What are your 5 favorite countries? (preferably explain why)
1. Poland
Rich and long history. Not cucked, Sarmatian and central European.
2. Iceland
Super comfy and nice posters.
3. Japan
Anime, cute girls, high tech society.
4. Ireland
Muh heritage.
5. Russia
They help Trump to win. Putin is cute. Probably the last bastion of white Europeans.
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I want to put her toes in my mouth.
I want to put her tits in my mouth.
I don't have any favorite
it's all a fucking meme to me
user were living inside a simulation
it's all a meme
her jaw is very masculine but her tits are very feminine
really makes you think
1. UK
Muh waifu is from there, cool flag, cool accents, colonized my cunt and gave us our language and common law
2. Canada
Pretty much my cunts little brother. Americans can relate to Canadians the most
3. France
god tier women, gave us the best woman Statue of Liberty and wouldn't be a cunt without them
4. Norway
Friends growing up from Norway plus it's god tier quality of life
5. Australia
Top tier shitposting and koalas are ok
Wombats are ok
>2. Iceland
>Super comfy and nice posters.
that's just the one weeb autist
dessi knivur ao a vera tungur
what is the head next to the Britbong head supposed to be?
I want to live in a peaceful country with good purchasing power and with people who appreciate the privacy and personal space. So it's definitely not Russia
You should try Poland. They have decent purchasing power, they respect personal space PLUS they are central European
dundundundundundun
probably irish
referencing the celtic slaves that were abundant here based on the red hair and what i assume is a 4 leaf clover
1. USA
Culturally the most dominant country in the world.
2. USA
The most powerful military.
3. USA
The most powerful economy.
4. USA
World police. Basically the superhero of world.
5. USA
The scientific powerhouse of the world.
Why would anyone like Russia
1. US of A
Hot rod and cool motor culture
Freedom and racism(tsundere)
So many unique people
Good entertainment contents
2. Germany
Ex Axis bros and same high tech country
Maister culture
Qt web grills
3. Taiwan
At Taiwanese grills and Our closest good neighbor
Good foods and good people
4. Australia
Good tasty whales
5. Thai
Good smiley people and good foods
Good beaches
Is this Poles are martians a new meme?
>meme
It's the truth
5 eyes 2bh
this map is ridiculous
anyone who thinks Icelandic purchasing power is lower than Italian and Spanish and about the same as Czech and Slovenian is out of his mind, Iceland should be close to Denmark and Sweden and slightly above the UK and France
also Norway should we way higher, above Denmark and Sweden and below only Switzerland and the microstates
i don't know what polack made it but he's delusional
Icelandic net wage is about the same as in Italy
where are you getting these meme maps?
en.wikipedia.org
also wages in Iceland are historically slightly lower than ppp would suggest because of our very low unemployment (currently the lowest in Europe and has often been that way)
This
>Good tasty whales
Iceland is still poorer than north italy
only south Tyrol is slightly richer according to OECD data
all the rest, including Lombardy is poorer per capita
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>Portugal
in no particular order
>czech republic
imho the absolute best country for cinema, gr8 literature, beautiful architecture and landscapes, the language is fun
>iceland
beautiful country, feel closer to them than perhaps any other cunt based on the celto-scandi heritage and the island mentality we share
>north america
i know i'm cheating here but i can't pick between usa or canada, i love native culture and i love north american nature, usa also has the wild west which is one of the most interesting periods to me, and canada has all that snow (plus inventing the goat sport)
>finland
favourite holiday i ever had was in lapland, need to go back desu
>japan
it was either nippon or worst korea and i think the nips just win it; home to some of my favourite authors and directors, responsible for puro and shooto, and prime qts
i dont really hate any countries tho
apart from islamic states
it's mainly because south Tyrol is an autonomous region with special statute i.e. They take a lot of money from the central government compared to other Italian regions
Poland is eastern European, poor and slavic
nty
I thought it was superior German heritage
>inb4 we wuz wends
Why is Estonia so much better than rest of the balts?
1. Poland
Rich history, Catholic, refuse to be cucked by the EU, hate Moslems.
2. Uruguay
A bastion of civilization in South America, European feel/origin and ranch country.
3. Thailand
A strange mix of East and West. Rich history, amazing culinary tradition, inexpensive, ladyboys that are hotter than average NA women.
4. Costa Rica
Tropical with some of the best natural landscapes on the planet. Peaceful/relatively civilized ( which is rare for the region ).
5. Taiwan
Rich history, great food, true China/Chinese culture and traditions.
Well, They think so also
>tfw Canada likes you.
Proximity to Finland
because of this guy
literally who
former estonian president and ethnographic filmmaker lennart meri
wew, what a cuck!
