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Still wishing I could talk about Vektor without getting memed

I can set you up with my wife's son if you want, I heard he loves that album

this is unironically an album

it sure is

Case and point

in point

I think you meant "case in point"

Do you mean "case in point"?

I did. the memeing of Terminal Redux is saddening nonetheless

For all intensive purpose, I could care less about using regardless, irregardless vice-a versa but supposably that's a whole nother problematic conversate

Case in point.

jesus christ, is that you, dad?

How does this make you feel, /metal/?

>hey metal guys, that scene shit isn't REAL emo/screamo
>listen to THIS
>proceeds to post gay shit that no self-respecting man in his 40s would listen to without feeling deep embarrassment

Alright, let's talk. Here are my problems with Vektor:
They spelled vector with a k to be all 80s retro edgy but vector is spelled that way in my language so it just looks stupid
Their logo is too much like Voivod's
They changed their logo
The singer's 80s poodle hair is ridiculous
All their album titles have the format "adjective noun"

not feeling it desu, feels so mediocre and bland
youtube.com/watch?v=oeD0OoQwaXw

>in his 40s
old men have shit taste anyway
emo is tite

My problem is their music is boring.

Do you liek metuls?

FUCC

yaaass

I haven't listened to their music so I can only comment on the aesthetics

Well yeah duh

have you been taking memes seriously again

None of these reason have anything to do with the quality of their music.

>caring about the vocalists hair
I mean shit it's almost as if you're just searching for reasons not to like them.

When making a new thread, it's first come first serve. But without further adieu, I just want to say that guitarists are a diamond dozen.

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>there are people ITT right now who don't listen to deathcore

>None of these reason have anything to do with the quality of their music.
correct
cf.

IS THERE

slam

careful, you'll go to jail for that shit

Explain sludge, I really don't get it, it's so boring

Seems like you understand it fine

fuck da bolis
$lam or scram

it's an interesting genre, but nobody can blame you for saying it's boring. most of it is boring. it's a fairly new genre, so maybe someone will come along and make it interesting. for now, the best you can do is mastodon i guess. i'd hate to recommend baroness tbqh senpai.

I listen to Chelsea Grin and Whitechapel alot, does that count?

Well then you're just another dipshit that makes assumptions based on aesthetics.

If you would take the time to listen the actual album and look into the lyrics at least a little bit I would value your opinion. I'm not saying it's musical perfection, nor am I a hardcore fanboy by any means, but everyone above the age of fucking 17 knows that disregarding music even though you have no idea if you'd actually enjoy it or not simply because you don't like the vocalists hair or what have you, is completely ass-backwards.

Thats deathcore witch is metal

He didn't make any assumptions. He saw only the aesthetics and judged those aesthetics. He made no comment on the music.

In future please read things carefully before posting.

legit 10/10 album

To me the implication was that he has chosen not to listen to it because the aesthetics have him preconceived notions.

He didn't say anything about that.

Sounds like you're the one making assumptions, not him.

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Holy shit, I'm not saying he directly said that. I'm saying the general tone of his posts made it seem like that's what he meant. All I'm trying to do is urge him to actually listen to it if that happens to be the case.

And I'm saying that you've got no reason to assume that from what he's posting. It's almost like you had preconceived notions of some sort.

guess school's out, everyone.

Right? It bottles my mind.

DAD GET OFF Sup Forums.

I feel like you're just baiting at this point. If you're not understanding what I'm saying there's something wrong with your brain.

>summer meme
kys

This was weird, but I kinda liked it

How come metalfags are so immature and edgy?

I'm understanding you perfectly. You think he was implying something. I'm saying there's nothing he's written that suggests what you think he's implying, and your reaction is unwarranted. Are you understanding me?

haha.

(((Quasi Hallucinogenic Sonic Landscapes)))

Yeah that was a pretty good album. The follow up was good but I didn't like it as much.

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I kinda like your quadruple dubs

Are you upset? You seem upset.

quasi-hallucinogenic digits

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>tfw ashamed of the racists i used to call brothers

I'm getting the idea that you are upset?

satan trips coming up.

FUCK we missed satan trips.

Dubs

Look at my satan trips

wow quad dubs that's insane

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Is this metal or rock? Kinda new to the genre

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it's metal, but it's gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=m_lDPj8AFnQ
most based metal-chanel on youtube

all of the following albums are much better, I don't get the hype for this either

youtu.be/pOdhTwaOsM0

ok didnt see that one

>when ure autistic brother and bandmembers go on drug spree and you go record them

didn't he reviewed Ad Nauseam and Encenathrakh last year ? based t b h

What is considered heterosexual metal?

I fucking hate when he stutters or pauses awkwardly. He's a decent reviewer otherwise but it really annoys me when he does that shit.

>not rageaholic

yeah, he recs good shit
and his channel dont got those typical "The problem with metalheads" videos
cant fucking stand those

youtube.com/watch?v=0MJk_9WyRZo
Song is unironically great though

im going to wacken, are any of the bands good?
wacken.com/de/bands/bands-billing/

no

Pretty sure he browse /metal/

1349, Aura noir, Blind Guardian, Blue Oyster Cult, Clutch, Ihsahn, Immolation, Iron maiden, Loudness, Symphony X, Testament
Everything else should be holocausted desu

God damn Nails is such a good band, I love this album.

bretty gud
timeless is the shit

thxbby
i hope none of these are deathcore or some shit

Eskimo Callboy Is A parody of scenecore, They're not fun they're just terrible

IM GOING IN

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Industrial metal is a one big meme, there was never a good industrial metal band, ever

everything but blind guardian should be dumpstered to be honest

including you

correct. the best industrial metal bands are the ones that are not industrial metal bands.

i tried 9mm because i like to entertain the idea that i have an open mind, but then i realized having an open mind is so, so foolish.

Abandon All Life is better

riffless garbage