On a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder

>on a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder
>topic of music comes up while we wait for our food
>tells me she's a huge smiths/morrissey fan
>ask whats her fav record
>tells me she's only listen to Queen is dead
>ask her if she what about his solo stuff
>acts puzzled and says she didn't know he had a solo career
>go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page
>literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"

jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.

hatful of hollow>everything else FYI

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im assuming this is bait since nobody this awful could ever get a woman to go on a date with them

You are really autistic

If you're so clever, why are you on your own tonight?

this is the reason you are >tfw no gf

please don't tell me you did this

morrissey is shit

Literally only girls and homosexuals like the Smiths, so tits or gtfo OP

Solid move man. Most guys use tinder to fuck but I see you go with the whole "school her on some indie jams in a condescending way, forget the sex" aproach. Classic

>unironically giving a shit about Morrissey's solo career
fucking actually kys right now

Topkek

viva hate and bona drag are top-tier albums u fucking swine

Morrissey is just a pretentious arse with a mid-budget backup band without Johnny Marr.

The Smiths fanbase are one of the worst fanbases out there, however Morrissey solo has one of the best fanbases.

>on a date with this nerd for a dare
>awkwardly waiting for our food
>notice smiths t shirt
>"oh, you like the smiths? I think they are cool"
>he starts to go red and sweat, "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SMITHS RECORD!"
>tell him its queen is dead
>he chokes on his ice tea he ordered
>"WHAT ABOUT HIS SOLO STUFF?!" face now blue
>"don't care for it much"
>falls off his chair, crawling on the ground he shits himself
>everyone laughing
>get my phone out to show my friends what a loser he was

apparently he is popular with mexicans, thats what he said in an interview at least

You're probably a fag if you like the smiths anyways.

My dad is part of one of the best fanbases then.

perfect.

>>go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page


If it wasn't on Sup Forums I wouldn't believe it. You guys are so good at faking being normal until music comes up.

nah just a beta

Yeah he has a huge Mexican fanbase, you know someone's big with the Mexicans when they make candles of them.

is his solo stuff any good? post some youtubes. my favorite song is you;ve got everything now btw

>you know someone's big with the Mexicans when they make candles of them.

thats the cartel's prefered way of disposing of people

some
the early stuff is great imo

>jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans
well, if you think about it, all smiths' fans are plebs so it makes sense

all smiths fans are beautiful and attractive people

youtube.com/watch?v=6AefW7uCP9w&ab_channel=DominicFoxx

i can't listen to a song if it has shitty instrumental accompaniment, no matter how great the lyrics are

vini reilly is much better than johnny marr tho

>Shitty instrumental accompaniment

youtube.com/watch?v=qTqo2DrMCOw&ab_channel=mozer83

youtube.com/watch?v=80sbKxPXzKw&ab_channel=officialmorrissey

this is the worst opinion i've read all day

sorry i didnt mean to trigger your plebness

i'm not feeling it bro :/

youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9gz9EPlY8

Oh you're looking for a song like You've Got Everything Now.

youtube.com/watch?v=iT50VQJWEBg&ab_channel=RJuntak

Almost spit out my pizza. Top kek

Agree i would also say Alain Whyte is about on par with Johnny.

All smiths fans are plebs

DESTROYED

how cute

>listening to a deaf man with a vocal range of half an octave wailing over boring jangle pop is patrician

sorry, i don't respond to arguments.

You have to work on your bait skills, boy

Johnny was a good guitarist but lacked any sense of musical direction.

im not baiting, the durutti column is miles better than the smiths, you should probably listen to him

excellent post

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because he haven't got a stitch to wear

Because tonight's just like any other night.

>I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
The Smiths are great, but please user, most Smiths fans are plebs

Fuckin saved

Not so much nowadays, poor guy had a stroke.

Vini Reilly with a stroke is still better than Johnny Marr's solo stuff.

I had a giggle.

