ITT: We Post Rappers Then Write Fake Lyrics For Them

ITT: We Post Rappers Then Write Fake Lyrics For Them.

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AJHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK GUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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DAM I GOT CHO BITCH ON MY DIC

DAM SHE WANNA PARTY WITH ME

DAM I GOT YO BITCH ON MY SICK

DAM I ONLY FUCK WIFF DEM FREAKS

Fucky fuckfishy cunts riding on my dick HEEEEEEETYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOH

FROM MARS TO THE MOON HI MOTHERFUCKER WITH PINK SOUSAGE BETWEEEN MAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEESZ yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY

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>GOT YO BITCH ON MY SICK
whoa, what does this nigger magic mean?

lol i didnt notice that

i meant stick

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i get money shit aint funny niggas aint homies snow bunnies blow me then we gone bone nigga

My nigga DROWN nigga his dic gigga ma home nigga TROWN a bullet NIGGA in ma HATERS boy gigganigga !

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DENNADENNADAAAAAAA
ADNADAAAAAAAAAAAAASSENNADENNNADNNNADENNADENNADENNNADENNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUKDFUKFUKFUUUUUUJUUUUUUUUCK

i was born throu the anus AND I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNUS
DANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDANDDAND

aye aye ahhh splurr
wat? wat? skrrt nigga

Girl you have nothing to a shame
I sell propan
But i tall you wat(i tell wot)
Ma dic is acessory for you butty damn
I gave to street niggas proPAIN(say what?!)
Me an' ma gang have bulletz to prove it right there

Bawwwah

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Yahhh yahh cash carti

yahh

pour this lean, hit the boof

yahh

yahh yahhh

ayy got some shooters in the flat we gon shoot

bitch we trappin yahh yahh ayy ayy

smokin gas nigga

yahh yahh

but the song would be really heat

jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman
them boys up to somethin

I used to wake up early, save my dreams inside rusty tin cans
Now I never sleep, till the shit all hits the fan.

When you wake up fore you brush your teeth you grab a strap nigga

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MY BITCH MY HO
MY HO MY BITCH
MY BITCH BITCH

she working dat ass
jus like asap yams fuck yams fuck asap

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sike how could someone not even trying and being terrible be heat kill yourself

>sike

Bitch your post has been discarded

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bruh who is this big bird lookin ass nigga..

Sit, strap, shut, eat a dollar with it
Crutch slap crow caps feastin' on Madonna siggy

Got her rubbing off me better cop some new covers
On pace better listen, hear I'm coming fast
New fame, new season, fuck it never last
Break out like Jesus, rising up with Sun
On the road, outta reason, mental on the run
Chamber full like its internment
Pop pop five oh swarming like a Birdman
On top never shoot down, up is cage
Fuck out on my new niggas on the page
Shout out to the one, he a hermit
Up outta here, you a Mark Furman
Now the nigga haters Trumping, greedy merchant
Dont matter, murder season preproduction
Combustion's assumption

youtube.com/watch?v=25Y39pPwB-4
Cdot Honcho (do some agressive drill stuff)

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im not listenin to tht but ill try anyway:
PUT A NIGGA IN THE FUCKIN DIRT

FUCK WITH ME N DEN DA GOONS DISPERSE

RUN INSIDE ANOTHA NIGGA HOUSE

JUST TO SEE WAT HE TALKIN BOUT

WET HIS SHIT AND THEN I LET HIM DROWN

LEAVE HIS MOMMA FACE WITH A FUKIN FROWN

INNA FOREIGN WIT MY PAPPER UP

WHEN I GRIP THE 9 BOY YOU BETTA RUN

SLUMP A NIGGA LEAVE HIM INDA CUT

TAKE HIS BITCH N DEN I BRAKE HER CUNT

you aint with the traffic bitch you oppas some simps (gang)

Shot your nigga up now he walkin with a limp (twentyone)

Guess who

Local man
Puffs chronic chews xanz
Is the van dam at Fillin vans
With bodies and local thotties
Chasin his bands
Talkin shit you catchin hands
Bring home the bacon like a man

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Is there anything you need help with?
She never asked man these bitches so selfish
The first date we ordered select shellfish from the Peruvian desert

Roses for my bother
Monte Carlo for my brother
My father didn't want shit so I copped him the watch
He told me to keep he just wanted to watch

Uhh bronsolinio

Beef sandwiches and cold Coca Cola
Gnocchi baked with my family's recipe
The neighbors girl she's upset with me
I stunk her in at night
And ate her peach to my delight
She sucked me like a orrick
Helped me make some porridge
I was hooked man she was gorgeous
She use to push a Taurus but I copped her the Beamer
She's an old soul like Joe DiMaggio

It's me

Roses for my mother*

Everybody already know in the best of the best
But you don't make it to numba one without keeping it fresh
To climb to the top of the totem pole you got to make a few enemies
Shit, I got a country girl already trying to kill me

I gotta stay more brash, more bold but you already know all my records are gonna be gold
So y'all just listen up to the story of yeezy as I tell it in my brand new Lamborghini

FIST MEEEEE
CALL ME THE VIRGIN SACRIFICE
FUZZY DICE....INSIDE MY LUNGS
I WILL PAY THE PRICE... BUT THE SALE HAS NOT YET BEGUN
I WILL MOLEST YOUR SUN... TO ENTERTAIN A NUN

not bad user, noice.

