Hey Sup Forums describe your dream gf

hey Sup Forums describe your dream gf

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korean
open music tastes
cares about me in a romantic sense

she sleeps in the same bed as me and we cuddle
one day...
one day.......

she has a 6 inch dick

>graceful and feminine
>still loves to have fun and joke around
>5'2 or 5'3
>full lips, blue eyes
>loves to read
> mostly ok with my excessive drug use

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kys op

>she

is true patrician
gets my sense of humor
isn't morbidly obese
That's all i want.

>Thin
>Black hair
>Pale white skin
>Dresses in dark clothing
>Recreational use of drugs with me

girl

>is my ex boyfriend
>comes back to me sometime in the next few weeks and offers to hang out
>we have a nice time, maybe get it on, and bam everything's back to the way it should be

aye i can dream can't i? Lol
he was very abusive anyway, but i'd be surprised if he'd even ever apologise. i don't think he's gonna contact me again. :^) :^(

she has a tiny little cock and will live in a doghouse

this for me too

i know a girl like that

there you have it, girls like abusive assholes

>is reasonably attractive
>not fat
>likes me

>black, brown, or dark red hair
>listens to the same music as me
>is qt
>exists

white
shorter than me
bangs
knows a lot about music, but just less than me

im a guy
and nah obviously i didn't like the abusive side
i don't even know what happened, i always showed him so much love and the past 3 months all i got back was hate, but then he'd still beg to see me and i'd show up and he'd just be full of hatred again.
Last time i saw him he showed up with a can of tuna and poured it everywhere and yelled "this is our friendship!" then tried to steal some of my food. I used to find him fucking hilarious but he seems insane now

>slightly shorter than me
>can tolerate my social ineptitude, even helps me with it
>is really good at some art form
>knows a lot of random shit
>pretty eyes
>funny
>doesn't touch me too much
>qt

user that really sounds like some sort of schizophrenia i'm sorry your bf dumped tuna on your floor and is going crazy ):

>rambles about dorky things she's interested in
>listens to me ramble about dorky things that I'm interested in
>appreciates sustained instances of mutual silence
>boisterous and equal parts stoic / cool
>generously loving

Plot twist; she exists.

(plot twist)^2 ; we can't be together and it makes me want to die. :-)

i have her and its amazing

>incredibly smart and thoughtful, genuine love of learning
>varied and moderately patrish taste
>down for all the good shows, seeing swans this month
>ridiculously attractive, skinny but not a twig
>does lots of drugs w me but not in excess

: )

It's Tori Amos

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I'll never fucking have her

I know that feel.

...

>I'll never fucking have her
well she's had a botched face lift so you're chances are certainly much better than when she recorded cornflake girl let alone was the cornflake girl

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I'm sorry user. Why do you say that you can't be together? :/

>smokes cigarettes
>just the right amount of thicc
>has a tough girl exterior but warm and caring interior
>booksmart and streetsmart
>doesn't make fun of me for playing video games

:^( yeah, i dont know man but it all just has been the worst 3 months of my life. the worst part has been him reversing every situation to make me seem like the asshole when I've been the one fighting to make things work for the past few months, and i can't do it anymore. it sucks to watch someone you love grow to hate you when theres nothing you can do to fix it or fix them. he's gone and blocked me on everything too, which i guess could be a blessing in disguise since all my friends have told me countless times that i need to cut him off completely. i just had so many dreams and plans 4 the future with him, it sucks to have that future i imagined die completely.
he's a bit younger than me, so maybe he's struggling with his sexuality or something, but i just wish we could've talked things out and he could've been more willing to make things work. i always fought to see him happy, but i can't keep doing it when it takes a toll on my own health and happiness

I don’t know what I want, know that I don’t know what I want
I don’t know what I want, know that I don’t know what I want
No, nobody knows, nobody does, nobody knows
No, nobody knows, nobody does, nobody knows

my dream bf is blind so that he will actually like me.

You better have a pretty voice

I know its sort of cliche, but why can't normies just appreciate silence.

>tfw sent her a long message telling her about how I feel

>tfw she said "that's really sweet, but I only like you as a friend"

you can't fix everybody, user.

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relateable

Oh, thats true. Guess I'm out of luck then.

It's going to end someday.

my dream bf
>tall and skinny
>beautiful eyes
>nice hands
>understands my sense of humor
>appreciates my music taste and listens to cooler shit than me
>we can drink and smoke pot together and we could cuddle and he would be nice and ugh
this is all I want in life

just gotta keep trucking on right

>only 6