1. Japan
2. Fuck other countries to be honest
Russia: scary but beautiful
Ukraine: melancholic impression but beautiful
Sweden: progressive gay master and beautiful
Brazil: erotically tanned Samba girls' butt that I want to lick
Thailand: beautiful and kind-hearted women with dick
They made some right decisions in the past.
Why scary?
In no particular order:
>1.) Canada
>2.) Australia
>3.) New Zealand
>4.) UK
>5.) USA
All for the same obvious reason
You're a cuck and enjoy like minded people?
Bonsoir, ça va ?
I don't speak your meme language Tyrese
I'm not him.
We sometimes call your country "oso-Russia".
osoroshi (means scary)+Russia
beautiful poem Ichigo.
Who is this boner condoner?
My mom. Stay away from her
Australia
Historically similar to America, close allies, they've got similar behavior and demeanor to our Floridians who I love. Great great movies.
Japan
Closest friends are Japanese, wonderful history, the fact they could go from barbarians with swords to having a Navy that could challenge the US and an infantry that wiped out China is amazing. Best movies '50s-'90s and fantastic cartoons.
Vietnam
Badass history, fucked up France, Britain and us. Really nice people, have a %70-80 approval rating of the US. Saigon Rock & Soul is one of my favorite CDs.
Ireland
MUH HERITAGE mostly. Also beautiful scenery and nice people, history during the 20th century was great. Wonderful music, did more good for America than the fucking anglos.
Russia
Honestly I dunno if this is my 5th favorite, I only have 4 for certain. Russian people are fucking great but I hate the government and their country. History is absolutely fantastic, firearms fun, movies kick ass, women are attractive as well as their traps, awesome language, best memes and online videos taken from dash cams. Some of the nicest funnest posters on Sup Forums
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Finland, drunken social retards with good history, their Whites beat the Reds unlike Russia, second to Japanese when it comes to the amount of foreign friends.
Ukraine, nice posters, always bullied, feel sorry for them, like Russia but make video games for Westerners like STALKER and Metro
Mongolia, Asian Russians. Pretty ladies who fire arrows with their feet. Fucked with China.
Czech republic, fun posters, 2nd amendment, slavs, read a greentext story on /k/ about Czechbro the trap.
Hungary, that trucker trying to run over muslims in a video, the posters seem cool.
1.Russia - Aryan master race picrelated
2. Chile. Well educated brave people who don't give the fuck to oppressors even after all horrors of US backed fascist regime.
3. Colombia. Same things - FARK - these people don't suck dicks of oppressors (just imagine what can do gayeuropeans or fat Muricans in same situation), nice girls also.
4. Mexica. Same thing. Murica transform whole country into hell, but Mexicans even after century of opression don't stop to fight for freedom (Zapatista movement etc.)
5.Cuba. Old friends and successful revolutionaries. They just make incredible things - not only cick arses of Murica and their criminal scum from island, but even fight for freedom in another countries (Angola, Latin America). Nice beautiful people they are also.
tbqh mediana is much more accurate than average
>Posting your own country
Doing it wrong.
Pic related is you
>referencing the celtic slaves
reminder that you're descended from those slaves and not vikings
But it right. Nobody can compete to godlike Russians.
1. Russia
Based as fuck
2. Brazil
Big Colombia
3. Estonia
Literally heaven
4. Spain
Daddy
5. US & UK
Murica is murica, and i don't know but i really like the UK
1. Switzerland
godtier country
2. Norway, Sweden, Denmark
true scandinavian countries, not nato's puppets
3.Netherlands
seems like the most civilized people from whole eu
4.Italy
history and the most beautifull language
5.Brazil
best girls
>2. Norway, Sweden, Denmark true scandinavian countries, not nato's puppets
ha
>Poland
>Sarmatian
Stop with this shit meme.There is NO known genetic&anthropologic relationship they have with sarmatians.
1. USA
besides the memes we do live in an american world
2. China
mainly history, been reading a few books on the politics of emperors/dowagers and it's pretty interesting
3. England
same as china
4. Netherlands
I want a dutch husband to give me 10ft tall children
5. I don't know, I guess France is/was interesting
Only Russians are Sarmatian ancestors. Actually this is not surprise because they inhabit same land. How people people who lived in many thousands kilometers from Sarmathian/Aryan homeland to their heritage - i don't known.
>Sarmatian ancestors.
Sarmatian descendants fix
>How people who lived in many thousands kilometers from Sarmathian/Aryan homeland pretend to their heritage - i don't known.
fix
Ancient Egyptians were Russians.
No that's simply not true.This is 20th century propaganda in Russia.
Check any genetic maps or look at your people.
The only slavs who have assimilated some sarmatians are some ukraineans and some south slavs.