Good until the last line

>PUT A NIGGA IN THE FUCKIN DIRT
Why every niggers dont lie(why)
couse im a sad and dead(nothing i get)
it s my life creeping with bones and holding his knife
oh yeah
and cut some niggers yeah and shit

dead

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Danny Brown or MF DOOM

xaiver wulf

BLOBLOBLOBLO

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THIS

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*incoherent screaming*
(WOO)

Pull up to your block with that hard glock
Posting with your bitch she give me sloppy top
Run off with your shit fuck the red opps

awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere?

sayugettinbfbhbfgjjbj
imsippinonfguhdgkbxhmbdhn
nnmjhj WHOO! BLOAW! BLOAW BLOAW BLOAWVVDFHJJDBJDJDJMDMKDKDODLDLDLLDLDLDJDJJDNNDBDBDBDBDNBD

awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere?
awhere? awhere? awhere? awhere?

rip your neck then suck it clean
my hydra loosin' fuck till mountain claimed
acid tab gag god like bitch through beds
your audible vibrator cums my undead
can't see what's behind
never look behind
and i'll never know
your my waste of time

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This is fuckin hilarious

thanks user kek

+1 if you end the verse with a corruption of
>business / business, man

>LIL UZI YOU IS THE GOAT
>AY
>LOOK AT THESE BARS THAT I WROTE
>AY
>SHE SUCK ON THIS DICK AND SHE CHOKE
>AY
>I BE COUNTIN UP THESE NOTES
>AY

AY AY AY AY AY AY AY
GIT GIT GIT GIT
GRAH GRAH GRAH
JLFADLKFAJDLKF ADFLAJSFKDSAJF FDAFDJALSEIF DFLADJFAD
GRRRRRRRRRAH

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AYEAH AWHAT AYEAH
OOOOOOOOOOH MAN GOD DAMN
AYEAH AWHAT
OOOOOOOOOOH MAN GOD DAMN
THESE BITCHES LUV ME
(THESE BITCHES LUV ME)
THEY SUCC ON MY DICKY
OOOOOOOOOOOH MAN GOD DAMN

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I'm sad

>Paintings on my snapchat
>Whatsapp with the panini to go
>Hashtag murky

Attempting lyrics for a fag and thinking they would be heat when they're trash, discard your life please

babby make my dick great again(awww)
turn DAT BEAT! (DJ ON THis track)

I'm so edgy roll a Backwood
with my lame wiggers that wish they were hood
Bout to drop a song yea you know my shit no good

AY AY AY AY
FUCK THE MOON
SHIT BASTARD OF THE SEVENTH SEAL
FUCK IT OUT, FUCK IT OUT
SATAN'S WHEEL ON MY DICK
AY AY AY AY
BOX OF VIRGIN SUICIDE
CUM IN IT LOUDER
FUCK IT OUT, FUCK IT OUT
DEMON ASS IN MY DAMN FACE

I play dat game but I aint no nerd
bitch I be flyin you can call me bird
I don't take no shit, ain't about them turds
my bitch she a blanket I lay wit her

Niggas die niggas lie
hey io ve got a hungry hypos u wanna play
yo BONES come and get me out of here there actualy a fuckin light flashes and thunders and shit ya know what im sayin WTF am i doin here

No one can imitate The Rapper Viper

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RARARARARARAR

RAW RAW RAW

THIS SHI SOOOOooOOOO

RARARARARARARARARA

DIS SHIT IS RAW

ya know you dont know me
show me your thug and i will show u my butty
you know im young thuga
dont call me you r bitch
dont call me a faggot
call me on your birthday party
i run there and start swinging with my dick
bitch you know me

>faggot
FUCKER* (dont call me a fucker*)

Heeeeyoooo YEY Clap your hands everybody(clap clap clap clap clap clap)
aaahpph yey (DJ KHAAALEEEDDD!!!!)

WHEN THE REMMY IN THE SYSTEM AINT NO TELLIN WILL I FUCK EM WILL I DISSEM THATS WHAT THESE HOES YELLIN

IM A PIMP BY BLOOD NOT RELATION YALL STILL CHASE EM I REPLACE EM UHH DROP OF DON

hey fuck you mane dat ain bonez

im dead in ma hooddd
(now its bonez)

r u gunna listen to paidproggraming2?

im not a big fan of him, but i'm not a hater.Probably i'll go and check it out

Do u lstn new $B tape?

bad bitch want some nut
I give her what she want
left hand got my blunt
right hand got the cup
vlone everyday
keep a 45 on my waist
cash carti close cased
cash cart go away

bad

yes, i did atleast

its pretty gud

Stop callin us horrorcore is Hot as fuck

my favorite song on there is probably memoirs of a gorilla

This new voice thing which starts from grey sheep 2 sounds pretty cool

yeah its pretty cool

what your overall favorite song from them mines probably exodus or to have to have not or fuck the population

i cant really choose

FTP , to have and not have ,and one girl ,six knives ,one night of sin

Do u lstn some instrumental artists (ofdream jessuaudrey or hentaiboys)

EY EY EY EY
GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA
Xannies and percs in my mouth
Kanye just done flew me south

I got peace and love
From all my homies up above
We gon fight for our right
To get through this plight