/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 1

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pitchfork is my life

the day pitchfork disappears I am not going to be able to listen to more music. I need them to tell me what is good and what is bad.

where's BITCHFORK dude to let us know what is coming out this week?

Just finished watching Green Room
If you haven't seen it, do so

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

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lame meme that ran its course

so guys, what are you listening to tonite?? myself pic related

it was a pretty bad meme desu

with the exception of Kanye BNM we haven't seen a good BNM board worthwhile discussion..does frankie sinatra spam count???? 2016 is filled to the brim with h&m cochella music. I really believed nothing would change.. how stupid was i?

anohni getting bnm caused quite a stir. not coz of the music tho, sadly.

i liked it. embedded in the bitchfork image metadata were links to the amateur pornos he made with his 10/10 big-titted gf.

Just wait until Dead Sara releases their third record...

If the decade ended now, what do you think would be pitchfork's top 10 albums?

AOTD would either be MBDTF or TPAB, guaranteed

Every nigger "album"

>66391690
1) MBDTF
2) TPAB
I feel like no one would doubt that. I think Art Angels would have a good chance of getting in there too

MBDTF
GKMC
TPAB
Channel Orange (unless Frank's new album ends up being better)
Black Messiah
Visions or Art Angels (unless Grimes releases an album that is perceived as better)

the decade still has a few years left, we'll see

the only others that could make it are Lemonade and AMSP

I loved that album but it was a grower. The lyrics were really weird to me in a direct kinda bjork way? I got used to her vocals instantly but the way she writes and her dilevery is a bit strange. Went to her concert people were legitimately crying was a great experience all round. Hopelessness is a killer track

HOW DID I BECOME A VIRUSSSSS

dont forget they will do bon iver and or mvotc

Schoolboy Q is shit

MVOTC won't make it. it'll be looked back on as generic indie pop. I'm 90% sure Yeezus topped it when they listed to best albums of the first half of the decade at the end of '14

Bon Iver won't make it unless Justin Vernon gets his shit together and writes and album even better than the last one, which didn't crack the top ten for the first half of the decade, which is complete bullshit because it was better than any album ranked higher

I know it's probably pleb to like Bon Iver, but I'm from his hometown and he references places here in his lyrics commonly. I can connect to it more, I guess

if they put fka twigs up super high again ill be buttflustered a bit desu, the fact that she was on their first half of the decade list no more than a week or two after it came out irks me

i like fka twigs dont get me wrong, but its just obvious how paid her publicity was at the time, and it just ruins the illusion that youre just getting music for no reason other than it being good

10 replica
9 lp1
8 gkmc
7 amsp
6 beyonce s/t
5 channel o
4 mvotc
3 aa
2 tpab
1 mbdtf

idk

SCHOOLBOY Q BTFO

FUCK SCHOOLBOY Q

>implying

8.3 bnm is very generous 2bh. nigga fell off hard after h&c

nope, it was a few spots above yeezus (6 and 8 respectively)

I don't think any album in the top 10 is worse than Bon Iver personally

What is going to be this decade's Discovery?

Schoolboy Q - Blank Face LP (8.3 BNM)
by Jonah Bromwich

Darkstar - Made To Measure (6.8)
by Jazz Monroe

Trust Punks - Double Bind (6.9)
by David Glickman

Tangents - Stateless (7.8)
by Philip Sherburne

Disclosure - Settle

or

Bieber - Purpose

Settle got a high score tho

I think that user is looking for what album p4k will make the biggest (positive) 180 on, like Discovery which they panned kinda hard upon release

He really didn't. Out of all the upcoming rappers at that time rocky fell the hardest. Clams is the savior we need right now.

I never really got into her, besides Water Me and Two Weeks. LP1 was better than RTJ2 tho

it'll be more like
10. TBA, but probably:
•Lemonade
•Currents or Lonerism
•This Is Happening
•AMSP (this one could go higher though)
•album released 2017—2019
9. album released 2017—2019
8. GKMC
7. Black Messiah
6. album released 2017—2019
5. some Grimes album
4. CO or BDC (Frank)
3. album released 2017—2019
2. MBDTF
1. TPAB

Pitchfork really shot themselves in the foot when they only gave TPAB a 9.3 on its release, but they never could've known how important that album became to the social movements of 2015. if I had to guess they were anticipating giving a 10 and the AOTY to Frank, but he never released the album and they tied three other albums up with TPAB beforehand to have a variety of albums to choose from for the AOTY as it became more and more apparent that Frank was pushing the album back. had they known Frank wasn't releasing BDC last year, they would've given TPAB a 9.6 or a 10.

they'll save 2-4 spots for indie rock, 3 probably

theyre gonna really shoot themselves by changing company hands mid decade, and also theyre progressively lowering their score avg to a median like the good little centrist publication they are now

i doubt there will be a single thing to beat 9.1 this year

They will leave a spot for an album they underrated.

Frank would beat a 9.1

they're obviously saving it again for him, but if he waits another year they'll be through with his bullshit and hop on some other R&B artist's dick, most likely Miguel's

to each their own I guess. it actually didn't crack the top 25

Why do you faggots unironically care what Pitchfork thinks?

hey miguel is good, not fantastic but the dude is the best thing out of the "alternative" rnb bullshit that p4k loves, mostly because he is similar to d'angelo

if he even comes out with something this year, it wont get rated higher than wildheart though, no matter

no one here cares, why do you faggots come in and ask this every thread and we say the same thing, its for jokes and bets

>jokes and bets
These threads are basically generals. If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't even participate. It's sad as fuck that you bother reading their reviews and obsess over scores.

I actually like Miguel lol but p4k would hop on his dick

you could say the same exact thing for fantasy football or sports in general, why the fuck do people care about anything about sports if they arent playing it?

Honestly one of the worst comparisons I've ever heard.

yeah sure why not, nothing anyone says would convince you either way, its not like you came here to actually inquire, you just wanted to call people in the thread faggots

>comparing sports with music reviews
It was a terrible comparison, don't be stupid.

you fucking idiot