You wake up

>you wake up
>Europe now looks like this

>I wake up
>Europe now looks like this
>swear I'll never do Peyote again

Looks like a dick and britain an butt plug or something.

damn, cheap summer holiday at the beach is finally a reality

Now we know what you think about, monkey boy.

i start swimming

that's kinda great desu

Grab on!

Portugal, you're gonna be our new belgium. Prepare for some silly jokes.

Why do belgians take off their glasse before to use the breathalyzer ?

It's too less glasses

Per Fec Tot

but it's problem
i live in south Poland

I must swim to Hungary or other Habsburgs countries

Two less*

I got you, pal!

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Fuck off with your anime shit you soft cunt

Pretty nice, I always wanted to be french.

You wot? It's just a pic I saved fuckwit, I'm far from weeb.

YOU KILLED LITHUANIA

good

Get a Portuguese gf

The world would be a better place then

senpai could you make that a mega upload for me? thanks in advance

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10/Lithuanian

Rebel

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wew we're still alive

>get rid of spain
>get french instead
im not sure which i hate the most

He didn't.
Rude

All the French will go to Portugal for cheap booze and cigs now, it will make your economy great again

sorry i got confused

Now most of the jew shits that visit Poland daily to buy cheap shit by the border have to swim to Germany lmao

Wtf, Italy is ugly now.

can't wake up cuz im drowned

JARRRRRR

PREEPER YER BUTTOCKS, GERMANICS
VEER KAMIN' FOR YER JERBS AN' YER WIMINZ

WE HAVE A SEAAAA
ITS ALL OURS
WE HAVE OUR OWN SEA

and we have YOU again :3

>cheap booze and cigs
Good luck with that, though. At least the cigs part.

GIVE ME BACK MY ATLANTIC COAST

If we're gonna to with Spainless Europe, we'd rather be an island as well.

Cool, it's a deal !

I endorse this

Embrace the sweet death, because I wouldn't want to live in such a shitty Europe.