>on a date with some """indie girl""" from tinder >topic of music comes up while we wait for our food >tells me she's a huge smiths/morrissey fan >ask whats her fav record >tells me she's only listen to Queen is dead >ask her if she what about his solo stuff >acts puzzled and says she didn't know he had a solo career >go on a rant saying telling her why does she have an iphone 6 if you can't even bother to read a wikipedia page >literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"
jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans.
>on a date with some girl i've been going out with for a while >decide to go to some indian food place >have a good talk, really hitting it off >hang on user i need to go toilet >she's gone a while >food comes >it's a lovely curry >i eat it all >she hasn't returned >feelsbadman.jpg >chef comes out >sir there's a major issue >turns out she went the wrong way looking for the toilet >went into the kitchen instead >fell into the grinder >ended up put in my curry >girlfriend in a korma i know, i know it's serious >mfw
Christian Gray
mild but enjoyable kek
Oliver Evans
>I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans
Seriously? I like The Smiths but it's literally the most common entry level tumblr-core shit out there.
Robert Jenkins
>go on date >rant at date Why go on date desu
Ryan Foster
yeah desu that's weird. like it could be a turn off but is it really worth going off about? just don't go on a second date if it bothers you that much op
Tyler Carter
>gf spent the whole day on my apt >she's going out to meet with some friend >open up twitter while I accompany her to the door >alan vega is dead >freeze >"user, what's wrong" >tell her >she starts laughing >"who even cares" >spend the rest of the day listening to Surrender on repeat
Kayden Carter
i meant tee be H damn filter
Adrian Nguyen
You're an embarrassment to Smiths fans everywhere if you actually think HOH is their best work
Camden Turner
You should kill her
Ryan Rogers
>go on a date with a guy on okc >he looks like a bit of a sperg but has goo taste or whatever >keeps on jumping in front of me to top doors, pull our chairs >winks and says "for you m'lady" >start to talk about swans (his favourite band) >ask him what he thought of Drainland >"I had no idea Gira went solo" >ask if he liked world of skin >"which album is that on" >tells me he only really knows the seer and to be kind >didn't even know swans existed in the 80s >starts to explain to me that I must be confused, which is "common for the fairer sex" >starts to tell me how he's a really nice guys but "women would rather whore themselves out to the black man" >try to pay my cheque and leave, but he insists on paying >asks to walk me home >"no thanks" >"oh, so you're going to put me in the friendzone too" >he spent the next two weeks telling me I was the most beautiful girl I ever met and he would show me some "patrician" music >finally block him
I'm 99% sure he was a Sup Forumstant.
Julian Powell
STICKY FOR ALAN VEGA
Isaiah Wood
>on a date with some sperglord from tinder >topic of music comes up while we wait for our food >tell him I'm a huge smiths/morrissey fan >he asks whats my fav record >tell him Queen is dead >he asks what about his solo stuff >ask him whos solo career >he has some sort of autist fit in the middle of the restaurant, starts rocking and muttering about iphones and wikipedia >literally "heaven knows i'm miserable now"
jesus Sup Forums, isn't it kind if irresponsible for these peoples' parents to let them out unsupervised?
Jacob Rivera
Lmao that's how I picture every fedora tipper on here that whines about all women having bad taste in music
Anthony Perez
>"jesus Sup Forums I didn't even know plebs could be smith's fans." >coming from someone who thinks Hatful of Hollow, a compilation, is their best work
>get qts number off tinder >start texting things are going great >on the topic of music she tells me she's really into indie >her favorite bands are 21 pilots, mumford and sons, and fleet foxes >block her number
Why are women such plebs jesus I wish I was gay
Christian Hernandez
don't worry user, you're a faggot alright
Hunter Gray
This meme needs to stop.
Wyatt Smith
Hahahha i love this (I'm a girl too)
Blake Williams
>fifth or sixth date with girl >try to do anal >finally get my cock in after a few minutes of failed attempts >her ass forces my cock out like a turd
>go on date with local college guy from tinder >we take an uber to a local bar >music comes up while waiting for drinks >so user what's your favorite band? >"femanon I only listen to singer-songwriters, you know geniuses of art like Grimes or Joanna Newsom" >said I was going to the bathroom and just left
Why are men such plebs
Asher Bennett
>lazily laying in bed with gf this afternoon >pulls out her phone, facebook >she gasps >ask her if it's the alan vega news >"no, it's national ice cream day"
