>Satan 2 is the largest, most sophisticated nuclear missile ever built
>Holds 16 nuclear warheads designed to scatter an area
>Stealth technology means its undetected and will bypass any US missile shield
What are you russians planning? Also, is this how the world ends, folks? Thanks to the butthurt belt begging for NATO/US to install a missile shield we get this.
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thanks to anglo greed you mean
That looks like a Swedish sex toy.
>Satan 2
I wonder what they have in store for Satan 3, 16 Satan 2s inside one massive bomb?
>inb4 accusations of Russian lack of ingenuity
Daily reminder that Sacharov and co independently developed the fission-fusion bomb, without using Teller-Ulam's design
Don't forget about Saharov's nuclear tsunami plan.
Yeah, what a great past for a human rights activist
i don't like the white parts
how do u shoot that thing? just press the big ass green button and it starts going?
The guidance system is programmed to automatically target Helsinki btw.
>guidance system
nah man they use a live onboard pilot just gotta hope hes drunk af that day and hits st petersburg instead
And hope the prevailing winds blow east so the fallout...uh, yeah.
Well, I've read that Germans are deploying theit Leopard 2 and about 600 troops in Lithuania, so this rocket seems to be an answer.
so not much of a loss if launched?
I would miss the Gondola memes...
So do that mean if its hit in air, you basically lose 16 missiles?
Or is it meant to be failsafe, so if it gets shot down ,it still launches everything it can?
We aяe plдnning тo destrфy yфu fucking capitalistik pigs. We shall kill you and rape your guts
Use of MIRVs and stealth tech aren't anything new. It's just Russia dick-waving, as usual.
Gondola is Italian, Spurdo is Finnish.
BIG
BONED
AMERICANS
It isn't 16 missiles, it's like a nuclear cluster bomb, except the warheads all have fins so they can be steered mid-flight.
I'll devour your heart, rich capitalistic faggot
If it hits Helsinki it will destroy St. Petersburg as well
Damn, Russia must be pretty fucking poor if it considers brits to be rich
So is the point that the smaller heads is too low yield to actually do anything by themselves?
Or are we finally reaching the era where Nukes can be used as regular low yield bombs?
rude
200-300$ is an average wage in Russia. So russians consider all westerners to be rich as fuck.
Fkn try it, Ivan.
Somehow there's always ingenuity when it comes to creating weapons.
Each warhead on it's own is still lot more powerful than most regular bombs. The idea is more to do with efficiency I think, why have 16 separate missiles when you can have one with 16 warheads that does basically the same thing?
That doesn't seem so bad, without a diploma you get like 200$ a week here too.
>week
Lmao, he meant in a month
Isn't minimal wage in Sweden about 2k€ or something like that?
So its just a meme.
It seem more like a novel idea to recycle old MIRV nukes without rebuilding them.
I get the idea seem solid, why make 15 new rockets when you could make a new missile launch platform and recycle 15 of 2000 spare Soviet Nukes.
I just don't get the idea beyond that.
Either its some next level something, or its Russian propaganda to make recycling seem better.
>What are you russians planning?
Probably trying to scare off NATO from our borders.
At this point we can't invade anyone, but in 20-30 years who knows.
Our minimal wage is actually 0kr. That was my life for a few years.
Dude my rent is like 350$ a month for a single room in the third worst neighborhood in sweden. I'm lucky to have it
It's not a meme, pretty much all nuclear weapon systems use MIRVs now. It also reduces maintenance costs, which is obviously a good thing.
>>Satan 2 is the largest, most sophisticated nuclear missile ever built
no
>>Holds 16 nuclear warheads designed to scatter an area
satan 1 can holds up to 20
>>Stealth technology means its undetected and will bypass any US missile shield
hurr durr muh stealth
>What are you russians planning? Also, is this how the world ends, folks? Thanks to the butthurt belt begging for NATO/US to install a missile shield we get this.
Fuck off leaf, why you gib a singl shit about ours plans? Keep be prob of being cuck k?
Your only chance to stop it, is the first few minutes after it leaves the silos. Once it reaches the orbit and launches the 15 MIRVs, it's game over. The MIRVs are so fast that not even lasers could stop it.
>At this point we can't invade anyone, but in 20-30 years who knows
Not as long as you rely on oil and gas for 80% of your GDP.
This is a neat post.
You are welcome to be my roommate anytime.
>not even lasers could stop it
I pay 500$ for shitty apartment in a commieblock like pic related
Exactement...les chiens Anglos n'en ont jamais assez...ces sales putes aiment mieux une guerre nucléaire et plus d'argent que un peu moins d'argent et la paix...
I will welcome Satan 1. Just push the fucking button, Vladimir. Do it faggit.
They fear the teutons of old :^))))
I call bullshit
Yeah. Several 100 megaton underwater blasts aaaaaand..surfing!
