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First for fucking hell

IT'S NOT FAIR

REEEEEEEEEE
anyway
Dio has an amazing voice even when he's 70 and with cancer
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we were so close

Cheer up senpai, we got to 616. Isn't that the real devil's number anyway?

Nice hitleric dubs but only 612

no

so are we trying this again boys?

will anything good come out of this near death experience?

metal for this feel?
666 when?

yeah sure i'm feeling alright about not making it

Post your theme song for the devil
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metal for this feel?

alright boys, we're doing this again for
it should be the 666th post on /meal/ for justice

No. We had our chance. It's over now.

THE ARCHIVE WAITS FOR NO ONE

666th for atmoshit

goddamit

WE CAN DO IT
DO IT
DO
O

IT
T

um just saying like if we all stay up real late when everyone goes to bad we can probably make 666 with ease. just a thought haha

If we shitpost hard from the beginning we WILL do it

Well has anybody heard this yet? It's pretty good compared to the mass shit that's been released this year.

>reminder that atmoshit is the best shit
if you don't bust a nut over forteresse and drudkh you're basically just a textbook pleb

i went to a young and in the way show once and the singer beaned me with a pig's head i'm gonna fight him next time their band is in town

punk reporting in

fuck metal, i'll be mass creating threads to sabotage this childish endeavor

Why does metal hate Drudkh?

Reminder that djentshareguy is the most infulential poster on /metal/ and second biggest poster on Sup Forums after DJ Aaron Ellis

Djentshareguy is responsible for
>killing share threads with djent, slam and deathcore spam
>forcing the sludgewave/downtempo meme
>forcing black metal and atmosludge hate
>single handedly coining the term proge and introduced /metal/ to Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler
>created almost all of the meme charts
>partially responsible for dmshareguy throwing tantrum
>memeing Butcher Babies and Semargl
>Fear Factory, Pantera and Machine Head posting
>indirectly responsible for Paradise Lost, Enslaved and Spawn of Possession memeing
>helped accelerating Vektor, Gojira and Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting
>creating the djenerator
>being one of the key tastemakers on itdjents.com
>is a ghost writer for 30% of bands on Sumerian records

it's shit

Djentshitgay didn't do any of that, what are you talking about?

>is a ghost writer for 30% of bands on Sumerian records
only this one is believable, try again

>punk
kek

i was posting downtempo way before dmshareguy was skeet in his daddys nutsack fuck you

youtube.com/watch?v=-_GSL0vjJ54

>Forcing black metal hate
>Fear Factory, Pantera and Machine Head posting
>helped accelerating Vektor, Gojira and Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting
That's me though, before I got the trip

YEAH I AM A PUNK

AND YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>tfw some tripfag gets credited with all the glorious slamposting you did

So it's all Djentshareguy's fault, huh. Wow, what an awful person. How could he do such a thing?

He's also ther original Jesse poster

is blaming things on djentshareguy a meme now

MEMERY

he started it

mmee

But then who am I?

Am...

Am I Djentshareguy?

are you djentshareguy?

WE'RE ALL DJENTSHAREGUY

>introduced /metal/ to Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler

fuck off fag, the Zierler thing was a result of me posting a top 10 list after which someone looked up the band and posted a link to everyone's disgust

and fuck all of you, Zierler RULES

zierler sucks

The hilarious thing is that before he left Djentshareguy claimed to be trying to counter-shitpost, thinking that he would save threads that way. Because he's a dumb-dumb.

>all that proge

why would you embarrass yourself like this again?

Wow that is a terrible list

were you just shitposting

>Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler
Actually gallifrey from RYM is responsible for these, he wrote reviews on them

loving every laugh

I'm thinking of buying headphones.
What kind of tonal balance is best for metal?
Neutral or v-shaped?

Neutral, always, for everything. Listen to it the way it was intended to.

good list
except polaris is the worst tesseract album by far

>2015

>tfw you love half of this list but hate the other half

modern In Flames is the BEST metal band that has ever existed

That's not Sonic Syndicate

>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>AND I SAY IS THAT ALL THAT YOU GOT
>WAKE UP IN NO TIME AND BLOW IT OFF

bass heavy with well-defined mids

THIS SONG HAS NO CHORUS

sounds of a playground fading is very underrated for a nu-metal album

More like this?

where are all these controversial opinions coming from!!

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slam

Slam truly is the best genre because if anyone insults it you can just shitpost them to oblivion

perhaps this?

Already know these guys, thanks anyways user

"no"

...

post glorious R A W

...

Whenever I'm feeling down I just pop on some Anal Cunt

AOTY

hey this is really good

Honestly yes it is
I thought it was pretty good, just not what you'd expect from In Flames
Could do with better vocals though

Which general is worse, /metal/ or /kpop/
I say kpop cuz at least we discuss the music sometimes, but then again the shitposting gets pretty fucking bad

bjorn

It's a good album but not even close.

>the shitposting gets pretty fucking bad
It's all part of the natural cycle.

I said in another thread a while back "the worst day in /metal/ is still better than the best day on /kpg/"

I dunno why that general is still around honestly

/kpop/ will always be worse

at least /metal/ is actually about music and not a thinly disguised silicone korean waifu thread

Is this essential aliencore?

/metal/ is vaguely better because /kpop/ is literally never about music

/metal/ is worse
even when kpg is shitposting it always goes hand in hand with korean qts

who /PE/ here

most of our shitposting goes hand in hand with ILLEGAL $LAMZ though

except when somebody is forcing their new meme

right here lad

kpop also doesn't djent

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ZkUROJ86Y

Trying to prove metal isn't as bad as kpg by shitposting

we could make it djent

by djenting*

/metal/ is about hating metal though
we literally hate every genre

We're the same. Our quality of discussion is on par with theirs. They have a slight edge in constantly posting qts, but that's probably because most of /metal/ is gay

is kpop like dir en grey and shit

>/metal/
>about music
kek