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everything that isn't traditional is sporkcore edition

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Why did fates Warning never get the credit they deserved like Queensreche or Dream Theater? They pioneered both the basic vanilla prog style and later the more atmospheric one

GoGo - The Vektor of All Kek

Why do prog metal bands think this is acceptable as an album cover?

What slam bulldozes the most?

bantera

Are they Flogging Molly of metal?

Goktera

What the fuck is sporkcore?

Vektera

It's delivered from the infamous penguin of doom copypasta and basically means "lolsorandom"

stuff like Diablo Swing Orchestra and Unexpect

A new metalcore/djent subgenre where teenagers pick at their guitars with sporks, which gives the music a strange echoey sound.

Soiltera feat Bjorn "Flynn" Anselmo

whats some good swedish bm? i dont really have any except marduk (not really a fan) and abruptum (selectively a fan)

>genre blending
>focuses on jarring contrast
>Zappa-ish parody/humor element

now if there were a bunch of artists that checked the first two boxes but not the third, that would be great

Phil "Pulling the trigger on every nigger" Anselmo ?

fart funeral

Yes, Phil "put all the blacks in a sack" Anselmo.

Phillip H. ".22 in every jew" Anselmo ? 4 real ?

Ghost Bath :^)

Oh, I thought you meant Phil 'Put every kike on a spike' anselmo

Fäeric Blasting Punk > bulldoshit

Wow this thread is already shit

Yup, Phillip "I swear it was white whine" Anselmo, indeed.

actually listen to them, but eh not what im looking for if i just say "black metal"
is my country a meme in bm?

Nah Ghost Bath memers are just forcing it at this point.

>this is a song in 1983

youtube.com/watch?v=-b7YB7BgD1U

we wassu extremu metarru an shiettu

What is the line between hard rock and heavy metal?

Why is that impressive that it was 1983

>blackened slamviolence

deadhournoise.bandcamp.com/album/tension

Right here

black sabbath black sabbath black sabbath

Sabbath = metal
Led Zeppelin = hard rock

youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
Metal for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk

:^)

>only mate who listens to metal only listens to fucking sabaton
they are just not good

Nice blog post dude, 10/10 I am subscribed and eagerly waiting for more.

defeatedsanity.bandcamp.com/album/disposal-of-the-dead-dharmata

New Defeated Sanity coming soon. Looks fairly interesting. Apparently it's going to be half their usual brutal death with the other half is going to be Atheist/Cynic-style prog death. I am cautiously hyped.

>2015+1
>hating F U N

shiggity diggity

Sabaton are perfect poser filter

Sabaton are the Manowar of our generation

ur welcome desu
i dont necessarily mind power metal but every sabaton song is the same boring tripe

Most Swedish BM blends styles so you'll mostly just see meloblack and other blended styles. Also a bit of DSBM but most of it sucks

Dissection, Pest, Sorhin, Naglfar, Bekëth Nexëhmü, Woods of Infinity, Dawn, Decameron, Silencer, Unanimated, Shining, Nasheim, Luciferion, Istapp, Grift, Azure, Lifelover

There's probably more I'm forgetting, that list is all completely out of order with varying genre's mixed with the black so pick your favourite.

Also every DSBM band in Sweden comes from Stockholm, I wonder if they realize how much they're reinforcing the 08 stereotype

Also I can recommend pic related, great stuff.

>having fun

there's a couple i haven't heard of there, thanks will check 'em out.
also what does bm have to do with "the 08 stereotype"?

DSBM = depressive suicidal black metal

08or whines and cries about everything

>comparing Manowar to Sabaton

fuck off mate, Manowar's unironically one of the best USPM bands and has killer riffs
youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY

I've never heard of the 08 stereotype
Examples?

ah, always just connect 08or to pretentious wannabe snobbery more

Don't you dare shit on these beautiful riffwizards

>sponfeeding this hard

>complaining about spoonfeeding in a general created for talking about metal and making recommendations

summer get out

>everything I don't like is summer

You're the one spoonfeeding the summer. You're an enabler

How come French do black metal so well? Of all countries

because IBM

>Not caring for shitposters complaining about people making recommendations is now frowned upon

Gee I wonder why the general is dying

Anyway back to killing /meal/

HAVE YOU GUYS LISTENED TO MY LATEST HIT?
youtube.com/watch?v=g5VGQueLuqM

Frenchies are very ignorant to everyone else around them and are vulgar and rude, that's why

French bm outside of LLN is shit tho

Cool song bro

>liking Manomeme
God hates fags

god hates people who disrespect the riff

MANOWAR
IS
NOT
GAY

t. Atmoshitter

>Not caring for shitposters complaining about people making recommendations is now frowned upon
Is this sentence even english? What the fuck are you trying to say here Bjorn and what does it have to do with what just happened

POSER LEAVE THE HALL
FALSE DO NOT ENTRY

Do you not know much french black metal?

>Is this sentence even english? What the fuck are you trying to say here Bjorn and what does it have to do with what just happened
Fuck you man, I live in Urban Sweden I have to not know the language fucking hater I swear say it to my face I am not "Björn" Speed "Strid" without reason

Kek this is genius
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any good atmoriff?????????

Thoughts on this?

damn...

sick man i raped my vocals over it check it out
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You're gonna get nothing but meme replies

Everyday I come here wondering how far /metal/ can possibly fall, and every day I am impressed. Each day is a new brand of shitposting, that isn't to say that everyday is worse than the last but each day brings variation in the brand of shitposting only /metal/ can supply. All of you complaining about /metal/ dying are just like me, we are all one in the same. We like it here, we like /metal/ as it is, you could say we like it like this. I can't wait for what tomorrow brings, while /metal/ will never achieve its creative peak from when Terminal Redux was released I know that /metal/ will never cease to surprise me, and I'll be here, just another user watching from the ringside seat to human tragedy ft. Christian Älvestam.

Hey nice picture! Jared Dines here, want to see my Djent guitar?

youtube.com/watch?v=QgRLLqYQh1Q

what the fuck is that

Julie's vocals suck, otherwise ok

Why? Is it shit or gets overrated or overly redundantly talked about?"

Honestly, Burzum's early work has what I'd call "Atmospheric riffs"

I can only imagine how abysmal the shitposting will become in a few months

Like, we already seeped into trash, b, d, int, r9k and pol

Atmosludge, atmoblack, proge and djent are impossible to discuss on /metal/

What's the best song ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid?

>We like it here, we like /metal/ as it is

we seeped there or they seeped into here?

>Atmosludge, atmoblack, proge
unironically my favourite genres + gothic

I unironically like this
youtube.com/watch?v=aHHJ4T37UKw

both :^)

How does it feel to be a living, walking, breathing M E M E?

What are you doing on /metal/? People only like osdm, thrash and power here

don't forget Sup Forums, they've had a meme presence in /metal/ for a long time too

the weebgrind meme spread from here into Sup Forums too

astonishing

I don't know, /metal/ used to like black metal though, and those genres aren't all I listen to

Does anyone remember when /metal/ seeped into /d/ and that one user requested the Cheerleader Concubine album cover without the logo and album name text?

fucking christ stop taking everything so seriously people say on here

>astonishing
youtube.com/watch?v=_LHFswk8K3o

>we are all one in the same. We like it here, we like /metal/ as it is

bit rude

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