Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -What classic review will we get tonight? -Frank Ocean teases release date for his next album -Wildflower is out. Thoughts? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches. -/p4k/ forever
Wildflower is a bad album, but p4k will give it a 10. Screenshot this.
Gabriel Moore
IA that it's p mediocre but it'll get a 8.6-8.9 most likely
Alexander Cruz
It's gonna get panned so hard they sell it at fucking williams sonoma
Screenshot this
Austin Long
not with that new shiny interview it ain't
then again, anco got a nice feature before the pw pan so who knows
Wyatt Johnson
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Isaac Richardson
The Avalanches -Wildflower 8.2 BMN Tattoo this
Jayden Nguyen
If P4K BNMs Wildflower Marcel and NME will collectively commit suicide.
Screenshot this.
Easton Collins
>What classic review will we get tonight? we already know, they announced it its gonna be pulp's different class examined with like the modern context of the brexit and shit
Colton Lee
>Marcel and NME will collectively commit suicide. if this happens, Pitchfork will completely redeem itself for its last 6-8 years
Jace Thompson
what album do i play while trying to get a girl to kiss me?
Bentley Flores
The Seer
James Foster
...
Lucas Thompson
SILY got a 9.5, so for pottery I bet Wildflower with get an 8.5, 9.0, or for max pottery it'll get a 9.5.
I'm guessing they'll go with 8.5 b/c that's what they've given like 50% of the BNM albums this year
Hudson Torres
NLDW
Jonathan Watson
thanks, but i said "while i try to get a girl to kiss me", not """while i rape her"""
Juan Sullivan
Wildflower - 9.1 BNM
Cameron Nguyen
the fuck did you imply of my lord and savior gira?
Aiden Jackson
jaja the Spin guys are so funny xD
(saw this while i googled wtf NLDW means desu)
Camden Reyes
James Ferraro – Human Story 3
Landon Williams
You know what he meant.
Benjamin Reed
20th for DEAR TOMMY WHEN
Gavin Baker
Only if you want to make her pussy drier than the Sahara
Tyler Foster
What's everyone listening to tonight?
Nathan Stewart
deep down, i feel like wildflower will get panned and it'll start a Sup Forums war with lots of memes about electroswing
Oliver Reyes
...
Asher Price
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Nicholas Lee
I would love to see them finally review some Police albums for their Sunday classics. I doubt it'll happen, though...
Andrew Hughes
more importantly, will they still post monday reviews despite the holiday?
Wyatt Gonzalez
Working on a Hecker binge
Ayden Rogers
My predictions:
>Bat For Lashes - The Bride: 7.6 >Metronomy - Summer 08: 6.2 >The Julie Ruin - Hit Reset: 7.9 >GOGGS - GOGGS 7.7
NO! This thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
Jayden Lewis
They are nice to anyone who has made music they deem quality at one point in their career. Regardless if they hate your new stuff, they will give you a feature and support you.
Samuel Green
Wildflower.
Jason Thomas
U G L Y G L Y
and they're not doing regular reviews tonight, dummy. shove those predictions up yr dickhole.
