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brecon beacons edition

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>irish cunt would rather be a yank
>the state of ireland

who wouldn't rather be a yank uesz

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

*tssk*

Those yanks sure know how to drink I tell ya lads!

Some yank downed 2 of those bad boys

Liverpool

me

heading to the airport
glad I've got the new watch to keep time, setting the alarm for takeoff time :^)

K A R E N

>the Tesco

>bellmunch

literally my gimmick FUCK OFF

there is nothing in Canadian culture that compares to the barratt lifestyle, you have no idea what it's actually like

>The Queen will die in your lifetime

I'd rather not

Why do girls think you actually want to be their non-sexual friends? If you ain't gonna let me clap dem cheeks then kindly FUCK OFF thank you

>superior drinkability
the absolute STATE of the states

>the Tesco

>putting in work on your body

laughing at you runts that dont naturally look like greco-roman statues

GREASY CHIP BUTTY

did you mean to post this on twitter

>clap dem cheeks

aware

why do you care hans?

very sad thought though

Should not have got into politics desu.

I'm just surrounded by autistic bellends desperate to be an MP.

It's fucking dreadful.

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Lads we need to standardize our post for maximum get
tom foolery, i propose adding the fact that the falklands are british to every single post though picture, clever word play, ending posts with "ps the falklands will forever be British" etc.

>you will die in your lifetime

>Watching a presentation at work
>It mentioned Barratt
>Do a big smirk to myself

People value me for wearing a watch. Always helping people out with the time.

bellend smells like limited edition Walkers Bacon Sandwich flavour crisps

>standardize
fuck off yank

>there is nothing in Canadian culture that compares to the barratt lifestyle
>implying

tasteless plebs and wogs buy up ugly pre-built houses with zero yardspace and drive leased BMWs acting like they've made it all the time, its a huge joke.

pleased with this post

>there is nothing in Canadian culture that compares to the barratt lifestyle

are you being facetious? North America INVENTED the idea of every commuter runt having their own house in the suburbs and driving to work

the Barratt newbuild lifestyle was birthed in america you ignorant runt

vintage meme right here

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What's the big deal with the fighting at the new Hammers' stadium lads?

It's not like there's never been a fight before

lads

GOOD one lad

ps the falklands will forever be British

Rubbed my dick all over my gf's anus because of this post

if anything Deano is considered "normal" here

>Have watch
>HURRRR WHY DO YOU NEED ONE WE HAVE PHONES NOW

It's so much easier having a quick look at your wrist, particularly stuck in a meeting if you want to do it subtely, or in the shower etc.

Can't stand non-watch wearers.

You always know somebody is a dumb cunt if:

A) they don't wear a watch
B) they don't read regularly.

actually i just used google to spell it cause im thick as pig shit

It's bellsniff you fucking gloit

started watching some alex jones

the man's fucking hilarious

umm no, you're wrong

that all goes back to Ebenezer Howard, the greatest runt who ever lived. in Britain

>gloit

>Company presentation mentions Rasheed

>Do a big swarthy poo in my pants

>Robucund

Reckon I'll end up asleep before the sixes happen desu

would you be pleased with living the baratt lifestyle?

Only proles dont wear watches

Reminder that

Or whatever occurs at 22.24

u r dum cunt

ah yes let us be slaves to woman who is head of state because of her genetics, hmm yes god save the queen...

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did u know jay from inbetweeners makes gaming videos now
not my cup of tea by any means but this one is quite funny in particular

:^)

Business idea: relocate to Minneapolis and obtain a wholesome Nordic gf

youve just completely missed the point of the gimmick lad

JFs can never truly "get it" desu

bellsniff is different to bellmunch and bellchomp you fucking tit

Absolute spastic. Get out of my sight.

do you like fudge?

because of our history of hooliganism, the government basically eradicated it and don't want that nonsense coming back

Gf is pregnant. She wants to keep it. What's the best way to dose her with abortion kills and make it look like a natural miscarriage?

what a blessing lad

get on board

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It was never implemented on a vast scale, the early garden cities in the UK are not the suburban newbuild lifestyle that characterizes the gimmick.

The first true newbuild lifestyle living centre was levittown in long island.

her rallies are always pathetic

wtf!? trump's gonna win!

I'm gonzo for trumpp!!!

Jump her outside Tesco

Thought of having a kid literally gives me anxiety

>Not being able to just up sticks and restart your life whenever you feel the need without any baggage

Not a real word you fucking bellend

one drop kick to the stomach

Soon desu, for /brit/

>Minneapolis
good luck, you're better off in central or northern minnesota

>2 (TWO) '''''''''gaming'''''''' chairs

nah ur alright m8

One of the perks about being a mechanical engineer is being able to understand many types of machinery and modify them.

I used this to good effect when I was asked to fix the pub pool table. I created a hidden alcove underneath the table in which I could hide. I modified the pockets so that I could fit my bollocks into them while I was in this secret chamber.

Came like buckets last weekend, let me tell you, and I intend to repeat the experience this weekend.

My name is O'lafferty, I'm irish, and I have a ballbusting fetish.

ah "yes" as they say

the so-called politician

yeah you've totally missed the point

bet none of you have even been to billericay

baka

Did anyone go to Lisicki's Brecon Beacons meetup?

I have a kid and I've never seen it in person
its not that hard

How long until
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Will I miss it if I go to sleep now?

Mechanical watches are nice, just as a feat of engineering or a piece of decoration. They'll be around longer than Apple watches for sure.

It's not like it only happens in London though

It seems like the fuss is over the stadium and not the fans

Proles need to time their day out, and plan for every minute m8.

Patricians do what they want, when they want. Why would they need a watch?

i disagree

howard's so-called garden cities are the prototype for all of suburbia

it was "perfected" in the us though

Best PM we've ever had

why don't you fuck off to your own thread

Honestly need a black gf lads

Just want to sit around a table passing black people food around and impress her male family with my knowledge of 90's rap music and we can mock each other for our racial differences

lisicki had nothing to do with it, yes we went, yes it was awful, yes we agreed never to mention it

Same desu, used to shag without a condom but now I'm worried some girl wont take the pill and pretend it didn't work because she wants to force to to stay with her by having a kid

I'm not ready

Reminds me of a time when Jamie and I were younger, I was in the same class as him in school. He always used to eat pencil sharpennings and always had shaven forearms. Wore a golf glove to school for a whole year too! His mum used to feed him raw chicken with vinegar for lunch but somehow he never got ill. Odd family but really nice bloke.

fuck off child

fuck off paki enabling cuck

I decided not to go through with it due to the chance of all the brummie twats turning up

8-12 minutes from now imo

we need a new face with the same policies, someone like Andy Burnham.

well yes lol

saw her in real life and she's even more perfect

Could probably get a middle class black gf if you're not a complete spastic

Rule Britannia

ah yes joloff, rice and KA fruit punch for breakfast lunch and dinner
mm very nice