/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 31
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
-RIP ALAN VEGA
-get well soon, bitchfork guy. we love and miss you

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>>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

usually trips get mad when i post that. maybe you guys aren't all bad.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

I think you meant to post this

The logo is updated on the clock but not on the shirt though.

Obviously it's an older shirt
Or some b.s.

I'll buy that. Did you see Brian Wilson yesterday? If so, how was he because he wasn't on the stream?

I saw like half
He seemed really out of it and didn't look like he wanted to be there
I heard he left when they started playing other songs
Backing band completely carried him

i don't see the difference, but i've saved your new one. don't worry, p4k shill. i won't beat you tomorrow. hope you didn't get too sunburnt.

Poor Brian

can we get a review for beach house's set? i set a reminder for 830 on my phone, but forgot p4k fest was central time, so i missed it.

Arca is gonna get BNM when his album drops for sure. 8.0+ across the board.

i didnt want to make an new thread for this and i didnt know where else to post it

i heard the track "swedish guns" by the radio dept a couple hours ago and ive been looking for it online but i cant find it anywhere. its liek it doesnt exist

the station track listing says its from the album "running out of love" but i cant find that anywhere either

can someone help me find this track. thanks for any help

I advise you to make a thread for tis.

Shy Glizzy, Young Jefe 2 - 7.5
21 Savage & Metro Boomin, Savage Mode - 7.8
Dreezy, No Hard Feelings - 8.1 BNM

Clams Casino will get panned also

TAYLOR EXPOSED

What's everyone listening to?

pic related

1080p webrip reddit.com/r/BeachHouse/comments/4t6qu2/video1080p_beach_house_live_pitchfork_festival/

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>8.1
>bnm

nigger what

pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/12783-wavvves/

Confirmed

>no Savage Mode review
Smh

thanks

Clams Casino - 32 Levels (6.9)
BY: MEHAN JAYASURIYA

Elysia Crampton - Elysia Crampton Presents: Demon City (8.2)
BY: KEVIN LOZANO

Camp Cope - Camp Cope (8.0)
BY: IAN COHEN

Shackleton - Devotional Songs (7.2)
BY: PHILIP SHERBURNE

Konx-om-Pax - Caramel (7.4)
BY: ANDY BETA

thank u. of course crampton gets the "we think this album is excellent but you don't have commercial appeal or a publicist to pay $$$" score of 8.2

that konx-om-pax album is also really great

i'm sure crampton's next album (which might??? be out next year) will get a bnm tho

but yeah demon city was excellent

Jeff Beck's new album. It's fucking great. I hope Pitchfork reviews it.