The Hipster Collection

Daily reminder that if this triggers you, you are a pleb.
rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/the_hipster_collection/

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I'm not triggered by someone calling me a hipster because I do not dress the part and act the part. I collect vinyl and like indie and that is about the furthest extend I go into "hipsterdom"

>it's a metal fan
colour me surprised

*tips ironic mustache*

there's nothing more embarrassing than being a trump supporter

>and like indie

Oh Montie. Thanks for the laugh, kid.

You're not triggered because I haven't reviewed Oasis

how to be a contrarian: the list

>complaining about hipsters in 2016

Literally a dead aesthetic. Most have transitioned to becoming earnest left-wing poptimists.

i was an earnest left-wing poptimist before it was cool

Delete your trip.

> says he doesn't like jazz
> rips into Davis and Coltrane anyway

kek, a lot of the stuff in there is good but i get the message

I like older indie.

I knew you posted this thread.

t. basic p4k bitch

Seems like the one that was seriously triggered was the guy making the list

there's a lot of artists on there that I dislike, but you seem to just rate them low for the sake of being oh-so-contrarian and different
I pay no attention to p4k by the way

>"Boreds of Canada is typical minimalist, repetitive, over-analyzed, vastly overrated shit."

His 5 star albums are painful to look at.

Where is Kate Bush?

>"Praising" Eno for being the "inventor of ambient music" is like taking pride in having ejected the longest fart in a frat house. Let me know when he invents something useful.

it should be posted in a cringe thread desu

Everyone loves Kate Bush except po-faced contrarians.

In his 5 star albums

Scanned through this and some of the entries on bands I love were actually pretty funny. Not triggered. IDK about the criteria for selection because it seems to be an arbitrary collection of popular albums from disparate genres.

He usually doesn't even trash the artist. In the article for Coltrane, for example, I might have been triggered because I love him. However, he only trashes people whose appreciation of jazz is confined to Coltrane & Davis' most famous albums and listen to those artists for psued reasons. Of course that's lame, everyone thinks those people are lame. It's a facile observation not even worth expressing.

What actually makes me cringe a bit is that someone was buttfrustrated enough to put this whole thing together...

This is an exaggeration, but there's some truth to it.

Okay "Mr. I only listen to women if they are critically acclaimed"
Lmao so he's a hypocrite?

That's a pretty weak insult, my man.

>pavement
>pretentious lyrics
oh cmon, man

t. 1st year English major

Those 5 stars scream "I was a hipster once and am really afraid of being called one again." Like the people who call you pretentious because you don't like Star Wars or Game of Thrones.

He's old as fuck

this
seriously their lyrics are fun af and about as unpretentious as you can get
Darling don't you go and cut your hair
Do you think it's gonna make him change?
I'm just a boy with a new haircut
And that's a pretty nice haircut

Charge it like a puzzle, hitmen wearing muzzles
Hesitate, you die
Look around, around, the second drummer drowned
His telephone is found

Music scene's crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band

I remember lying, I don't remember a line
I don't remember a word but I don't care
I care, I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?

Advertising looks and chops a must, no big hair!
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought and so are you
Bitch right down to the practice room
Attention and fame, a career, career, career, career

>Interpol

>LOL HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THEM YET BUT THEYRE DEFINITELY HIPSTER LMAO

But he's right. You only need to look at the RYM reviews and the websites that give them riot reviews to see that they're a hipster band. I've never listened to Swans or AnCo (and take pride in that) and I know full and well only hipsters like them.

t. OP

what's this t. thing i keep seeing

you kids and your memes go so quickly

>I've never listened to Swans or AnCo (and take pride in that)
ok son

t. means source in Finnish

reply to this post and you'll get a gf within a month

>implying I will
replying just to prove you wrong

>Bob Dylan
>Pink floyd
>Radiohead
>modest mouse
>Sonic youth
>hipster

...

Metallica is garbage but that's a pretty fair score for hipster punk.

Sure thing officer

I was sort of with it until he actually started talking about the music. Dude has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

Saying that Jeff Buckley sings off-key is just objectively incorrect. He admits to not even listening to several of the artists he dismisses, and then he just adds some dumb damage control of "hurr if you disagree you're a hipster". I don't know how you can be so un self-aware as to write all this nonsense on hipsters and then go on to shit on a huge number of popular, critically acclaimed artists as if you're not doing exactly what hipsters are said to do.

His entire point is complaining about people who listen to music for image, and then dismisses numerous artists just because of their image. What a hack.

I like a few of the bands on the list, but most of them I've grown out of. Half of them I haven't even heard of. I guess that makes me not a hipster????

Either way, OP is pretty much right. If you're upset because someone on the internet doesn't like your favorite band, you're immature and ya need to seriously work shit out with your life.

>has clearly never LTIY

can't risk it not being true

but everyone on this board is gay

Pretentious rock music is never good.

vocaroo.com/i/s1jcUROt71f0

IF YOU HATE THE MUSIC ON THAT PAGE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO THATS LITERALLY ALL MUSIC

holy shit it's the tripfag war who will win???

rawlan

Boldfaure BTFO
CLASSICALFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Christgau

cringed

Fucking Christgau, then why he loves Sonic Youth

I can't believe someone decided to use their limited time on earth to write all of that shit. Yikes.

Montie r u retarded or just a homo?

Also please make a vocaroo where you say:

"If you listen to Swans you are a fucking faggot"

vocaroo.com/i/s1Fqcnp6PKp9

>Dinosaur Jr.
>no justification

Why should I be triggered by your shit-tier pleb list?

Thanks mayne

Do you really sound like that

he's trashing extremely popular and critically acclaimed artists, isn't that the definition of hipster?

>taking this guy's opinion to heart

>Power Metal:
>all of them

desu singing about the trends and the music scene is pretty hipsterish. And I say that with Pavement as my favourite band. That's only one of their few songs with lyrics like that though

I fully expected them to be on this list anyways. To alot of people they were bratty slacker indie kids, lol

theonion.com/article/pitchfork-gives-music-68-2278

Pelican is pretty hipster desu, other than that most of these bands aren't really all that bad.

maybe a tad hipsterish, but pretentious? nah

pls

>Slint

>MGMT
>Sufjan

He's just a hipster in denial isn't he

bump

you better be right

>Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Are there are levels of irony beyond my understanding at work here?

I pity this guy seriously, how sad his life could be to working on something like this, while listening to fucking metal. ha fuckin ha.

He's also 45

>metalhead crying about people liking music he doesn't like

qwerty100 is literally the most based user on rym