be chillin with some new friends, smoking weed in their apartment

> be chillin with some new friends, smoking weed in their apartment
> one dude gets invited to this dope pool party, says we can tag along
> im stoked, thinking I am finally becoming cool
> get there, its full of drunk sluts and frat dudes
> there are two huge speakers bumping typical top 40 rap
> see the aux cord, decide to pull a prank
> hook up my phone and start playing Red by King Crimson
> thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool
> everyone just goes quiet for a few seconds, and then they all start freaking out and yelling at me
> host of the party gets super fucking pissed and physically shoves me out of his property
> tells me if I come back he will beat me up
what the fuck, why are normies such douchebags

kek

Why didn't you fight him you fucking pussy?

They aren't Quit trying to impress normies with your Sup Forums core shit that they don't appreciate. Life lesson learned I'm sure

>> thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool

Because King Crimson sucks, you fucking idiot.

Yeah there is a reason why you're not cool dude. It's not really good if you're the only person who thinks that would be funny. How did you expect everyone to react, laugh? Idiot

King Crimson isn't even a good prog band, should've played Steven Wilson

>thought it would be really funny and people would think I am cool

They did this over Red?!

I always thought that was pretty accessible for KC.

I can only imagine how they'd react when faced with all that bullshit on Larks' Tongues in Aspic.

You got what you deserved.

No. he should have avoided the aux cord entirely.

It sounds like you avoided making friends with scumbags.

Doesn't make any sense
Unless you're ugly/uncharasmatic, they'd never...
Oh.

It would be funny with established friends. If you don't know them, why would you do that? He did go too far though threatening to beat you up

steven as a solo artist's only good album is Insurgentes desu, and he's probably smack you for disrespecting fripp desu

DUDE WEED

>aspiring normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking really though, what did you expect to happen?

>be chillin with some new friends, smoking weed in their apartment
>not normie
well memed my friend

>implying The Raven That Refused to Sing wasn't a musical masterpiece

Hand. Cannot. Erase sucked though

>implying grace for drowning isn't 10/10

It wasn't, it was indulgent shit

...

guys this cafe down town is having a vinyl club night where any one can come and give them records to play also there's $3 tacos. should I go? and what record should I bring? the employees all seem like tumblr qts and hipster nu-males

>tumblr qts
I'd say go for Modest Mouse or Car Seat Headrest.

Worth it for the tumblr cuties man 3 dollar tacos is also siiick

>look at all of these people listening to music they like
>you know what would make them like me?
>turning it off and playing music they don't like

fuck off dude how would you like it if you were listening to Sup Forumscore and one of them came and turned it off and started playing Desiigner or some shit?

>see the aux cord, decide to pull a prank
this is where you went wrong
try again next time

What the fuck 3 dollar tacos. Genuine Mexican tacos go from $1.25 - 1.50

well maybe he lives in a country with an economy that isn't contingent on the drug market?

Except King Crimson is really accessible
He wasn't playing Merzbow or something, but I guess millennials hate rock now

King Crimson is not party music for most people. You can complain about it all you want but it won't make it not true

Probably lives in a heavily gentrified area

But it didn't warrant the reaction it got
I dunno, the people I hang around with tend to be more open minded than that

bring the best of the animals, hands down.

OP here, to clarify i was playing Starless

Arcade FIre. Guaranteed to get pussy

"Woah user! You know that band too?! We have so much in common!"
Fuck yeah we do

t. Greg

>the employees all seem like tumblr qts
The 1975
Twenty-One Pilots
Lana Del Ray
Tame Impala

If you're not swimming in ass by the end of the night, that's on you, b.

second time i see this #rare pasta. good job boi. srry for spoiling

I don't own any of that garbage

hey it's the guy from the vinyl cafe I brought parquet courts and CSH but some really mean fat red haired girl is playing Justin timber lake I think I'm going to leave. tacos were fucking great

Based nip

That looks like anthony fantano's vinyl furniture thing

any other cool stories bra?

it's is.

I never understood what it was that made air headed normies the "cool" ones. Aren't they just a group among other groups of different people? Who makes the rules on why that particular group is better than any other one?

People like OP who let others push them around

Their culture is literally all based on image so when things deeply upset that image (ex: intellectual music at a party that makes them realize they're all acting like morons) they reject it extremely.

It's the same idea as a kid raised religious vehemently denying his sex drive.

This ssom gr× b8 ?8

Bingo
Nu-males keep spreading