>lost my virginity to a 2/10 fat girl
Music for this feel?
no queen - fat bottom girls please
Lost my virginity to a 2/10 fat girl
Gavin Howard
Nathaniel Mitchell
Dude, why not just fucking hire a prostitute?
Anyways-Big Black-Songs about fucking
Jonathan Rodriguez
well..it took you 30 years but better then late then never I guess.
Anthony Evans
I'm 18
I wish I did
Nathaniel Lewis
Luis Miller
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Mason Smith
Field recordings of whale noises.
Austin Harris
Bentley Morgan
are you that guy from /r9k/?
Josiah Mitchell
That's better than most of us here have ever done or will ever do
Jason Lopez
All kidding aside. Did you know her for some time? Were either of you drunk or chemically enhanced?. And most importantly. Did you and her achieve mutual satisfaction.
Hunter Howard
Christopher Sanchez
No
Yes
No
No I don't use /r9k/
Nicholas Butler
Carson Davis
well did you achieve satisfaction?
Wyatt Edwards
how fat are we talking?
Asher Baker
no
she probably did
she sat on my face and it smelled like cheese and burger king onion rings
Easton James
it happens mang. i brought home (drunk and on pills) an obese 38 yr old alcoholic lady. and she wanted to cuddle. had a panic attack right after.
Jack Gonzalez
>she probably did
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here just because you got some puss puss there kiddo
Blake Cooper
hahahaha
don't worry OP, my first time sucked as well
Owen Taylor
was literally about to ask this
Isaac Harris
Was she under the influence? There is a real possibility that you were raped.
Joshua Roberts
that guy was hot tbqh
Jackson Diaz
Kek
Adam Clark
>not getting a job, save up that cash for a few years, go to bangkok, hire a whore, find out its a tranny, fuck anyway because you already paid for him/her, & fly back home rockin' to "Dude Looks Like a Lady", as the flight attendant keeps asking you to put on your headset if you're gonna listen to music, while some of the male passengers chuckle realizing that like them, you got some ladyboy action on your holiday.
Hudson Allen
Now Tayne I can get into ;)
Mason Cooper
>lost v-card in an embarrassing way
>realize i can just make up any lie i want and pretend that's the 'canon' truth about how i lost it
It was sure nice losing my virginity at 16 to two milfs, Sup Forums
Xavier Allen
could be worse
>lost virginity to a 2/10 fat guy
Easton Reed
lol that's nothing op i've lost my virginity to
Daniel Wilson
If dubs you have to call her back and sex it up again
Jace Howard
>no queen - fat bottom girls please
top kek, i needed that
Justin Kelly
If dubs you have to call and fuck her sister/best friend if she doesn't have a sister
Brandon Campbell
>Literally said I wanted to have sex with a girl
>She says sure
>We fuck
>She leaves immediately after
Music for this non feel?
Brayden Gonzalez
Natural Child - Shame Walkin
Ethan Davis
Shut up, Meg
Justin Carter
Ethan Butler
radiohead, because they are shit
Anthony Cox
it's okay user, I lost my virginity to a fat 2/10 girl too...
just kidding, she was a 36 year old hot as fuck latina milf
Jason Rivera
>she sat on my face and it smelled like cheese and burger king onion rings
Please tell me this is a joke. And if not why would you subject yourself to this? If you're still 18 surely you couldn't have been THAT desperate.
Alexander Robinson
fat girls are the best at blowjobs though
Lincoln Hill
Noah Barnes
>go home for holidays
>little brother (~25) asks if I fucked a girl yet
every time
Well at least I'm not OP