What's Micheal Gira's daily rountine?

What's Micheal Gira's daily rountine?

6:00am - Rape

he touring right now so reading in the truck, sleeping, and wildin out on stage

7:00 am - Vape

why 6 am?

8:00am - Grape

9:00am - Cape

Gotta start early.

10:00am - Tape

9:11am - FUCK

11:00am - Landscape

12:00pm - Drape

thread of the year

12:00 pm - Rape

1:00pm - Scrape

1:00 PM Ape

JUST A SEC MORE IN HIS BED

2:00pm - Crepe

02:00pm - Videotape

wearing his knuckles away on a brick wall

3:00 pm - Escape

4:00 pm - Make shit music

>4:30 AM - wakes up
>4:45 AM - Brushes his teeth, slightly cleans his face
>5:00 AM- puts on his track suit, goes for a jog on a trail in the nearest state park
>5:45 AM - After michael has gotten so far into the trail and he sees no sign of others, he strips down to his birthday suit and does some tai chi, grunting his way through every pose. He then takes out a cross bow and kills whatever the local wildlife has to offer, cooks it in a solar powered george forman grill, and saves the furs for a collage of furs he gets from his adventures.
>6:20 AM - He packs everything up and heads back to his home
>7:00 AM - Michael sits at a computer with two monitors, one with fox news and one with cnn as he tries to piece together an unbiased report of current events.
>9:00 AM - With the current news in mind, he goes into his personal studio. He records a solo jam of strange chromatic guitar noises and chants.
>6:00 PM - Michael's throat is tired and he gets a drink of water
>6:05 PM - Michael cooks the left over meat from his morning hunt, watches rt news on his computer, and later reads whatever book is in arm's reach.
>6:15 PM - Michael plans on making a pretty mean guacamole tomorrow
>6:30 PM - Michael meditates on his back porch
>7:00 PM - Michael goes to sleep

4:00 PM Nape

5:00pm - Snape

monk life

Corrects his hat every 5 minutes

6:00 pm - Gape

1:00pm crepe

7 pm - frape

2:30 AM - Wake Up

3:00 AM - Put some toast in the toaster, put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Pour orange juice and make some coffee. Got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill... Everything is fine, except for one thing...

4:00 AM- He goes to his dungeon and rapes/beats/torture his pygmy slave (Larkin Grimm) for twenty hours straight.

2:15 AM- He goes to sleep.

he stands idle smoking a cigar and drinking whiskey whenever he isn't on stage

kek

>He wakes up when its still dark
>Stares a the ceiling for an hour
>Checks his wife, if she's asleep he slips inside her real quick, if she's awake he goes straight for the shower
>He gets ready for the day with a big plate of venison
>Then he locks himself in the attic until sundown playing the same several chords on his guitar, staring at the wall in the dark
>Then he goes downstairs and drinks an entire bottle of whisky and eats another large serving of venison
>He then gets ready for bed, if his wife is asleep by then he slips inside her, if not then he goes to sleep and dreams about Israel

To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me if Michael doesn't sleep. He seems like the sort of guy that would be incapable of it.

No, he literally plays one chord on his guitar. Kind of like that one part of the Seer, except 35 times longer.

>Implying he doesn't like to have fun and mix things up

hopes the machine's working fine

It's Swans though...

>6:00 PM - Michael's throat is tired and he gets a drink of water

kek

I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.

1:00 PM - FUCK
2:00PM - FUCK
3:00PM - changing name

have you heard his solo stuff before?

>4:00 AM - wakes up
>4:02 AM - flexes muscles
>4:15 AM - polishes hat
>4:30 AM - breaks raw egg into mouth as breakfast
>5:00 AM - records series of grunting noises over single guitar riff for 9 hours
>2:00 PM - goes to Jarboe's house and leaves animal skins in her yard for no reason
>3:00 PM - flexes muscles again
>5:00 PM - tackles and kills bear with bare hands
>5:30 PM - cooks bear over fire and eats it
>6:00 PM - thinks about Larkin Grimm revenge plots
>7:00 PM - shoots a crossbow indiscriminately into the woods
>7:30 PM - light something small on fire
>8:00 PM - one last muscle flex and then bedtime

Livin' the dream

9 AM - STICK HAND IN EYE
10 AM - STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN
11 AM - LEARN HOW TO TURN THE WATER ON
12 PM - CLIMB LADDER TO GOD
1 PM - DON'T MAKE A WRONG MOVE
2 PM - T'OUSSAINT

this depresses me i don't know why

8 PM - Reshape

On my way to the detroit show right now. wish my ears luck.

did ya get your ticket for free?

Yup

Surprised this line isnt longer, did the show not sell out?

When does he fuck his wife?

When she falls asleep

K E K
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tell us how it goes nigga, stay safe, u in detroit

>one with fox news and one with cnn as he tries to piece together an unbiased report of current events

Contemplating going to a Swans show in my area soon. As someone who's depressed, doesn't get out much, and looking for an excuse to get sweaty and stupid, would this be a good idea or a bad idea? Am I going to get my eardrums blown out?

7:00am
>flexes muscles

ur gonna get blasted
make a friend but watch out for fagolas
if you're feeling ballsy, talk to gira

Does Gira talk to people? I don't hold out much hope for making friends or suffering fagolas. I'm pretty invisible/might look like a retard.

i dunno if he does or not. just give it a shot if you have the shot and remember: he's a person just like you and me. don't get startstruck.
also what makes you so retarded looking?

Typical derpy channer face, plus I'm incredibly tall/gangly/skeletal due to Marfan's syndrome.

post me an example of a derpy channer face
you sound like you could be a handsome man and you're either modest or don't have much self esteem

7:00 AM:
>cooks him some breakfast
>toast in the toaster
>skillet on the stove, puts some grease on it
>gets some eggs out, some bacon
>drinks orange juice and coffee at the same time
>gets some jelly, some butter, some fried eggs, pepper, bacon on the grill
>calls me to show him how to use a fork

Definitely not handsome. I can take an okay-ish picture but it's not representative of how I actually look.

Though I understand prettiness isn't a prerequisite for enjoying music.

wow you look pretty good my man
don't be worried what people think you look like at all
go enjoy yourself but watch out for your ears

Well, thanks. Should I get earplugs or would that totally defeat the purpose?

i've been told they work out pretty well
my brother used to use them but i'm not sure if it was for when he attended concerts or when he played live
just give em a shot and if they don't work, take em out

Sounds like a good enough plan. Thanks for the advice, I might actually do this.

I've just discovered Swans fairly recently, but their impact on me has been huge.

no problem friend. enjoy yourself

>wakes up
>just a sec more in my bed
>hope the machines working right
>when it's just precisely tuned
>It's how it comes out so nice
>make sure my kids got a jacket
>keys and coat and shoes and hat
>strap a stroller to my back
>bouncing along every crack

no
outside bad inside good

Always wear earplugs.
The purpose of Swans is being able to hear it lmao.
Noise induced hearing loss is not a laughing matter.

You look like a sexy alien.

you are way too hard on yourself OP, you're very handsome. Ease up!

12 a.m.-11:59 p.m.: Flexing his muscles

This is currently my thought process, which is why I'm looking to break loose. But, we'll see.

Thanks for confirming my suspicion. Part of what makes me nervous is that one of my ears is damaged already just from listening to aggressive music by myself. And I've heard Gira can be brutal live.

Ha, thanks. Like I said, I definitely look weirder IRL versus flattering camera angles, but I appreciate the vote of confidence.

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