Be me

> Be me
> Live in the south
> Go into guitar center to get a cord for my amp
> 250 kid playing an off tempo pantera riff at max volume
> Black kid playing drums
> Mall cop confuses it with gunshot
> shoots black kid
> Protesters use amps to make power electronics
FUCKING GUITAR CENTER

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>guy standing around handing out his demo CD
>go home and put it in my PC
>it's a virus

>250 kid

> Go to guitar Center
> 5 employees immediately ask me if I need help
> Tell one i'm looking for some pedals to get a Johnny Marr sound
> "Oh Yeah, I love the Sniffs! Let's go see what our pedal guy would recommend."
> Walks me over to another room, the walls and floor are completely covered with pedals
> guy sitting in a bean bag chair in the middle with pedals taped to his body
> "Hey Jim, this guy is looking to get a Stiffs guitar sound, what do you recommend for him?
> Gives me a rusty key that seems to have been put in an oven because it's fucking burning hot
> Too autistic to say anything
> Cashier rings me up and says "Have a nice day and good luck with the spliffs music!"
> Walk out with tears in my eyes from the scalding burns from the key
FUCKING GUITAR CENTER

>> Gives me a rusty key that seems to have been put in an oven because it's fucking burning hot
I wasn't ready for this

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greaat thread

>live in the south
>go outside during summer
Pick 1

the last time i went to guitar center, there were about 15 employees there and only one person knew how to string a guitar

what are the requirements for working there, honestly

>be in guitar center
>someone asks me if I need help
>never go into guitar center ever again
Goddamn I just want get new gear not hounded by idiots who know absolutely nothing