What would the lyrics be and how would you dress him in the video?
What would you name a song about this guy?
Jason James
Aaron Morgan
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Henry Gonzalez
I love being a homo, no annoying naggy ass womyn and tight asses
mhm yes
Julian Jackson
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Tyler Russell
Why the fuck do I keep seeing this guy's ass all over Sup Forums?
Gabriel Williams
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Ryan Reyes
Baseball man
With his baseball butt
Jordan Watson
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Jason Perez
>The most solid butt on american baseball history pt. 2 (interlude)
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As I watch leave
I can't help but grieve
Solid butt and thighs
Your six and your five
Nathaniel Johnson
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Hudson Jones
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Cooper Bell
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Brayden Diaz
Glutes for the sloots
Jackson Cruz
Oooooh She Thicccc by me
Oliver Hernandez
He has a better ass than most girls
Mason Phillips
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Adam Harris
I know everyone always jokes about autism and other mental illness on this site, but I think OP has a real deficiency.
Landon Gonzalez
>He has a better ass than most girls
Why is it better than most girl's? What makes it look like a girl's ass?
Jace Evans
>plays catcher
No shit he has a huge ass for a dude, as catcher you literally do squats all game.
Nolan Bennett
>>plays catcher
>No shit he has a huge ass for a dude, as catcher you literally do squats all game.
I don't think it's just the squats but rather his genetis. A lot of catchers have big glutes but not that big and shapely. I suspect excess estrogen in the womb.
Ayden Morgan
How long have you been making these threads, OP? Are you okay?
Ayden Johnson
Isn't this an /adv/ meme or something?
Hudson Ramirez
"baseball maaaaaan,
i bet he's got sweaty haaaaands"
Blake Diaz
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Brayden Young
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