Why is Christian music objectively the worst kind of music available?

Why is Christian music objectively the worst kind of music available?

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because christianity is lame
now catholic inspired music is top tier. gospel is pretty good also but again it's influence comes from the catholic church

Somehow Christians make everything they touch worse

It's religious pop music, so it's double handicapped.

Imagine you have a mentally retarded kid in front of you. You shoot him. Now he's physically and mentally disabled.

That's Christian touch on any popular music.

Muslim music, on the other hand...

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there was some pretty good christian psych folk in the 60's/70's, usually made by the super crazy ones in cults and communes

um sufjan and kendrick bb

The problem is that there is this mentality that just because it's for Jesus it's good. There isn't any thought about if there is quality behind it or if it actually portrays the messages Jesus stood for right. I went to a Christian high school and constantly got into arguements about Christian media being shit because of its lack of quality.
Still some of the better metalcore bands were/are Christian oddly enough.

Too many weird connotations that don't appeal to modern sensibilities
Having said that Reggaeton is definitely a worse genre

Jesus Christ you fucking edgy fag lord.

hello rato

sorry couldn't risk it

Mormons can make pretty good music though.

retard phonefaggot

Protest The Hero is christian and they're amazing.

The only Christian rock song I like is Jesus by the Velvet Underground, and even that was written by a Jew.

nice reply

hello rato

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Some of my nephews and niece are restricted to only listening to christian music. From what I've heard while being around them, a great majority of it just copies a boring formula from whatever genre it tries to imitate, and changes the lyrics. It's very uninspired and, ironically, quite lifeless.

hello rato

can't take any chances with that.

THE LORD'S BEEN GOOD TO US
HE'S WORTHY OF PRAISE
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Shit...

I'm gonna start a Christian post rock band just for them.

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this this this
and here are good Christian artists

Christian music can be great, even sublime:

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the difference is between being an artist who happens to be Christian and a Christian that wants to make hack propaganda

good christian music exists, but all of it was made before the 1980's

Wow that's exploding with emotion.

you listed catholic music

hello rato

damn I don't want to go bald

This is objectively among the best music available.

well we've always been aesthetic patricians so

Catholicism is a branch of Christianity so why draw the distinction?

I remember one critic that really nailed down the problem with Christian music: It's music by and for people who have the answer to everything, and that doesn't lead to good art most of the time.
I think that's why bands like Skillet, though they're mediocre in standards of mainstream rock, are more highly regarded as Christian artists. They still sing about God and Christianity, but they still have fear, anger, and sadness in their music, just in those religious connotations.

heIIo rato

helo rato

Suf is not a Christian artist

Todd in the shadows?

Have you listened to that album?

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So......this......is the....power....of.....christian """"music""""

it's OK to be gay as long as you're gay for jesus

Yeah. I don't remember the video he said it in, though.

Have you people never heard of gospel music?
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not him, but I'm guessing either 1) he thinks Catholics aren't Christians or 2) Catholic art is too good to be lumped in with evangelical shlock

Hard fedora tippers cant even bait right

Heres your (you) you degenerate piece of shit cuck, bet you're also a feminist female trapped in a fat neckbeards body.

Both songs are from practitioners of minority/syncretic/heretical strands of Islam (Sufis and gnawis/ahmadiyya) tho. Maybe that's the trick to good religious music, you mustn't be making it from a position of self-satisfied conformity.

>Can't into Lutheran Hymns and Liturgy
Those are the whatbI should have expected, I've encountered both of those opinions irl.

Ah, thanks.

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For yall you vapour meming lovers. I love it

Nonononononono, I have nothing against most of Christianity. They're all alright.

However... Yeah, a lot of Christians are also normies that refuse to listen to secular normie music. This leads to bland and cynically made Christian songs that are just ripoffs of regular normie music, but everyone thinks it's great because they're singing about Jesus.

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good ol' boy rato

>your post

why are you criticizing me as if they are my opinions? I'm just saying why I think HE would say that

also lutherans basically catholics (i mean that in a good way)

The reason is because modern Christian pop music (also known as Christian contemporary), is using the music for the message, which goes a long way in killing any form of creativity.

These aren't musicians who happen to be Christians, these are Christians who happen to be musicians. The music is secondary to the faith, and therefore it suffers accordingly.

All Christian music is just the same love song over and over

>These aren't musicians who happen to be Christians, these are Christians who happen to be musicians.
Holy shit, /thread

"Christian music" is a funny way of spelling rap """"""""""music"""""""""

best christian music ive heard. drugs + christ = pretty gud

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It was meant as a "let us laugh at the other guy together" sort if thing but I guess that didn't come across.
Sorry, bb, didn't mean to bully

Didn't know other people on here followed that channel

hello rato

i want to break my family's curse

hello rato
bcause God doesn't exist, no matter how much you meme

yes

hello rato

don't make me bald

Todd is the only music critic that's uncontroversially liked on Sup Forums from what I've seen.

todd is cool

Christian ""argumentation"" at its finest

Art is about struggle. If you're making art about about something you are already decided on it's just boring.

i ain't mad, just thought you weren't understanding me

we cool g

also

>like I care about bullying on Sup Forums

I'll probably be told to kill myself within the half hour

reddit is a branch of Sup Forums so why draw the distinction ?
Catholics hate christians

hello rato

not taking any chances

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hello rato

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mewithoutYou are super Christian but also great. Pale Horses was the rock AOTY 2015

More of a trunk than a branch, user

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u wot m8?

Exactly what I was about to do.

... Who can excuse this shit?

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hello rato

hey reddit

i think you have to be christian to like it
otherwise the lyrics are just really stupid and empty and fake and frankly bizarre.

there is also an insane amount of submission and guilt in xtian music lyrics, i get embarrassed by hearing it.

Hello rato...

ohayo rato-san

>no p/t

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How about some apocalyptic christian psychedelic moosic?

This, kind of like how you have to be braindead to like modern pop or a retarded nigger to like hip hop. The lyrics are just really stupid and empty and fake and frankly bizarre.

What are some examples of this?

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hello rato...

This is good Christian music

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heIlo rato

>bach, mozart, beethoven are the worst kind ouf music available

i really hope you're talking about christian pop user

>Catholics hate christians
Holy shit you don't know what you're talking about

Yeah, I'm talking about the genre of contemporary christian. No beefs with classical here.

This album is great.

Anybody know of any Christian doom metal?

my dad's a pastor

lul
well my dad could beat up yr dad