/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 32

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-we miss you GCG, p4k shill, not noko, tsk-a tsk-a tsk and all posters near and far
-Rest in peace to Debbie Wasserman Schultz
-This thread hypes and supports billy talent, descendents, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood! wow what a week!
-May your week be filled with blessings and wonderment.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L0dxByaPWhM
twitter.com/jzcamp/status/753300281115410432
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Thanks senpai

reminder

>Rest in peace to Debbie Wasserman Schultz

well, you finally lost me, you stupid, shilling faggots.

take care and good luck my friend.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

This thread stands with Michael Gira, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Dr. Luke, et alii -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et aliae.

What's everybody listening to?

any fresh Rare Zoes lads?
haven't checked these threads in a little over a week and i'm jonesin' for a new Rare Zoe

>Rest in peace to Debbie Wasserman Schultz
i thought the majority of this thread (and most of the US liberals on Sup Forums in general) would be glad she's gone due to the undermining of their boy Bernie

>her

I was being ironic. She's not really dead after all. I couldn't think of any other newsworthy thing to put in the op

kys you fat faggot

>pic related

btw Sofia Coppola makes very good films AND is qt
youtube.com/watch?v=L0dxByaPWhM

>kys you fat faggot
unbelievably rude and hurtful.

in her pinned tweet on her twitter, she calls herself a "young lad." she's not even hiding it anymore.

twitter.com/jzcamp/status/753300281115410432

You are unbelievably stupid.

Zoe, post selfie on snackchap, I won't screenshot I promise

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Snoop Dogg 5.8 by Kathy Iandoli
Blu / Nottz 7.2 by Sheldon Pearce
Michael Kiwanuka 6.9 by Marcus J. Moore
Notekillers 8.2 by Seth Colter Walls
Sound Signature Presents: These Songs That Should've Been Out on Wax By Now - Part One 7.4 by Andy Beta

Fuck you and fuck her

maybe these threads were a mistake.

your birth was a mistake desu btw

Oh wow, you really hurt noko.