I can see why people might like them

>they sound like a shittier Weakling

I have no idea how you think they sound like Weakling.


>Show me some that's actually good and we'll see

What black metal bands are you into?

You really put your foot in your mouth that time huh

If anything Weakling took their sound by VBE (and co.)

I have no idea how you think they sound like Krallice, I just assumed you were an idiot.

Yes, and?

The other guy did. Your comment was just too stupid to address properly

Ayup. Might as well embrace it

>i didn't read your comment properly so it's stupid
Thanks for letting me know the intelligence level of the people I'm dealing with

No argument at all

I never said I didn't read it, but you're welcome.

Thank you for letting me know I'm dealing with people who make baseless assumptions in their arguments.

hey nice dubs dude hi 5

You're going to have to be more specific.

>file name
kek

good taste bro, VBE is the shit

Feels good to be amongst your peers, doesn't it

When I find people who are my peers, instead of you retards, I'll let you know.

>I never said I didn't read it
You certainly didn't read the post you quoted because you completely didn't understand it, tard.

>i didn't read your comment properly
>properly
That changes the entire meaning of the sentence. You fucking idiot

*woosh*
Nice, man. Very intellectual.

>strong 7 to light 8
>even the band knew the album was so bad they decided to use a steaming pile of shit with the smug sun emojii in the middle as artwork

pls my dude...

The band said it was going to be their best yet

What's some essential thinking man's metal albums?

I know Panopticon, Blackjazz, Earth 2, Written in Waters, Bilateral, Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr i 5 Capitler, Aesthethica, Choirs of the Eye, Obscura, The Inalienable Dreamless, Si monvmentvm reqvires, circvmspice, Amplifier Worship, The Director's Cut, Róka Hasa Rádió, Filosofem, Teethed Glory and Injury, Transcendence Into The Peripheral, Murmuüre, Black One, Pod vládou biče, Through Silver in Blood, and others

Everything I heard about that band gave me the idea that they were a super dark industrial atmosludge band, but I was kinda underwhelmed when I listened to them.

>i didn't read your comment properly
I never said this. Are you literally just making shit up to use against me? Wew lad.

Keep in mind that implies you admit and acknowledges that you use faulty arguments.

underrated band tbqfwy

>Written in Waters, Bilateral, Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr i 5 Capitler, Aesthethica
>Written in Waters
>Aesthethica
kek

everybody says it's their best yet, especially when you've got a deal with a major label

>i never said this
>Your comment was just too stupid to address properly
Yeah you said it

>implies you admit and acknowledges that you use faulty arguments.
Except not because that was my first post, dummy

>Your comment was just too stupid to address properly
>i didn't read your comment properly
So you can't read, huh? Do you have Dyslexia or something?

Except yes because of your other post

>black metal
>thinking man

Ven Buens Ende confirmed, double locked, for meme

You're thick aren't you. wasn't me

guys could you post some examples of albums that AREN'T memes?

I'm running out of things I'm allowed to like

baby im all thicc

Sure it wasn't. ;^)

but if we post them they automatically become memes

>putting something off limits because it was made into a meme
baka

FYI Black thread is gone

:)

When are you guys going to learn you cannot argue with memes? The will of the meme guides us all, and there is no escape.

but that's Virus oh I see what you're doing

More like Walking In The Garden Of Me'em

Liturgy is like Zarach 'Baal' Tharagh produced on a Mac

VBE is a R.I.O. band giving 2nd wave black metal their best and then going on to become legendaries under other skins

dwi

Arguments are literally memes by definition

Is counter shitposting the stupidest and most cuck thing a person can do here?

I think it is, and it's mostly trips who seem to do it, which kinda proves my point

Effective arguments are. Ineffective one are failed memes.

if said argument is so Ineffective that it's believed by no one (and by consequence stops existing) it stops being a meme

any argument believed by any number of individuals, no matter how small, is a meme

Which is the difference between effective and ineffective yes

Posting my 3x3

please

people actually listen to the bathory debut?

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAISE THE DEAAAAAAD

We already told you why this is shit. So just remember that I guess.

when is it now then because i cant recall any single of instance that that wasd

you need to feel the bern user
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also great entry drug to the hard stuff
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I just wonder why you listen to music literally made by a guy who calls himself the Cuckold

is that guy ok

Well you seem drunk so it's unsurprising you don't remember this.

>that fucking cover

i swear to god i've seen that cover in at least ONE goregrind album

yuo mena you arent?

So who should be next? What should be memed next?

I am sure but I can handle my drink a lot better than you can, obviously.

>falling for the memes
>projecting this hard
Wew lad

Magma is terribly underwhelming though. I question anybody giving it more than a 7/10

>Nile-topsy with major scale riffs
>not a meme

its a birds name after the sound
its german-ish
>Guck guck
don´t just meme bands user its bad for the world

You have very low standards then. I would question anything higher than 6, and would give sixes very critical looks.

hey listen up fro a second

And it's also what cuckold porn takes it's name from