Kendrick LaManlet

Kendrick LaManlet

>LOOK HE'S SHORT HE MUST BE A KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BROWSE Sup Forums

taylor swift is fucking hideous

>having a kek by projecting your own kek

kek

>you will never be a tiny 1 ft tall man and have 12 ft tall giantess taylor swift step on you with her high heels
why live

I've always thought that and everyone I know says I'm weird for thinking so.

>using the projection kek to get a kek whilst simultaneously kekking at my kek

>no tits
>no ass
>doesn't have that cute face she did when she was younger

All she has going for her are her 10/10 legs and that's not saying much

S-she's just really tall!

still cannot believe that's not photoshopped

You just know...

>filename

Toppest kek

Taking bets on the size of Kendricks cock. Pretty good odds on 8.5 right about now

...

manlet detected

so many normies in that crowd

Taylor Swift is fucking hot as shit

well he got sexy eyes

...

>tfw 5'7 manlet whiteboy
>tfw good looking and /fit tho
>tfw once had a threesome with two hot sisters that were 5'9 and 5'10 respectively

I've gone full Tom Cruise/The Weeknd mode now.
I love walking down the street with a tall, statuesque woman while my short little legs try to keep up.

and to think we've only seen one of those women naked...

Oh god... This can't be real

It's photoshopped, isn't it?

It's a bad angle for him.

He's 5'4, she's 5'10 without heels. You do the math.

Jesus christ.
They did him dirty like that though

she's only 5'10", what kind of fucked up heels does she wear?

I think musicians tend to be shorter because short people innately are insecure and thus want to seek out things that will make them loved by all instead of a weird short guy everyone hates

that's just perspective

btw nice filename

5'10 is pretty tall for a woman
it's also the perfect height tbqf
Women reach that height early high school and look like they're 25 for the next 25 years

yeah, but who actually thinks there's girls on here

I love manlet threads

Nothing showcases 4chans projected insecurity more

i'm 6 foot

have i made it, Sup Forums?

Yes
You have achieved the approval of anonymous neckbeards on a Tawainese manga board

Congratulations

>tfw a manlet songwriter
>tfw used to be class clown/attention-seeker, then got destroyed by depression in my early 20s
>tfw never perform or share any of my recordings
>tfw overanalyze my every move now, when used to be carefree and spontaneous

That is king of manlets/invisible height. I am also 6'0", people barely notice me.

>love me some tall women
>tfw 6'

It's not fair, smallanon. I want Taylor Swift to carry me across the threshold and feed me grapes BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN FUCK THIS BODYYYYYYY

>>tfw once had a threesome with two hot sisters
Incest?

Tall girls are usually more insecure

If your game is on point you can dominate them verbally, they love that shit since guys are usually scared of them