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Funk carioca edition
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hey

hey

post trve funk carioca classics
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hey

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>song title is literally "ahh I'm gonna cum"

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>today i'll shove my turkey on you.

Guys, I'm sorry about asking the Brazilian what he meant with "experimental genres just to piss him off"

wait, is ''gozar'' also used for cum?
i thought it was just abou enjoying oneself, goddamn

i think it's funny that i actually knew what he was talking about

i need to stop getting into random genres

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2edgy4me

is this sincerely the easiest genre to make out of all ?

This is why we have NSBM. Because of shit like funk carioca
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there's no coming back now
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No, fuck you. I'm fine with my middle of the pack comfy metal

how do i get a thicc metal gf?

the funny thing is Africa has an incredibly vibrant art scene, and music is not exception

go to a crowbar gig

You're not gonna get me to click any of those links again.

Prove it.

>thicc metal gf
you repeat yourself, just get a metal gf and you'll get a thicc metal gf

Let the hate flow through you user. Be proud of your race. Start fapping to asians in bondage.

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posting the superior brinquedo song
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you don't know what you're missing

is this funk carioca ?
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I do.

Damn, she's beautiful.

user, if you listen to something, and you go ''Hmm, could this genre be called Favela Booty Beats?'' and the answer to that question is yes, then it's funk carioca, that's it

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O MELHOR DO FUNK

Is there some reason you have replied to me? Are you upset?

THERE IS LOVE

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>not wanting a qt metal trap

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Best funk coming in

Search for MC Brinquedo too

hey

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>MC Pikachu
oh man, the audacity on this fucking guy
this kid was already singing about fucking bitches and killing niggas when he was a kid, it's hilarious

would anyone go see Nile in the current year? i'm debating on going. i like their earlier stuff and i'm curious about how they sound live. looking at their tour schedule, they're going nonstop day after day.

What else are you doing that's so great?

>HEBBY METAR CHAINSOO
>CUTTIN UP YOU BREEDING HEART

what did he mean by this

(((hiding in my shell)))

So seeing Nile, no matter how far they've fallen, will probably be better.

Not bad. A bit of self-deprecating humor always raises my esteem of someone. It's funny how he has the faggy meme hair even at the start of the video.

He's going to cut up you breeding heart with a chainsoo, dummy.

Jesus, if you're still here, thanks for the Kekal rec my man! this shit is tight
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You are welcome my son. You are blessed.

>I'm rooooooosing yooooooou
What did they mean by this?

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Would you, /metal/?

And which?

That would be gay

And I am not a homosexual

So the answer to your question is

No

Post other clearly superior albums

It's not gay if they're asian.

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THIS RONERY HEART
THIS RONERY NIGHT
IS TURNING MY WORUDO INTO
THIS RONERY HEART CAN'T SEE THE RIGHT

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ok, so i fucking love amebix and discharge but i don't know anything about crust or hardcore. what are the essential bands i should listen to next?

Best In Flames album is Subterranean

Dystopia for sure
you should also try to search a bit before just asking

Antisect
G.I.S.M
Crucifix
Hellbastard
Crow (鴉)
Doom
Stormcrow
Extreme Noise Terror
Guillotine Terror

They managed to get a talented vocalist and drummer, but the guitarists are just too gay to write anything cool.

nice, that's what i was thinking of next. also axegrinder and sacrilege but i don't know if they're essential

thanks

>Antisect
>G.I.S.M
>Crucifix
>Hellbastard
>Doom
>Extreme Noise Terror
These are essential.

>Crow
>Stormcrow
>Guillotine Terror
Not essential but still great.

i've just relistened to Opeth in what are probably quite a few years, and i'd like a completely honest explanation from the people who like Opeth,

i'm just finding it hard to understand what exactly about Opeth is so popular

Anyone?

It really depends on which album you listened to.
I love debating taste, getting (You)s for saying contrarian shit, going balls deep into theory and Adorno-tier pop culture discourse, but I believe Still Life is above criticism.

I've listened to Blackwater Park if that makes any difference

this legit sounds like occasionally heavier Steven Wilson to me

they have a few good songs but yea their discog is mostly boring.

desu Opeth is a meme and their composition is clusterfucker. When I was following zines in the 90s My Arms, Your Hearse was called the next "Wildhoney," which basically meant an extreme metal album was breaking into the mainstream. Then Still Life came out and absolutely fucking blew me away. After that Blackwater Park pretty much cemented their meme status when they starting working with Steven Wilson, was eventually signed to Roadrunner, and Åkerfeldt literally grew out of metal

Baying of the Hounds is a great jam

man i wish i followed zines back in the day
was that something that wen online? did people talk about zines on usenet?

>I love debating taste, getting (You)s for saying contrarian shit
So you basically discounted anything you say right here

Dusk Magazine was fucking kvlt.
It was edited by the guys from Naglfar and each cover was Voivoid-tier with cyberpunk robots and shit. Had lots of reviews not on albums but gigs and merch.

That's an EP you dingus

sounds fucking awesome, mate
i wish there was an archive of that kind of shit online, much like old memphis rap music videos, this shit is gone forever

technically an EP is an album

Hey it's not gone forever, dusk magazine has progressed into this online age just fine!

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Be sure to check out the LGBTQ+ section!

To the user who posted this in the last thread, thank you

>look up Dusk Magazine for nostalgia
>get a SJW LGBTQ+ BLM web blog instead
>unironically has a front page article calling hot dogs a part of rape culture

yeah, i saw that too (in fact i don't know hoe it's gone from my post) but i'm sure that's a different magazine

>tfw nize culture is gone forever

[2] checked it out cuz of last thread and it rips

toppest of keks

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Damn son, these memories
>have a stash of special playmates in bed mags along with a metric fuck ton of local zines
>be a 12 year old faggot kid thinking he's hot shit and will make it in the Swedish DM scene
>little does this retarded kid know DM died when he was 3 years old
>while he's listening to shit like Desultory, God Macabre and Gorement, false kiddies are blaring SotS

I need a moment

just put on still life, really enjoying it (just finished first track) from a prog standpoint.

is this the most universally loved metal album?

>you will never have memories

when i die it's like i never even existed
it's already starting, last time my mates saw me, they were spooked because they thought i died

cherish those memories, user, print all those zines in a big picture book

Holy shit man.

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(88 to you too)
>were spooked because they thought i died
what? did your house burn down or something?

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Why are there so many fucking bands who are trying so hard to emulate the 70s and the 80s

Post your week so far famalams

>when i die it's like i never even existed
I'll remember you preacher
I'll put a banana sticker next to my .txt list of based tripfags

It's hard to come up with original shit

>kanye west
>slipknot
>nails
Am I being baited?

Wasn't very keen on the new Nails desu senpai

Also they rerecorded Iowa? I might have to have a middle school nostalgia listen

>Cuckye
>Shitknot
>Gayls

no, i just haven't gotten out in a very, very, very long time

i got out recently because of course down town was going fucking nutz when we BTFO'd France, my old class mates all got spooked solid when they saw me and when i asked they said they thought i died

nice, user, i legit appreciate that

~Nails

I don't see any slam you fucking pussy