My gf is taking me to a chvrrches concert this week. what should I expect?

my gf is taking me to a chvrrches concert this week. what should I expect?

Same thing happened to me
Expect Lavren to engage in a lot of stage bants, more than any other artist I've ever seen. Also expect political shit

open and public use of tampons

Buncha 17yo tumblr plebs.
As far as the music/performance goes, probably nothing special. If you don't like the albums, it'll probably suck. Shouldn't be the worst experience ever though, there's a lot of worse choices of artists to see.

Newbies are often surprised when Lavren holds an intermission to single out suspicious-looking males in the audience and call them out for potential rapes they might commit. When this happens, make sure not to shrink away or look ashamed, because that only feeds Lavren's bloodthirstiness. It's a well known fact that any man lectured by her will NOT be getting laid that night. Instead, make sure you cheer louder than everyone else once she's finished chastising a male (but DO NOT under any circumstances interrupt her while she's speaking unless you want to get thrown out) to get on her good side and avoid being singled out

onstage nudity

Chvches

this makes a good pasta to be honesterino

but its just a cock measuring competition

for real?

is that your gf?

Get cucked by Iain m8

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i dunno but if you don't snap a pic of her butt then ur not a real one

Humorless sjw "passionately" writhes on ground

how do i get into her music?

Who is this ugly hag?

>mfw when you guys hater her so much because she's a SJW, and can't just ignore that for the sake of music discussion

Also, at ACL she only ever talked about how fucking hot it was outside (because it was, I threw up from dehydration later that night) and nothing political at all

I don't give a shit about her politics.

Her music is still boring as fuck.

Yes. I went to a CHVRCHES concert and got called out by Lavren as a rapist in front of the entire audience. Unbeknownst to her, I have an accusation fetish, and the entire experience was extremely arousing for me. I still fantasize about that day. 10/10, would attend again.

expect chris hansen

Nice

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