>1. Iran
>2. Argentina
>3. China
>4. Australia
>5. Mexico
This may sound super autistic, but I find the shape of their borders and the distribution of their climate zones aesthetically pleasing.
Same Aryan race.
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Meanwhile modern Europeans are descendants of Caucasian churkas who flee from Aryan invasion into European swamps - they are so different really.
You dumb fucking mongrel mix.
1.You look nothing like sarmatians/scythians.Sure a minority of russian resemble them, but so do in all east european countries.
2.Before proto-indo-europeans, in Europe existed proto-europeans.
MЫ
Die forever, dirty weeaboo
>dumb Europeans are dumb
Most close nomads to Europeans ar Huns, but dumb Europeans depict them as Mongols. Meanwhile IRL they are mix between Aryans and Caucasians.
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Meanwhile IRL true ancestors of Europeans are Mongoloid Avars also (Bavarians) but dumb Europeans depict them as European knights.
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In other words - just shut up - Europeans just can't into History - they have only Eurocentric myths with propaganda fappings.
you're the same guy from eye thread that asked me about lapland right ?
>Taiwan
>rich history
Taiwanese canadian
Probably genetics.
Also they really got smart with economics and learned a lesson from communism. Estonia is a 2h ferry-ride from Greater Helsinki, which in total has as much population as whole of Estonia (1,4 millions). That means a lot of wealthy tourists pouring in money since the fall of USSR. The right-wing economic policies have attracted lots of business people too. That's what happends when the most socialist and right-wing economies in Europe are only 2h ferry apart from each other.
Idiot stop posting.You are just a clueless cretin who has no ideea of genetics&anthropology and most importantly history.
1.Huns were central asiatic, looked mongolic, like avars.
2.Look on any genetic tests , but asolutely ANY to debunk your proofless claims.
Stop posting, you are embarrasing yourself.
Australia + England + US + Canada + NZ (yes it's bit anglo-cucky)
Banter, tongue-in-cheek humour staves off depression and heals the soul
Roma butthurt detected ololo
1. Netherlands
Really nice people and culture and funny language
2. Poland
Rich history and hardworking and sly people and GOAT women
3. Finland
Funny memes
4. Russia
Hardworking people and GOAT women
5. USA
Guns and burgers
>USA
>culture
Can german understand netherlands language?
>martians
Omf kek...
I can understand most of it. Knowing English along with German helps you understand even more. But reading is difficult unless you know the pronunciation of their funny letter combinations.
1.Poland
beautiful people and cities,rich history,Copernicus,Chopin,comfy,incredibly safe,drinking culture,funny bydlos,polandball comics.
2.Finland
comfy
3.USA
4.South Korea
5.Italy
>Slavs
>white
Wtf, op?
Fingols are so jealous
...
The guy on the left looks Finnic and not Russian. Living in Russia doesn't make one a Slav
UK (music/writers), France (artists, writers), Italy (artists, history), Austria/Bavaria (artists, writers) and Canada because i'll retire there
>Datsik
Belorussian surname - probably descendant of Lithuanian tartars.
>Russia
>Europeans
Wew. Also stop that meme of le savior of white people, it's absolutely retarded and contradicts all the facts.
Also Poland is white only because of their poverty, people just don't move there if they can choose a better option.
As to favorite countries:
1) Italy - cool culture and language, qt girls and so.
2) USA - world superpower with dominant world culture, literally the Rome of our age.
3) Tunisia - great tourism, qt Maghrebi girls, the most secular of all Arabs (and secular Arabs are great people).
4) Cuba - el comandante Che Guevara y Fidel Castro, hot girls, laid back people.
5) Britain - really cool country with interesting culture and funny people.
Dont come here. White weaboo go home.I`m not kidding
>Poland is white only because of their poverty
Not true.
We just take different immigrants. Eve nyour shill portal RT says so:
rt.com
Btw. Russians are no. 3 immigrants when it comes to numbers :^)
israel (jews)
hungary (language and turanic memes)
finland (cold, scenery and language)
mongolia (turanic memes and nature, emptiness)
switzerland (freedom and nature)
This, america knows what's up. #MakeAmericaTitsAgain
>Finland
Greatest ally, great people, best memes.
>Germany
Probably the best country in the world. Germans are GOAT.
>USA
#1 in entertainment, both the intentional and unintentional kinds. Also lots of awesome nature I wanna experience someday
>France
Met so many polite and awesome frogs. Seems like a great country, I want to visit.
>Australia
#1 in shitposting, great nature, muh HDI, what's not to love?
After the collapse of ussr finnish money started pouring into estonia. Also Finland gave them lots of support in variety of things and a model that the estonians wanted to follow. Last but not least the estonians hated the soviet system so they wanted to change into something better asap so most of the credit goes to the estonians.