Anyone got some Jeff Mangum stories & pastas?

Anyone got some Jeff Mangum stories & pastas?

I remember the one about him giving apple to people.

He gave me a handjob for 1.00usd.

He went back in time and saved Anne Frank.

He gave me a handjob for 1.00usd.

He went back in time and gave Anne Frank a handjob for 1.00usd.

he gave these guys a handjob for 1.00usd.

He

gave

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

me

a

1.00usd

anal sex

with

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DO

That comes later!

He

...

gave

gave

gave

gave

gave

GET

g'ave

HE

HAS

Once upon a time Jeff Mangum gave me a

AIDS

caramel

handjob for 1.00usd

He's the father of Kanye West

what did he mean by this?

Jason Aldean

He gave

me a

at

JOB

this niqqa gone and str8 gave me a handyjob for 1.000usd

one

Jeff gave your mom

maybe he is wondering why you would cremate someone before throwing them out of an aeroplane

you're a big anne frank

ARE

HANDJOB FOR

YOU

RECORDING

KIDS MUSIC

HANDJOBS

GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

AYY

A GUY SAID ME JEFF GAVE HIM

I

PATATOES

haha :~}

He gave me for 1.00usd

Finish the sentence: Jeff Magnum is a/an _____ .

Handjob giver

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Why did someone take the time to write this

OP Here, another stories?

JUST

GIVE

A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE

>After 30 minutes of her riding
You obviously have never fucked a pregnant chick.

1.00usd.

Delete this

that's a pup!

Some guy posted a few months ago about how his dad was familiar with Astra's family and how he and Jeff helped somebody move or whatever. He also provided an OC picture.
>pic related.

What a QT couple, jesus.