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>Be Argie
>Get Margie'd
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korean pop

cara

ignored the Scottish bint on tinder but might just ask her to drinks out of the blue

>it's a depressed NEET paddy episode

nothing but bloody repeats

not my fault i have the soul of a poet lad

should i shave?

oh so that's where the term argie bargie comes from

>sister is developing schizophrenia

ah yes

>tfw installed tinder for a few weeks
>only matched with bots
>saw and swiped right on several girls i knew from highschool, matched with none
ah yes, the so called "be yourself"

yeah

people you know probably won't match you unless your actually friends
what's your profile picture?

Going into sauna now lads see ya

how does it feel to pay for my bennies

There's two of us actually, so it just seems like the one depressed paddy posting all the time

if they didn't want you in high school what made you think they'd want you now

>two of us
more than that

Met a prozzie once and we went to a predetermined neutral hotel that we agreed to prior and she pretty much just laid while I did all the work

Put me well off prostitutes I must say

>brit
more like shit

that's the joke you thick cunt oh my fucking life the stereotypes are all true you really are all thick as fucking pig shit no wonder you don't have a job or a life

>tfw no voice in my head to keep me company

U just need 2 b urself brah

less than a month left in the semester and i'm still the only person to have touched the code repository for our group project. 100% of the code in it was written by me

Lads, where do I go to fight people? Legally or illegally

alri janny

how do you find prostitutes asking for a mate

right here
*heems you*

...

deleted it a long time ago lad, it's for the best.
seen a few good bio lines on /soc/ but then i think, if i haven't thought it up, i'm basically a thief, which is essentially a jew.

that's psychosis

88% chance of nobbing a fit little 17 year old blonde on saturday night lads

cautiously optimistic

Yeah but the other Irish lads are normies, unless you're not the 3 incher

how long did you have it for?
took me quite a while to actually meet someone from it

join some martial arts club or something
maybe start a fight club yourself, would that be illegal?

right here runt *deals you a swift kick to the jaw and twirls away*

if you make them sign a waiver beforehand I don't see why it should be illegal but this bloody tory government will find a way

I don't think anyone who comes on here is a normie.

Boxing club

>which is essentially a jew
You wish, goy
You think being a merchant is easy?
I bet you don't even know how to encode webm properly

oo youre hard

>I don't think anyone who comes on here is a normie.

see

bit of a strange (You)

feel a bit used but I'll take it

@66650856
hope you get HIV

Why do 90% of ads on porn sites have greying old women in them
Kills my dick 2bh

now that I think about it the Scottish bint looks sort of like Sara

He's just saying that to try to trigger NEETS, there's a 98% chance he's full of it.

no I mean more depressed ones

I saw two of you talking to eachother in the last thread and neither of you were me

post a picture then bruce

delivery man just delivered my watch

Do i ask a girl on a date if we just went on one last weekend?

Don't want to come on too strong and her to think I always want to hangout with her

err no mate

just like showing off in front of you subhumans

a few weeks, i live in a town of 12k, had to go out to 100km after the first day

>after several threads of not posting fucking machines, he finally posts them
looks like someone wants to be the prodigal son. bit of jesus seeping into your psyche lad

>2017
>wearing watches

Been seeing some rather noncey ads on xvideos recently, puts me right off.

FUCKING MACHINES

YESSS

WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE ISRAEL NOW

just learned that talking to pretty women increase your testosterone temporarily

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So we're all depressed then? Must be the country itself imo, I need to get out of dublin asap. it's grey and depressing

sometimes i dont have my phone on me, brah

and i got the casio terrorist watch for 10$ on ebay

what you lads going as for haloween

good post

god I want to f*ck her lads

its sfw so dont ban me please

are Ossie

poor 3 incher
cant find solace in real life or Sup Forums

>leaving the house

The robots are not going anywhere
The machines have risen

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nah I'm just a sadcunt because I'm surrounded by people and dont feel like I can properly fit in with any of them

pretty sure I'd feel this way in any country

she's old now, and she has some 5 adopted nonwhite kids

ah yes, the finnish

Keep it local

post fucki-
oh.

you say interestinG or interestin'¿

I'm a different lad, was depressed feeling better now.

first snow of the year is happening, lads

Calais """""children"""""

I lived in canada for a year and it was the first time in my life I felt truly happy.

The people were nice and welcoming, it was so easy to make friends and the weather was comfy as fuck. Then I came home and I'm a lonely neet again

skinhead movements are the bane of nationalism
groups like national front are probably propped up by (((certain))) people

"interesting", I'm not a pleb.

i'd still fuck her

National Action aren't skinheads

>tfw you realise 'getting better' means becoming content with a shitty job that gives you no free time and not getting the cute girls

skinhead/neo nazi
not much difference

Your life would be 100X better if you moved to the US desu

So-called calais children

BREXITERS BTFO

would

the populist right needs to die

He's pretty based for a Canadian tbf.

Doing a cringe at the time I made a reference to a girl masturbating and her making a reference to me watching her masturbate and me not realising that was what she was referencing because of her poor grammar.

quick LADS

2006 Audi A3 1.9 TDI
109k miles
new water pump and timing belt at 80k
no new clutch (worried tbqh)
looks good in pictures
£2650

y/n?

will see it in person on saturday and give it a damn good looking over, paying special attention to the clutch

I'll try and get her down to £2300 if I whinge about the clutch and it seems she wants a quick sell

why did she cover her legs in baby oil?

they arent populist though they're just a couple hundred retards who tar all nationalism with their nazism

Why do some girls like it up the arse?

That's bigoted towards the pygmy community. The cis lord shit should lose his job.

no matter how good a machine can fuck, they can never replace the allure of the banter

y'see, women like being happy. and there is more to happiness that just sexual pleasure. its got alot to do with how secure they feel around you (which greasy hooknosed hollywood types aren't spectacular at)
how much of a future you give can them (every man should have a stable job before starting a family)
and how often you reassure them of these things, through the use of positive reinforcement, like saying "geez sheila that was a fuckin' top notch steak ya done us, ta"

t. jamal welfarious

the state of national socialism

>told girl i voted for Brexit
>no text back
>say I was joking
>nothing

Ah yes the so-called "be yourself"

asked my housemate to +1 me to a party but he hasn't gotten back to me and it's tomorrow night
bet he hasn't even asked

wow
my respectenie