Post the worst fucking songs you've ever heard.
Bad music thread
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Cameron Young
Jaxson Nelson
It's a four-way tie
Justin Russell
I was young, far too young. He was wintering in Kent, whoever 'he' was. I may have convinced myself that it was all a dream. I first saw him when he held the door for me at the local railway museum, and our paths crossed again in the library; we both reached for the same copy of Nabokov's Pale Fire as he hummed the vocal melody of Van Morrison’s Cyprus Avenue. Our hands brushed, and we looked to each other – I with a nervous smile, he with a grin that has now come to haunt my mind's eye whenever I allow my thoughts to wander as I am taken in by the motorik rhythms of certain popular German progressive rock bands. "Take it," he said. "I much prefer his earlier work." I thanked him and turned to leave, but as I did so he grabbed my dress and tugged me back, forcefully wrapping his arm about my waist and pushing my bottom against the rock of his crotch. I respected the policies of the library too much to scream. He pressed his nose to my scalp – "You're a soft little machine, aren't you? Mhm... seven out of ten." For reasons I still do not entirely comprehend, his judgement relaxed me. I told him my train was not leaving for another hour and he led me back to his cottage. Foreplay consisted of him slapping me about the face and asking "What does my baby say?" until I tearfully replied with "W-we can live in the empty spaces of this life." I do not wish to recall the rest of the afternoon in any more detail, but it was, as you would expect, slow, deep, and hard. Part of my therapy has involved revisiting the library, wherein I overheard a man at the desk enquiring as to where he could find a book on the Beatles. The look that crept upon the librarian’s face is one with which I am all too familiar. My smile is stuck, I cannot go back to your frownland…
John Murphy
Noisy Eater
Hunter Brooks
frankie sinatra is honestly worse than bad music
Jack Evans
youtube.com
I dare you.
Carter Rodriguez
op's favorite song
Aaron Smith
Dylan Cook
You first OP
Wyatt Nguyen
Cringe whenever i hear it.
Logan Davis
Gavin Watson
Thomas Davis
this could be alright if either of these dudes had any melodic sense. i could deal with the dumb, poorly-timed vocal samples then.
honestly, the synth leads are worse than those stupid "haha watch me sample something goofy from spongebob" facebook vids
Liam Thomas
Nicholas James
Nicholas Harris
I feel like a worse person for listening to this.
fuck you user
Ian Hill
Fuck yeah David Tanny
Christmas song best song
Brody Smith
i'd still smash
Aiden Nelson
Used to jam hard to this song in Junior High. Who said that white christians can't rap?
Nicholas Collins
Alexander Gonzalez
Nothing wrong with this.
Actually, never mind. There's a lot of things wrong with it. But it's still pretty catchy.
Lincoln Ramirez
There is a 100% chance Chad Kroeger wrote all of this.
Elijah Barnes
hey, this is pretty JERdk, not bad at all
Bentley Perez
Daniel Howard
Robert Walker
mmm this shit bangs
Nathaniel Lopez
electro swing
Parker Rivera
Would've included more photographs if he did
Isaiah Jenkins
i didn't know Pappa John was a rapper
Jordan Rodriguez
soundcloud.com
Some dude has been posting this in the composition thread and it's pretty shit desu.
Carson Turner
song is shit but the girl is H I G H T E S T
Jordan Robinson
Yeah, until she starts dancing.
Benjamin Adams
Checked
Matthew Powell
wtf, this actually exists
Nathaniel Green
Blake Perez
Holy shit this is bad.
Charles Morgan
This is not bad at all
Julian Stewart
these are both good.
Andrew Lopez
youtube.com
Can we find really awful remixes
Adrian Adams
I know that this can be one of those memorable Sup Forums posts but tldr
Nathan Barnes
Pretty sure this is comedy
Andrew Gutierrez
Blake Barnes
never been a fan of either of these honestly, but what is bad about them? Is it that they use "you" in the chorus and they're love songs? They're catchy enough I guess. Mumford & Sons at least has a "sound".
Xavier Hughes
If there's anything I hate more than corporate garbage it's corporate indie garbage. I'd gladly take top 40 pop over this shit.
Christopher Cook
Did you never listen to Classical or see Fantasia as a kid?
Fuck it this is b8.
