Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 31 Nights since last BNM: 4
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -M.I.A. is dropped from Afropunk -Rest in peace Alan Vega -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Wreck and Reference, and Frank Ocean. -/p4k/ forever
Easton Ross
These threads are dead
Ryan Flores
Why did they die so hard, actually? Did something big happen?
Hudson Martinez
Probably just because there have been no big releases in a few weeks.
Henry Cox
Zoe left p4k no fresh memes no big (scheduled) releases on the horizon with meme potential most of the trips are gone
Isaac Ramirez
redesign + reviews every night + death of good content guy PBUH
Dominic Thomas
>Why did they die so hard, actually? Because they're crap and were never wanted except for one small circlejerk of tripfaggots that thankfully left
now fuck off back to oblivion
William Rodriguez
Why do I have to fuck off
I don't even frequent these threads
Cameron Cox
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Angel Hughes
i've been thinking about adding ian connor to the list of ppl this thread supports and ernest baker to the list hysterical rape culutrists, but neither are musicians. then again, neither are gustavo, heathcliff or meagan.
pls vote in my straw poll, or reply here with your thoughts.
Jacob Allen
how long have these threads been around? surprised they've lasted as long as they have tbqhwy
how long will p4k shill last before he gives up/moves on?
Carson Long
Noko are you still here!?! I need to believe that you're still with us
Easton Williams
which noko? noko & sage or Not Noko?
Logan Taylor
I am always with you on these threads my friend.
Ryder Lewis
and don't forget the original noko & sage, the creator God of /p4k/, even though noko & sage II is the one who has done the most for these threads, had a much longer reign, and brought the dubs magic
Hunter Murphy
this thread got mythic all of a sudden
Dylan Myers
Hello.
Thomas Mitchell
Is it really you?
Samuel Cox
#believe
Elijah White
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Ian William Craig 8.2 by Benjamin Scheim Abra 6.2 by Kevin Lozano Towkio 6.5 by Abigail Covington Wreck and Reference 8.0 by Andy O'Connor
Bentley Young
IWC b BNM tbqh
Carson Lopez
Anyone heard the Ian William Craig album? Sounds interesting
Mason Russell
another night, not just a metal album, but also an "experimental" album getting an 8.0 or + and no BNM
Asher Ortiz
implying Sup Forums isn't the real p4k shill
Isaac Wood
Until I'm sure the thread will carry on without me
Parker Lewis
haven't heard it yet, but his last two albums are great, especially A Turn of Breath