Just found out that my girlfriend of three years has been cheating on me for a long time.
I'm about to go to her house to get my shit back.
I'm looking for some good music that won't make me want to drive off of a bridge or into oncoming traffic.
Any recommendations?
put on some John Denver
I hope you feel better, user.
Hey the same thing happened to me!!
It gets better user, just don't expect it to get better for another year, year and a half.
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
thank you. :)
At least you're doing the right thing and leaving. I've read stories on here of guys so cucked they decide to stay with their GFs while they're knowingly being cheated on.
very original and unpredictable XD Sup Forums for the win!
>John Denver
literally mom music. my mom has those cd's in her car. you are gross.
pathetic. I know someone like that. they were moping for a whole fucking year it's disgusting. get the fuck over it. fuck you.
>not fucking her one last time and when you're about to cum you tell her you know she cheated.
you seem like an angry person, user. maybe you should move to a different thread, we only want compassion here.
Is that from a film or something?
That wasn't a good rec?
Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
ooh sorry didn't realize I was intruding in your safe space asshole. grow up.
No problem! Now that you know, though, you should probably move on.
This is a perfect album right here, it's a post-country masterpiece called Old Boots, New Dirt by Jason Aldean released on October 7, 2014 via Broken Bow Records.
I'm clearly not the one with problems moving on lamo fucking cuck brain
Wow user, you really do seem upset. Maybe listen to some music and calm down?
Another rec OP: Maybe listen to some Ink Spots or Mills Brothers. They both do great jobs at relaxing me.
>browsing Sup Forums
>feels like reading youtube comments
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He should try to get her to do bondage stuff with him, and then leave her tied to the bed, topkek.
thank you.
I'm going to a party soon so I can physically assault the two guys she cheated on me with. I'm going to lose, probably, but it's better than being a bitch.
>I'm going to a party soon so I can physically assault the two guys she cheated on me with.
That is stupid and would get you in jail.
If you want to get back at her plan something that will absolutely humiliate her without harming anyone.
Dude you're an idiot. don't blame the guys
BLAME HER
THEY DIDN'T FORCE HER TO SUCK THEM OFF
don't let her get away not only cheating on you but skipping the blame
gosh man
It's her fault not theirs ultimately.
>Dude you're an idiot. don't blame the guys
Usually they know what they're getting involved with. It's unmanly of them.
agreed. It might be better to find a way to expose that she's a cheater to a bunch of people instead.
wow you really do seem to have the personality of a cucumber. maybe try going to gif. if moral posturing and condescension get you this hard you should try looking at some porn cause it's more appropriate for what you are doing right now.
no they don't. I've fucked a girl with bf and she told me afterwards
look dude its her fault she gave them consent to fuck her. attack her not them.
Ween - It's gonna be a long night
Also one of them was a really good friend of mine for four years.
His life is really fucked and hes tried to kill himself a lot. I was one of his only friends and was one of they only people that treated him like a human being.
he knew the whole time.
you are right, it's her fault too. but fuck that guy too.
>b-but my anecdotal example must represent the norm!
I certainly don't disagree that it is her fault, but making excuses for guys, who possibly know that they're doing something unethical is being willfully ignorant.
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m8 idc if your brother and dad banged her at the same time.
she gave them PERMISSION. females get away with cheating because you idiots attack the other male. instead of beating the shit out of her.
anyway its just advice. have fun in jail
What kind of scumbag beats women?
fuck off this is just macho bullshit. Women are people are should be held accuntable for their own actions, OP is just going to start a fight cause he is a afraid of being called a faggot. it's fucking lame as hell.
beating the shit out of female is also a way to get jailed, just saying even though I agree with you.
this
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what kind of woman cheats on her boyfriend?
OP isn't gonna beat her up. but im trying to tell him he needs to direct his anger at her. not the guys
Women have a history of cheating on their spouse and never paying consequences besides the guy "taking his stuff back"
I get what you're saying, I understand I'm being dumb.
what would you suggest I do to her? I'm at a loss for ideas.
Kill her, user
I argued in this thread that he should shame them in some way, as in find a way to throw a party or something with their friends or family invited and publicly embarrass them.
