Post a rapper and others write fake lyrics for them that sound like they could actually be real

Post a rapper and others write fake lyrics for them that sound like they could actually be real.

running through these bitches like chinese takeout

>She gave me herpes I told her to suck it out of me
>Told her to clap her ass, round of applause for me
>But then she gave me the clap, so I gave her a slap
>Niggas is still jealous that I'm getting that sack

hit her with a my dicks hard attack

rape the bitch untill she has a motherfucking heart attack

- 2011 tyler the creator -

>Told her to clap her ass, round of applause for me

kek this is actually good

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>I'M EDGY AND I'M EMO I'M A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY
>I GO FUCKING WILD AND CRAZY LIKE THE FUCKING RIOTS BE
>WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING DIE LEAVE ME ALONE TO REST IN PEACE
>KILL YOU AND MYSELF BOTH IF YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING FAMILY

lel user ok

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i pull up in that boat (skrr skrr)
no i do not smoke
yo its lil boat
and im going to be the goat

fucked your girl last night
pussy was aight
kicked her out this morning
told that bitch 1night

dude be lookin like he smell like piss

>BLACK EYES TO MATCH RIDE
>BLACK HOE SHE FUCKIN FINE
>LAY LOW LIKE A FUCKIN TIDE
>FUCK THE LAW BITCH WE DON'T ABIDE

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>old her to clap her ass, round of applause for me
Gold

chuckled

i high on a drugs got a lot of gurls
i fillin Pain
In ma nose i ve got some cocain
Call me hairy potter
cuse I ve got long hair
and i Fuckt your bitch Playin wit her clit like with a snitch
ya"ll silly bitche$ and ima fuckin $UICIDAL
Call me DONALD TRUMP cuse
I got devil in ma head
so i go to WALLmart to buy some bread
babby make my dick GREAT again
I am very cold and dead
i drink beer with you re dad

>I like to think about murder, I love tragedies
>To take a hammer made out of titanium, squash a cranium
>But sometimes I feel like my agony is plaguing me
>My mind is fucking broken I think I might need some therapy


i dunno tho

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butterfly blade in my hand you know im gonna cut ya
i smoke a blunt dude weed lmao tumblr

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I remember this man in a dream
No name
The most happy that I ever been
Insane
Next thing I remember I seen
A plane
He goes in I don't know what it mean
Again
Goes away never again to be seen
Insane
And I'm here like I have always been
No name
And I feel like it wasn't dream...

on every tuesday near a bakery at a bar, hand full of loose tips quietly whispering vicious quips.

Don't know who you replied to but I audibly kek'd

I bibble my dictionary, xertz every spelling bee. zealously writing the most undecipherable lyrics there could ever be. My tongue twisting phrases elastases any basis for interpersonal communication. I use metaphors, chewing up and spitting out even more enigmatic than hyroglifical preaching by the same madman who wrote me. Also taxation is theft.

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Same fuckers that praise tmr

Triple modular redundancy?

how do I write interesting good raps?

bitches all over, I tell em go slower (what?)
bitch going down on me, call her snowblower (daaaamn)

Trout mask replica

I'm a lyrical miracle

They see me smokiiiiing
They hatin
try to catch me cuse im rhyyyming dirtyyy
ohh....by the way-I'm dead and evil! Seee ya!

No, that's eminem and hopsin

spiritual

bang bang

Bitch i smoke some gonja (skkkeeeeEEEEEEEr)
and i shoots ya
and i take my gun (bang bang)
poppin pills then make some kills and im smokin

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smoke a nigga in the fucken streets

make a grand once i coppa key

dont run up cus i got the heat

making money cuz i gotta eat

blunts as big as ak bullets

whip yo wig back like a fukin mullet

neva disrespect cuz i will pull it

pussy muthuafuckas always talken tht shit

thinkin tht they kno but they dont know a thang

sendin slugs near ya if them fuking fingaz twist

you suckas play with guns but neva wanna swang

trippn off them drugs ya them zans

cookin chickn in the fucking pan

"Lick my ass"

lol wut user?

dr. dre

>oh wait

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kheck'd

Man all these new rappers wack
Now I'm ashamed to be black
What happened to 2pac
Now it's all "racks on racks all in my sack"
Fuck that spit some real shit
Not just how you like to kill shit
Or bout how you get them millions

Easiest one in this thread to copy

FUCK YOU LEPRECANS ITS GOLF WANG T
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE RETARDED SOKING BROCOLI
FUCK IT MAN IM AWKARD I JUST WANNA COLOR AND READ
FUCK I LOVE WAFFLES AND DOLPHINS
THAT DOESNT RHYME IM JUST BEING IRONIC FUCK

hahahaha gud 1 user

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>trail in the sand from my swinging dick
>she was a pretty bitch too bad i fucked up her clitoris
>they say im deranged but i just love counting the amount of bricks
>on that house over there my dick just got hard as shit

Someone, please
I've seen some absolutely hilarious ones for ride

consanguineous volatility, eviscerates reality
spitting cold cuts on some crud struck with vitality
lemony snicket wickets kick the fickle bird astringent
ask me if I'm a sick kid I'll reply "undoubtedly"

WHATS GOING ON BITCH
GIMME MY TEA BITCH
STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH
OO CHEE HAAHH BITCH
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME BITCH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm a crazy fuckin dude
I'm smoking weed with the devil and tweet that jesus is rude
I never knew I would die before 30
designer clothes stay dirty

>MY DICK 99 TERABYTES
>PUSSY DOWNLOAD
>FUCK WIT A EQUESTRIAL FEVER

ANNAAL FISSHHEEERRRSS
DIABOLICAL RESTRAINTS
BURNING THE SAINTS
YEESSS I AM HERE
HELLO
HELLO
CAN YOU HEAR ME
I AM HERE

LOMAO

They tried to put me down
But now I am rocking the crown
They tried to make me frown
But now I am fucking their hoes in gowns
[Hook]
Light it up and get to passing
Joints like the jews, I be gassing
Bitch come here get to undressing
On the comedown, feel like resting

hi...


