>be me, 25 years old >haven't so much as spoken to a girl in the past 5 years >get set up on a date by an aquaintance, he says she is a huge music fan like me >that can mean a lot of things, oh well, here it goes >sit down and have lunch with her >nervous as fuck >i proceed to have the most gratifying hour of my life with this girl >we have everything in common, she's extremely attractive, and on top of it all, she's super patrician >genuinely think by the end of the conversation that i could marry this girl >fast forward a few days, we make plans to go to the park together >we meet up, and something instantly seems a little off >"user, i just discovered this amazing new song by a band called the avalanches!" >she pulls out a top hat and a pair of steampunk goggles and puts them on >begins screaming at the top of her lungs >AHHHHHHHHHHH FRANKIE SINATRA, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK SINATRA >freak out and sprint back to my car, drive off >delete her number and ignore her calls >its been 5 days now
why did it have to be this way, Sup Forums?
Andrew Jackson
Added to my pasta bowl
Thanks
Ian James
Did you think this was funny while you typed that all out?
Elijah Gray
Do you have any friends? Not OP by the way
Connor Thompson
Brilliant Screencap this masterpiece and post on /r/Sup Forums
Lucas Rodriguez
fuck these posts
at least he put in some effort to get some (You)'s
Chase Carter
why would i think an unfortunate event in my own life is funny
Justin Sanchez
Where does that sample even come from
Jaxson Smith
here have another (You)
Jace Wilson
shut the fuck up nigger
Ethan Miller
youre a fucking loser
Parker Miller
your a fucking nigger
Mason Morales
>haven't so much as spoken to a girl in the past 5 years
too unrealistic even for this board, gives it away as fake too early
Jordan Diaz
>steampunk Jesus fucking Christ, "people" into that shit should be euthanised.
Jackson Rodriguez
>steampunk
Jayden Lee
this is fantastic
it's a good song and album famalam but i enjoy your memeing
Dylan Smith
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE
Isaiah Gray
>tfw I knew a girl who was into steampunk in high school
she was a fatty but she lost a ton of weight after she graduated
she had occasional panic attacks because she was raped as a kid or something
the point is that steampunk fans are probably fucked up in some way
Josiah Jones
honestly this
Nolan Perry
I was identifying so hard with you until the end. I feel so bad for you man. I've never been thought that, but I could imagine.