You probably mean our export, because
GDP =/= Exports
It can't stop a drone flying at 400km/h from a mile away, much less a small object flying at mach 30 speeds. Plus the shroud of the Russian ICBMs are so thick that it would require a laser at least 20 times stronger than the ones tested by the US Navy to cut through it's skin.
Maybe in 80 years there will be a laser effective enough to do that, but this generation won't see one that is able to do that.
+25 Putincoins for this post.
Johnny...
The world should just be nuked for the greater good
>Maybe in 80 years there will be a laser effective enough to do that
For ship/vehicle based lasers maybe. Ground based lasers can be a lot more powerful. This vid is from 3 years ago:
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Mais c'est vrai Jean, ces salopes veulent mettre le monde dans une situation horrible avec la WW3...ça va être nasty...
Il n'y aura pas de 3GM.
>tfw I'm a physics fag and focusing in optics
Lasers are really fucking complicated desu. Did you know that the tip of the laser is actually convex? I never really thought ab out it until recently. There's quite a bit of bullshit surface integral shit you have to do to calculate that niggetry. A nigton of vector calculus. But that's to be expected.
Qu'est ce que tu appelles ce qui arrive en France?
>What are you russians planning?
do you seriously believe there are people here who know anything about russian government's plans?
Russians can exterminate Muricans yet in 80s, but before war they try solved problem by peaceful way. Result - these Murican idiots ruin everything and transform entire world into shit. Well, we try to save Murican lives at last, but its time to say bye to Murica.
Qu'est-ce qui arrive en France, je veux dire, est-ce que t'es allé sur place pour vérifier ?
1,5 km away
>wow
>such distance
>scarry
THIS
NO MORE GAMES
>Qu'est-ce qui arrive en France, je veux dire, est-ce que t'es allé sur place pour vérifier ?
Vraiment Jean...à part que des villes aux complets sont des califats musulmans et que le pays etes diriger par des sionistes avec le bien etre d'Israël en tete avant celui de la France...
Shit shoop, desu
>A nigton of vector calculus
Well Maxwell's equations are vector differential equation tbf.
Do you know if these things use continuous wave or pulsed operation? A guy I know was doing some tests with a femtosecond laser system and apparently pulsed lasers are also very good at cutting through things.
Underrated post.
>NATO gets closer and closer to the Russian border
>sends more and more troops
>builds more base
>installs anti-missle shield aimed at Russia
>Russia develops new missles
HURR DURR RUSSIA IS AGGRESSIVE
I bet it's still better than anything Фoнд пepcпeктивных иccлeдoвaний has come up with :^)
>empty casing flying out
>muzzle flash
>the safety is on
>finger is not even on the fucking trigger
It's pollution
>all these gulagbots ITT spamming thinly veiled "russia stronk!!" -posts
My guess is it's a QCL (quantum cascade laser) that's pulsed to create some pretty fuggin crazy resonance. Protip, a QCL is basically a few lasers, all pointed at one point (think of a ring of lasers pointing towards the tip like a cone) and then they all reflect in the same direction. Effectively compounding it's power.
>"russia stronk!!" -posts
I just share insider info. You can not believe to - me, but this is not my problem.
Tell me there is a follow up to this picture.
Are you a cute trap?
>goodbye ex fiancee
Why so much sabre rattling and interference in our elections, Vlad?
Are you afraid Hillary is going to enforce no fly zones and blow your shit out of the sky? Is your public humiliation by a small woman that terrible?
Nice, semiconductor-based lasers seem to be the way forward atm.
Is that your neighborhood?
Хaхa тyпыe aмepикaшки. Этo нe мoи пpoблeмы, Baм пиздeц.
Oчeнь типичнo pyccкий пocт.
Speak American, faggot
>enforce no fly zones
Oh and nice trips btw
how about these quads?
Flew a little close to the sun there, Icarus
I was issued a warning for making this thread
I got a warning for bringing up gay porn.
"politics" fuck me.
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Jaja tupuie amerikashki. Ese no es mi problema. Vam pizdiets
I embrace war and hope to see another world war in my life time. Please make it happen Russia and America :3
Its just a MIRV.
Ooooh... nice.
It's the most advanced ICBM in history. It launches MIRVs, dumbass.
>NATO troops move closer to Russia
>Russia begins an unusually high number of drills, and fleet movements
>NATO takes this as a sign of Russian aggression, more troops movement, fleets on constant alert state
>Russia takes it as NATO aggression, unveils new ICBM
If this goes anything like 1914, war is coming
Oh boy, they really can't learn from the past...you can't invade or defeat based Russians.
How much do you get paid for sucking Russian dick online?
It's not the 40s anymore. Russia can be defeated
well it's not like we're poor, maybe compared to your oilnigger neighbours
>it's not 1812 anymore, russia can be defeated
PLEASE LAUNCH THAT SHIT TO ISTANBUL AT LEAST I WOULD DIE TO SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
>Russia can be defeated
At the cost of ending human life.
That's a cost I'm willing to pay