If you want to get even you have to be clever and play within the rules of society, being a hotheaded macho retard doesn't work.
OP listen to this if you haven't
The first two songs are god-tier "Drive as fast as fucking possible" songs
Piss on her door tbqh
anybody here ever do the thing where you piss on a plate, put it in the freezer and then put the frozen piss under the door of somebody's house?
I feel like they'd have to have a really shitty front door for that to work.
Tell everyone you know, especially her friends,circles and family that she is a cheating bitch. That ought to shit on her reputation.
Donate all of her clothes to charity without telling her and claim that it is under the pretenses of wanting to live an ascetic lifestyle.
If she's mean to you, then you can claim that she's being selfish, and that the needy deserve her clothes more than she does.
This way you both get revenge, and claim the moral high ground.
Op here. I'm leaving now.
Thanks for the advice and music.
luv u
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good luck OP
>I'm about to go to her house to get my shit back.
>I'm looking for some good music that won't make me want to drive off of a bridge or into oncoming traffic.
listen to Tempa T
WHAT KIND OF THINGS THAT YOU HAVE
WHEN I FIND OUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO STOP
I'LL COME FOR THE P'S THAT YOU STACK
AND COME FOR ALL THE FOOD THAT YOU BLOT
BETTER HAND OVER THE BAG
YOUR BOYS DON'T WANNA SEE YOU SHOT
IF I KICK DOWN THE DOOR TO YOUR FLAT
DUN KNOW I'LL CLEAR OUT YOUR HOUSE ON THE SPOT
(CLEAR!) ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE
(CLEAR!) ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR FRIDGE
(SMASH!) ALL YOUR PLATES FROM YOUR RACK
im not wrong.
by that I mean go to her house and break her shit
Manipulate him into killing himself
Lock yourself in a closet and watch them fuck, OP.
Tell her you just got tested HIV+ while being faithful to her.
That'll scare the shit out of her, and probably get her to confess.
hahahahaha
my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
read this, it might help you get through it when you realize women are worthless
theabsolute.net
>It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art have they any real or true sense and susceptibility, and it is mere mockery on their part, in their desire to please, if they affect any such thing.
- Schopenhauer
>convinced incredible girlfriend of five months is cheating on me due to my low self-esteem
>go through her phone one night
>nothing at all
>a few guys have actually tried to flirt with her and she has immediately shut them down because she's in a relationship with me
>messages to her friends about how great I am and how she thinks she's in love
>feel sick about my pathetic lack of trust and confess what I did when she wakes up
>now we're on a break because of it and she probably actually is fucking other guys
I'm so fucking dumb jesus christ
Bonus points if it is done in front of her mother or father, and you use fake papers and everything. Absolutely insidious plan.
please do this OPshe fucking deserves it
yes in front of her parents btw that is crucial
take them all to dinner and break the news as entrees arrive
consider only taking her mom and her out if youre afraid her dad will try to kill you
has someone hurt you in the past or are you just another pathetic shut-in virgin lmfao
She isn't very full of understanding either.
>>feel sick about my pathetic lack of trust and confess what I did when she wakes up
youre fucking retarded
Yeah someone has hurt me but Im not a virgin lmao
Im probably too good looking to be a virgin, or maybe I'm just lucky
Its not that I have an exorbitant amount of sex, but maybe I do for Sup Forums standards.
What is this fedoraic bullshit?
You have massive problem on trust issue
That's why you either
A) Don't fall in love and just keep fucking bitches.
B) Pre-emptively cheat on every girl you're with so that if it turns out they cheated on you, you don't give a fuck.
>What is this fedoraic bullshit?
If you weren't a retarded animal you would know thats one of the most influential German philosophers of all time.
youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU
what do you think you stand to gain by insulting people in a thread you're not interested in? Do you not think that's sadder than moping after a girl? If you want to arbitrarily use the word cuck to insult people and appease your own sense of inadequacy, you can do that on Sup Forums or Sup Forums.
dont get kill OP
bit harsh
when did it not
this thread is too far derailed. This is Sup Forums not /bitter_people_contemplating_harming_others/
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Of course I know that. Its still a fedoraic bullshit. Most of the old philosophers arguments are no longer relevant in modern days anyway. That one is included.