IM GOING TO FUCKING EVICERATE UR VAGINA

BUMMPPPPBUMPPPP

LISTEN TO ME YOU BITCH IM GOING TO FUCKING COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AT 4:00 AM TOMORROW AND IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER LISTEN TO ME YOU BITCH

AYAY YEYE FUCK PUSSY WITH MY RIGHT EYE BALL IN MA HOUSE IN SUBWAAAYYYYYYYY BOOOYY! FUCK YOU SELF IN YO EAR-HAPPY NEW YEAR CULTERE IS DEAD

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NEVER OUT IN THE DAYLIGHT, I JUST LURK IN THE SHADE
IMA MERC IN THE TWILIGHT, ANYTHING TO GET PAID
CUT 'EM (CUT 'EM) REAL DEEP WIT MY (WIT MY) FUCKIN' BLADE
NEVER (NEVER) TRY TO GET IN MY FUCKIN' WAY

>ANNAAL FISSHHEEERRRSS
kek

KEK

YOUNG TATTED NIGGA NAMED TRAVIE

MY FUTURE BRIGHT AS A CABBIE

HATERS I'LL NEVA MAKE HAPPY

USE TO BE HOMELESS ROUND TOWN

EXS KEEP SAYING THEY PROUD

ALL BECAUSE WHERE I AM NOW

FUCK NIGGA KNOW I AINT PLAYIN

FUCK NIGGA BETTA SIT DOWN

FORE I GET MAD THEN SEND ROUNDS

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AHHHHHHHHHHGGHAHAH

IM SO CRAZY

AGHGHHHHJJHHGG

FUCK FICK FUCYUUUUUUUUUYCKKKKKK

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A VIOLENT FUCKING DEATH

I HOPE YOU DIE MISERABLY

A FUCKING LONE IN A FIELD BLEEDING TO DEATH AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah

uhh

Yeah

sheesh

Now it's time to do the dishes

I do really need some bitches

Dem boys go crazy for stitches

But my presence is only shared with the richest

6 6 6 6 6

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panda panda panda...

i gota dat wite lambo wit wite seat dat also have daw wite co-caiiiiiin
activusactivusactivusactivus

I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Sellin' bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
Bitch nigga pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

WASNT BORN EVIL, I WAS MADE THIS WAY
WASNT BORN RICH, I HAD TO TAKE MY PAY

I HAD MY BACK BROKE BUT THEY NEVER STOPPED ADDING STRAWS
CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT, HAD TO FACE ALL MY FLAWS
NEVER STOPPED ME MOVING, I LEARNED TO SLITHER AND CRAWL
NOW I SLIDE AROUND THE ALLEYS, SATAN AFTER THE FALL

lean lean got green wit me

my team team got the heat wit em

pull the 45 it you speak to em

goin 45 in a 30 lane

cops pull me over cuz day wanna hate

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bitch im morose and lugubrious imma let the uzi spit turn his face into gooey shit

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Fuck these posers. Why the hell does everyone dickride these talentless fucks.

They're like the vanilla ice of underground southern rap.

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YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER KNOW PAIN TILL YOU FEEL HOW IM FEELING

I ONCE WANTED THE FUCKING DREAM HOUSE WIFE CHILDREN

BUT ITS ALL A FCKING FACADE SO NOW IM HIGH AS CEILINGS

y user pls

Villain got pluck like an old lyre
Been drivin' bald tires since it all transpired
Slip it in your girl like a ticket
Find me at a shoot up bang pow then it's crickets
They're just jealous like Leviathan
Called on Milton then he knew I through the pelt in
He never felt it – remember wear your helmets
Nothing better than a cold flask and the old mask

i ride with condom on my dick
dont judge me today i eat my nesquik
i whisper in yre butty real quick
stick up my finga in side of ya buddy
you look at me now i will show my new hoodie
show what ya got to ma gang
i watch on XVIDEOS some gangbang
i dont listen a thang
yeeah ma PEWER!

YUNG BASED GOD SMOKING WEED FROM THE JUNGLE

YUNG BASED GOD WET YO BITCH SHE A PUDDLE

YUNG BASE GOD FUCKD MY BITCH WITH NO RUBBER

YUNG BASE GOD PRAY TO ME WHEN IMLN TRUBBLE

sorry guys im a new guy here. I didnt know that they are so hated in USA

WOAH DAMN
YO BITCH ALL ON MY DICK DAMN
THEN SHE FUCKIN THE CLIQUE WOAH
BITCH I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT YEAH
OH MAN WHAT THE FUCK SHIT WOAH
YEAH SHE AIN'T GOT A DICK GODDAMN
WHERE THE FUCK YO MONEY NIGGA
WOAH I AIN'T ROCKING HILFIGER
BUT I'M COUNTING FUCKING FIGURES WOAH

i doubt anyone even knows who this is...

>SHE AIN'T GOT A DICK GODDAMN

kek'd

OH MAN GODDAM (WHY)