I wish i was gay so i could take his weiner gently in my bumhole while he sings me to sleep

i wish i was gay so i could take his weiner gently in my bumhole while he sings me to sleep

yeah he's pretty cute

you can still do that if you're straight

no

yes i'm straight but i'd do it

ya

Alright then.

you mean that you wish you "were" gay. it's called the subjunctive bro

I want them to have intercourse with me

...

best threesome ever

I want Annie to gently dominate both me and Sufjan

you think they ever did it?

I saw him last night. He's a homo. Without a shadow of a doubt, he likes men.

what's his best song?

Not yet maybe I don't know

sufjan would just make it weird desu

I think Prince Johnny is about him

How?

>saw you pray to all
could be

she probably seduced him in a fit of drunken passion and then he felt bad about it because he's a raging christfag and closet homo. maybe she caught him during a period of spiritual doubt. that would make "saw you pray to all to make you a real boy"

i feel like sufjan has a few songs about this happening actually

>Sufjan
>fjan
>Johnny

>and brag of when and where and who you're gonna bed next
this doesn't sound like sufjan tho

i mean i highly doubt that sufjan is still a virgin but i also doubt that he's had many sexual partners. he kind of has the demeanor of someone who can't separate love and sex easily

I don't know why people turn into fags for this shit musician

Father John misty meanwhile...

>sufjan is shit but fjm isn't
whew

well.. you never know

You can be physically attracted to a man and not be Homosexual. It's alright user

This

chicletas

I like Sufjan's music

alex turner beats both of them, no matter how shittier his music is

Just spread it for him

I like it too

Im actually glad. Feel like im the only one nowadays. He gets so memed now, i wish suf threads were more like Anco threads

You just know

>one of the most acclaimed indie acts
>claims to be the only listener today

Know what?

I didn't say he wasn't acclaimed, im saying people meme him a lot. Like i said, i wish suf threads werent just boypussy threads

why u gotta make suf do all the work

But he's pretty hot dude and I honestly don't mind the meming

But wanting his dick is part of the experience of enjoying Sufjan

The weird thing is I'm not gay and Annie's not a bad looking woman, but if I could only have sex with one of them I'd choose Suffy.

you're gay mate

I got great news for you friend ;)

Nah, Sufjan's on the list of blokes that it's not gay to want to have sex with, like David Bowie or Panda Bear

Why not have both?

This. Literal semen demon