I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE

I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
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our miss president is cucked

I feel sorry for the gooks, for every banter war from now on between the japs, they can always pull the "Well at least I'm not controlled by a psychic cucking council" card.

>worst koreans

Man why can't we have happenings as radical as this

Wikileaks has been dumping gigabytes of private/classified Clinton emails and none of it's been really interesting, it's all run-of-the-mill shady stuff

Why do you cunts name people after places where mothers bring their kids and people let their dogs walk around to shit?

D-does this mean my dreams of becoming a magical girl despite being born a boy aren't completely unfounded and have a basis in reality?
Pls say yes.

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1950 was a mistake.

PS there is no fucking WAY that this is real.

tl;dr
what's the deal here?

To be fair, "Park" is supposed to be rendered "Pak," but the Eternal Anglo ruined everything for everybody with their retarded Romanization.

>This is actually real

I dunno about the whole 8 Goddesses theory but the fact that the SK President has been giving super classified documents to a psychic who claimed to be channeling the president's mother is true.

If I were Korean diaspora in America I would become a park ranger, Ranger Park.

South Korea is an orwellian shithole and now we know why

tJesus Christ, Korea, what the fuck? Like seriously, what the fuck? How does something like this even happen?

>the president's under the spell of a fucking necromancer

That's brutal as fuck Korea

Ok but what's the problem?
What will happen?

>tfw the US knew about this and most likely used it as leverage multiple times

Even one step higher, based as fuck.

>Germany not understanding the problem with surreptitious control of the government

what a surprise

Yeah and the same is about to happen to your own country, good fucking job. Really 'based'.

So North Korea actually was Best Korea the whole time?

Can anyone link me the thread this was posted from?

I mean, how will it affect the country? Can't they just get a leader who is not controlled?

>implying Hillary isn't the archnecromancer atop it all

The fuck you talkin' about blondie?

How is that in any way an improvement for you and your citizen kin?

This

Wh-what? What are you talking about? That we're about to be ruled by a tiny handful of female-zipperheads?

Koreans are evil by nature, no surprising.

The archives aren't giving me this.

I knew that desuarchive was in the hands reptilians, but I finally got the solid proof.

Well, yes, something like that. Just look at the media and 'social movements' and tell me it isn't part of some grand, back-door scheme.

It isn't part of some grand, back-door scheme.

The japs are going to have a fucking field day shitposting about this.

We memed it into reality

It's bullshit but I believe it

...

And I thought my country was fucked

No it's just stupid people. Stupid people are everywhere. But mostly it's niggers, and they've always kindof sucked.

Well it is
And if the korean's right, all that shit will start happening in the usa in literally in months

At least it won't be a surprise when it happens here.

armageddon is coming and it's going come quietly

When it does, I'll be here to call a Canadian a cuck leaf faggot as my last action.

based
don't forget the leafblower for maximum bantz

t. Alberto Barbarossa

t. Warwick Davis

Sounds like bullshit

>Warwick Davis

Or Kevin Hart, given your preferred color of skin.

The Park internet defense force is here

Lol no wonder we were able to get them to piss off China for no good reason

>Putting women in charge

Serves you right

What's this "8 goddess" business? Only thing I found was a connection between President park and a woman called Choi Soon-sil.

Who is your Prime Minister again?

They already knew that Japan is controlled by crypto-Koreans though.

Lmao, these fucking gook vassals.
Brb fucking more Korean sluts and making their bowl cut fag men jealous.

>tfw all the major western powers are gonna be controlled by women

Wasn't elected, happened to land in the position after others stepped aside. Unlike a certain she-devil who wont be named.

>yfw current political leaders are most likely sith lords

I'm not saying I don't believe this, but there seems to be a lack of evidence

Why the fuck isn't this news here in the Us at all?

We can have a dozens of news stories on china and Russia every day but this shit that is so important to our "Allie" SK isn't even covered st all!? Wtf

Just Sup Forums leaking again

If you didn't realize this before, the US mainstream media is the attack dog of the US government. They never criticize allies. Only "enemies".

For the same reason there's a million articles about Trump saying mean things yet next to none on Hillarys corruption

tell me ,
will this affect korea mmo

korea will keep making sexy mmos right?

if so i dont care

Can't make sexy MMOs when your government collapses and you get invaded by commies.

nah, this is beyond Sup Forums

No

Korean here.
This shit doesn't surprise me because I realized that Koreans are fucked up to the central core.

> been saying Koreans are crazy sub-humans and people think it's all ironic banter

Koreans like black Americans as long as they can sing I'm sure.

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Why is every single one of your president's corrupt?
Japan is barely any better.

Sometimes I feel like the Chinese learned from y'all and vice versa

What the fuck?
Like
What
The
Fuck
?

>tfw it's now time to get a korean gf

Oh yes, I'll take the word of a "korean" on a Matiz cloak weaving forum

>koreatimes.co.kr
kys weeb

STRAYA AND KIWI IN THE MOOOORNING!

We got very little news of the megalia shit-show too.

I'm still wondering how a radical feminist group formed on a bird flu forum.

It's time. Forwards, legions of Juche. Kim Il-sung daewonsu man-manse.

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Shit, ;ads, I've found something intresting

no wonder their manga is full of ntr

"If fascism returns, it will be under the guise of anti-fascism."
-Winston Churchill

SJWs are the new authoritarians

I think the same

Can someone care to explain?

Was she controlled by something?

"""coincidences"""

What a fucking shithole

>north korea was non ironically best korea all along

>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but conspiratards are s-s-stupid!

I swear to god, all the aliens bullshit are just made up conspiracies made to discredit legit ones.

where does it say anything about a spell? what are you even talking about?

Making fun of Korea has now gotten too easy.

I hope all folks you living in the peninsula are ready.

Whatever makes you sleep better

aigoo, nooo!! no takahashi, no no no!!!

WILL THIS AFFECT KPOP IN ANY WAY? I NEED TO KNOW

Looks like North Korea should just end these southerngooks once and for all

I don't get how you get goddesses and psychics from a corruption scandal?

The corrupt group running the show is a secret society that calls themselves the eight goddesses.

The President of SK supposedly told top secret information to a psychic claiming to channel her mother.

Nothing about it is actually paranormal.

i support megalian

I don't understand. What would someone hope to gain from South Korea? I'm honestly curious. Why of all places South Korea

>Literally N. Korea is Best Korea

isn't the leader of this cult male or is he a goddess too? I'm pretty sure I read about some shaman guy raising the president after her parents were shot

>our next president might also be a woman
FUG

>not encrypting your personal computer hard drives and tablets sd cards while being a secret society memder ruling a whole nation

Yeah, nice b8. This is just a shill to draw off your attention from something that really matters, like that Worst Korea will now be ruled by Samsung or maybe US elections.

>an orwellian shithole next to a brave new world
like it wasn't obvious from the beginning