Charles Morgan
m.youtube.com
Been wanting to post this for a while but felt it was too mean. What the hell here you go please be kind.
Benjamin Moore
Is she okay? She sounds like she's having a panic attack throughout the entire song/video.
Levi Carter
Carter Collins
Oh you've triggered me user. I had forgotten about this shit
Kayden Miller
Not even related to this thread, but what song is this playing from 4:59 onwards?
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I don't even know what genre this is.
Asher Ramirez
Don't know :( I love her
Please don't troll her she has so few comments
Jason Baker
oh my fucking god thats awful
Benjamin Nelson
It doesn't even matter how hard you try...
Nathan Rogers
youtube.com
This takes the shit cake.
Probably the worst bit of music I've ever heard.
Aaron Moore
youtube.com
This is so bad it's almost ironically good.
Grayson Howard
>if you like classical you have to like post-rock
That's a pretty pleb opinion. I bet you think I have to listen to Kendrick Lamar because I like jazz also.
Easton Torres
youtube.com
>Nakamura Connie
Brayden Thompson
Obvious bait is obvious.
Jace Martin
I'm pretty sure its not bait. I am only aware of this song because of people shitting on it in threads like this.
Zachary Wilson
youtube.com
This cover is downright insulting to the original. Everything from her shitty vocal range/tone to the fact that it doesn't even sound like the song in any possible way just sucks a whole ass.
Juan Hall
This is fucking stupid as fuck. I hope she dies.
Adrian Diaz
This is great, actually, you monumental faggot.
Charles Long
this is cultural appropriation and is also racist
James Fisher
My favorite is Hate My Life
Gavin Edwards
Ugh awful. Almost as bad as that Gary Jules cover of Mad World.
Charles White
you just don't know what real punk music is, user
Asher Taylor
Every time I see this, I think: "there's no way it's as bad as I remember. It couldn't possibly, actually be the worst, most revolting song I've ever heard in my entire life, could it?" And every time I see it, I realize the dreadful fact yet again:
It is.
Brayden Long
come on of all nickelback songs you post that one?
Gabriel Rogers
Good bait
Nolan Anderson
How on earth has this not been posted?
Jonathan Turner
not suprised that plebs here can't appreciate post r&b
Anthony Cook
The japanese didn't get offended by that song.
Logan Bell
Didn't the record label sign him because they thought he was laughably funny?
Correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to remember learning that his entire career was a joke from the very beginning.
Aiden Powell
The original Mad World is a pile of shit and sounds fucking terrible in all facets. Tears For Fears first few albums simply were not good.
Owen Bell
I am simply convinced that nothing is as bad as this song.
It sums up why indie "died" when it hit the mainstream
Robert Hill
What exactly is wrong with this song?
Dominic Hughes
That's a good cover though. That's how you do a stripped down cover right.
Hi bait.
Logan Price
If you listened to the fucking song you would know.
Andrew Cooper
christ that's awful. how can you turn this youtube.com
Charles Young
The firs time i heard this song i thought it was fucking Imagine Dragons and i never cared to look after the original band. It was on a mexican ad about smartphones or some shit.
Anthony Taylor
Bentley Rodriguez
I know it's bait, but I still bite. What is this
Jeremiah Martin
jesus, not even the youtube comments are nice on this
Dominic Bennett
Owen Ward
It was part of the soundtrack to one of the Hunger Games films, if that explains anything
Matthew Perez
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It's really the video that makes this one worth it.
Connor Green
No, I mean the japs are using our white "punk" women to promote their cancerous weeb culture
Dylan Lewis
It literally sounds like she wrote some music but couldn't think of any lyrics so she just used those and called it a cover. She should be ashamed of herself.
Adam Scott
I did and the shit bangs. It clearly inspired the avalanches
Ryder Wood
What?
Luis Clark
...
Landon Price
What metal kid gets picked on? I suppose me and my friends were the "metal" kids in HS, but everyone thought we were cool because we smoked.
Joseph Baker
kill yourself
Cooper Morales
Kill yourself for posting this
Asher Butler
End your life.
Austin Gutierrez
Juan Lee
I guess it's supposed to be imposing bc it's all in a minor key and has orchestral arrangements. I think most of the choices about the vocals were intentional. It's still very mediocre. Should have just made a new song.