Why are you so butthurt at everything. Did daddy touch you or something?
Fuck that shit OP. She needs to get her shit straight. You can do better for sure.
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>Most of the old philosophers arguments are no longer relevant in modern days anyway. That one is included.
Why? Because you disagree with it? That doesnt make him wrong.
you're an asshole
it's fine if you want to go around having sex without relationships, but if you're going to cheat on girls in relationships don't even get into one in the first place
people like you really suck
I think breaking her stuff is actually not as bad as doing that, and besides, I wanted to hold onto that one, since it's like the perfect revenge for someone that cheats on you.
It's a big theatrical act, and it's brilliant.
I try to get a pic every time. Once I charge my phone ill upload myself fucking some girls if you like
Im a decent looking guy in a popular southern frat, its really not that hard you fucking nerd lmao
Schopenhauer was one of the most important philosophers of all time and he ist most definitely still relevant.
If someone's been renowned for hundreds of years for being a great thinker, you'd've thought that would be proof that they had a few good ideas.
appeal to false authority
if you truly believe something like this you're probably the worst kind of person out there. grow a fucking brain and stop letting hatred cloud your judgement for 51% of the world.
>he wasn't joking
It doesn't make him right either. The whole thing is scientifically baseless and just o b v i o u s l y wrong. Like there aren't any good female writers, or musicians, or poets. Dumbass.
what do you mean hold onto it
use it on the bitch who cheated on you NOW
dont wait for the next bitch to cheat on you
Nobody cares
>pleb not knowing who schopenhauer is
schopenhauer was a little bitch who succumbed to philosophical suicide..
if he didnt care why'd he ask if i was a virgin and then not believe me when I said I wasn't. Hard to believe not everyone is as pathetic as you?
Its ok bud, go to more open mic nights at indie cafes and maybe you'll meet some feminist who'll agree to fuck you with a strap-on
i never had a gf
I asked if you were a virgin, the guy who replied with a gif is not me, I think he was just laughing at how lame you are.
i want off this ride
please don't tell me you're this edgy
I mean not a gf, like a wife or something that you've been with for years.
It's just too good to be thrown around casually by plebs for every god damned chick that cheats on them.
>The whole thing is scientifically baseless
Most philosophy is
>just o b v i o u s l y wrong
whats so obvious about it?
>Like there aren't any good female writers, or musicians, or poets.
clearly there are, but theyre few and far between. we aren't focusing on these exceptions but on the average women claiming to have genuine interests in the fine art just to appease others and put on some charade of being cultured
>appeal to false authority
learn what the means before using it
>if you truly believe something like this you're probably the worst kind of person out there. grow a fucking brain and stop letting hatred cloud your judgement for 51% of the world.
I dont hate women I pity them
I think the existence most of them lead is really sad
It's rather embarrassing and disappointing that their entire lives are going to be nothing more than a desperate scramble for validation from others. The thought people like this exist and are so insecure depresses me.
My ex of 3 years who cheated on me actually caught herpes while she was cheating on me. I've been tested since then and somehow I don't have herpes.
It really sucks that she cheated on me but at least I don't have herpes and everyone knows she does because she cheated on me.
oops
second half of my post was reply to
are you the holy fucking shit dude, because holy fucking shit, dude.
if you actually pay attention to what happened between those philosophers, you'll notice that very little of them agree with one another.
>lel sexual instinct can't be beautiful or artful it must be le intelligent
Then why are there so many painters making naked women paintings? are songs that are purely about sexual lust necessarily less "art-y" than those about non-sexual love?
Philosophy might be empirically baseless but it provides the framework for ideas like empiricism itself and the scientific-method.
I like Schopenhauer but he is the og Fedora.
When a guy cheats it is only physical, mostly there is no emotion involved. When a girl cheats there is emotion involved, that's what's so devastating about it.
>bit harsh
Probably, i'm just a very vengeful person and that is just what i would try to do if i was in the same circumstances, not trying too sound edgy or anything but i think people like that betray their friends like that are worth nothing