ITS OVER, OP

>ask her if she what about his solo stuff

GOT DAMN

D E C I M A T E D
E V I C E R A T E D
V A N Q U I S H E D
A T O M I Z E D
S L A U G H T E R E D
T O T A L L E D
A N U L L E D
T R A V E S T I E D
E N D E D
D E ST R O Y E D

Another autistic smiths fan here too, I wouldve done the same thing but you just got fucking destroyed

Was Morrisey the least talented member of The Smiths? Marr is obviously great, Rourke must be awesome too since nobody complains about him, Joyce is good. The weak link in all of their worst stuff is the vocals. I like the band but whenever most of the self-pitying songs come up I feel the need to play the world's smallest violin for Morrisey

There's also
>some girls are bigger than others
>some girls are bigger than others
>some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

I think his role was mostly getting the band together on the first place and keeping them motivated rather than contributing any skill on par with the other member's

I actually haven't checked out his solo stuff, but listen to The Smiths all the time and have for years

>I Keep Mine Hidden
>Death At One's Elbow
>Work Is A Four Letter Word
>I Won't Share You
>Accept Yourself
>Golden Lights
>Reel Around The Fountain
>This Charming Man (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>These Things Take Time (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>Suffer Little Children
>Is It Really So Strange
>Jeane
>Wonderful Woman
All songs with meh compositions that would be bland if it wasn't for Morrissey's lyrics and vocals, also Morrissey and Stephen Street saved Johnny's lack of musical direction.Also is The Draize Train your favorite Smith song cause that's the only song solely written by Johnny?

I'm not saying "Morrisey is 100% shit", I'm saying he's not very good compared to the rest of the band. Think about, say, I Won't Share You, Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me, Some Girls are Bigger than Others, or Handsome Devil. All those songs are among their weaker output, and it's all because of Morrisey. There are songs that would be bland without Morrisey, but none that would be BAD.

Johnny can make some decent riffs and chord progressions, but the songwriting process with Morrissey would go like this:

1. Marr gives Morrissey a sketch demo with a single one or two chord progressions or maybe a riff
2. Morrissey writes a song based on it, showing Marr where to repeat or whatever. Where the chorus is, verse, etc
3. Marr goes back and records all the guitar parts. And adds some other effects in

I know how important Morrisey was to their creative process. I'm talking about the finished product. His lyrics are occasionally pretty shit and as the vocalist he's not that remarkable even if it did set the band apart

No song would be bad without Morrissey
>Shakespeare's Sister
>Jeane
>Wonderful Woman
>Never Had No One Ever
>Asleep
>Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
>Meat Is Murder
>Suffer Little Children
>I Keep Mine Hidden
>This Charming Man (Hatful of Hollow Version)
>I Don't Owe You Anything

Also I Know It's Over

When will you faggots learn that women don't really like music. They wear music as a fashion statement, any conversations you will try to have with a woman about music will be a shallow one.

Just bare through the conversation so that she thinks you're hip and cool for liking music that she deems as such and don't sperg out like the autist you are and you'll be fine.

OP is objectively wrong. The Queen is Dead is the best thing the smiths ever did

Meat is Muder is the only honest to god bad Smiths songs I can think of. Everyone dropped the ball with that one, and Morrisey getting on his soapbox about veganism didn't help. It would still be bad if the Archangels descended from the heavens and unleashed their terrible and sacred song upon this flawed mortal Earth at the tune of Meat is Murder

Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want isn't that good overall. Morrisey doesn't affect its quality because it's overall so mediocre from all sides.

This Charming Man is pretty good without Morrisey. I'd say it's actually made better by him, but it doesn't become bad due to his absence.

For all the others I reiterate that at worst they'd be mediocre, but not bad, whereas there are songs actually made bad by Morrisey

I just realized I contradicted myself, so change that "honest to god bad" to "honest to god horrible"

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Jesus Christ

b-but I only listen to music alone

lol fuck off

morrissey needs to die

Butt hurt women detected, as expected

good

I like how you make a post claiming you know about all women out there
then make it hilariously obvious you've never talked to a girl in your life

I'll have you know I just got out of the most perfect three year long relationship ever and I'm really upset about it. It's why I'm drunk shitposting right now so fuck you faggot
that being said everything I say is a fact
I don't have opinions I have facts

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user I'm sorry to hear that
id hug you right now if I could desu

the fact that you want to hug me is good enough
thank you, my friend

probably watched that shitty perks of being a wallflower movie. they name drop the smiths pretty often.

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How did such a shitty movie end up with that good of a soundtrack?

SING ME TO SLEEP

honestly this tbqhf

morrissey's solo career was absolute shite compared to the smiths, but if you want to seem knowledgeable go ahead

>EVATLONRNE
what

Heaven knows you're miserable now.

wow, thanks for the screencap, can i post this to /r/Sup Forums??

thanks friend :)

s/t is the best, easily.

ahahaha

holy kek

it wasn't even a good roast

you guys are stupid fucking normies

Its simplicity is what makes it sensational, we can sense your comedic jealousy user

OP here thx for the laughs :)

>Iced Tea
What a fucking pleb I'll slit his shit

>jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.

They're just called "smith's fans".

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