Trial by mud wrestling contest

>Trial by mud wrestling contest
>Winner becomes queen of Sup Forums
>Who wins?

bjork because she is superior in every way to those two sluts, including physically

Whoever would get you off the most user

no contest, definitely bjork

poorly chosen entrants

Uh ...

The one in the armor.

And the sword.


I swear this board is made up of fucking morons.

literal alien

bjork is superior to all of them in every way possible
maybe if you replaced her with st vincent your meme pick would work :^)

Bjork. the other two can blow my fucking dick

i want bork and lavren to merge into the elder goddess of Sup Forums

Grimes.

/thread

Bork suffocates Grimeth and Lavren with her big milky mom tits

Grimes has the benefit of being in its natural habitat

>tfw no ugly, awkward gf

Don't mess with the Grimes.

Bjork is older now. How she will defend herself from such quick attack?

I'm gonna throw a shoe at her in Montreal. Watch for the Pitchfork article on it.

Carly bae

Could you manage getting some punches in your dumb face?

Grimes looks like something you'd encounter in Dark Souls

grimes would win because mud is literally her element

>because mud is literally her element
How? She doesn't live in mud, dude...

i laughed

no she eats it

?????

Source?

>one of the greatest female musicians on the planet in terms of popularity, acclaim and genuine quality of work
>a meme
>a ""feminist""

It shouldn't even be a contest the Bjork is Queen, but even if it was, Lauren would put up no resistance, and Grimes would try before getting snapped like a twig.

Why is this cute?!