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/france/ edition

/thailad is gay/ subedition

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hiro lives in france

need to go paris before the shut the borders desu

Pooing right now

sorry lads was doing a bf1 game and took a while to track down

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dafug

Killer of Sup Forums lives in France...interesting.

Rate her, guys

average

4

Asked the Chinese gf if she learnt Yank English at school and she got really offended haha

Her fault for using 'mom'

>unlock phone for first time this morning whilst in the bus
>it's still on /gif/

haha yeah that could have gone worse

Just remembered a story from year 7 lads, makes me howl every time

>One of the first history lessons of year 7
>Learning about MLK
>We read a short paragraph about him then the teacher asks us questions
>Teacher asks 'What dream did MLK have?'
>Lad sitting next to me shouts 'a wet one'

where'd you meet her originally?

Haha similar thing happened to me but with Israel's fucking machines

have an appointment with the oul autism counsellor today

spastic is spanish and has an awful spanish accent

reckon they're just humouring me and i have minimal autism
stupid ma agreed to bring her friend with cancer up to the hospital (((dublin))) so I have to be up in about 4 hours and ive drank a bottle of shite scotch whisky

how dear you

kevin

alri kev

Morning gents

>moot keeps the site running for years
>gookmoot has it a year and hes already filling it with malware ads and saying its going to go offline because its not profitable

asians are worse than jews desu

He's just squeezing it for shekels, plenty of people want to buy it, so it has no reason to go down.

he's full of shit

I've read your post

he will hold it for ransom before he sells it.

>buys an anime website linked to cyber and actual terrorism, paedophilia, mass shootings everything awful
>complains because he cant make a profit out of it

howling

what a spastic runt

if I ever see him outside do not worry I will deck him

Whenever I'm memeing it takes me approx 5.47 seconds to find and insert four frog emojis and one crying face. Thanks to apple I now be able to insert at least two coffee mugs and maybe even a flexing arm (depending on their scroll functionality) in the same amount of time.
Innovation for thinking differently :^)))

perhaps
He's probably made more out of it this year than moot ever did any previous year.

*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*

alright lads i'm here

when i win the lotto ill buy it

is this for real

pls have sex with me big strong virile frenchman

u have a once in a lifetime chance to gtfo of the thread faget

yep
bbc.com/news/technology-37787487

Most normie birth months:

>July
>June
>March
>April
>May

he's not selling
this is his private harem to abuse as he wishes

at least it's for different software and such
thought it was only for emojis. how crazy would that be haha

>Facebook Pro
now only $3999 for the ultra deluxe zero ports edition! comes with an outdated i5 and 200gb hard drive.

fuck off poor swines

literally the best OS for a laptop

stick to your DOS Shell, twats

We both live in the same town, she's here for uni and we just got talking somehow.

>somehow

explain

it's lil kodak the finesse kid

I actually like MacOS and Apple for what it used to be

just a laugh how much of a mess they are now hardware wise, their software is still good because no matter how retarded the designers/artists are the UI is just an abstraction of the actual program.

It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time. Not having F keys when you need them would piss me off though.
no

Can't believe their newest desktop came out 3 years ago with 5 year old hardware yet they still charge double a high spec PC build.

state of you

i didnt know you were gay. ever fucked a ladyboy?

>It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time
except its a completely separate device not running OSX but WatchOS

I have a macbook pro myself but apple has really turned to shite in the last few years

yeah, I'll do without then.

>It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time.

you can.

Through mutual friends really, I saw her briefly and looked her up then we started chatting, met up about 3 days later and it went really well

...

Got to agree with this

biggest apple runt out there, I've had an iPhone ever since the 3G came out and I've used Macbooks ever since the white unibody ones were around, but since the 5s iPhones have been absolutely terrible. Binning my 6s and going to Android desu, will probably go for a Windows laptop once my current macbook dies

>tfw Apple desktops were good

ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL

godspeed pierre

Lads what a good ad blocker for iPhone?

These giant ads at the top and the bottom of the page are really beginning to piss me off

walruse

they've really let themselves go
its a repeat of what happened in the 80s/90s all over again

Stop making fun of my fellow countryman, starving man.

Don't know why they don't just churn a basically same but different out every year like iphones.

don't bully me

I like the idea of hardware and software in harmony, and small tweaks over time to a small line of products in order to achieve that perfection.
used to be what apple was about now they are becoming bloated again.

iwatch, that mouse. and the new ipad were just signs of the end.

Only thing keeping them good / relevant was steve jobs desu

Their phones and iPads are cash cows, only possible good things about them are how easy they are to use and the fact they maintain a wonderful resale value

*headbutts you*

i wasn't you big gay

shhhhh dont wake the NEETs

Why aren't you Chad yet, /brit/?

youtube.com/watch?v=KWafOHdM54M

WTF is wrong with Ireland?

Britain?

oi these are real and shit ay

I don't know why you would think a tall attractive man would be met with any other kind of reaction IRL

They just don't need to stage because they know what the outcome will be

no

I think their product line is becoming too bloated with "variants" and artistic flair that they are fucking themselves over.

they aren't even the best looking out there anymore, apple design is honestly very 2000s, now its all sleet angular and flat not round shiny bright baubles

ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places.

muh profits though.

Milking the lightening port accessory range for patent royalties on the one hand, and leaving a dry market on the other. Don't understand desu

here...?

have any of you lads taken magic mushrooms before?

need advice on how to take them

it just alienates their customers

>dreaded ESA work capability assessment is finally here
>just transcended anxiety and entered a state of surreal calm instead

Wouldn't want to be me once I've calmed down enough to panic attack haha

just eat them and relax
like 3 grams or something is goof for first time.

go out somewhere "natural" if you can and don't get stressed out.

picture of them in their natural habitat (corner of a gah pitch)

get a job you scrounging cunt, you are not ill

I just eat them straight up because I like the taste and they aren't hard on my stomach. but for some people it's too much so they put them in a peanut butter sandwich to mask the taste and ease the digestion

Last time I did shrooms I ate an eighth (which you might know as 3.5 grams)

Alternatively you could make shroom tea

since I reckon you are the canadian autist ill take you at word levee

car runts on their way to work

captacha: karl-marx-strasse

nah those ones are toxic mate, saw it on ray mears

t. mad wagie
shouldn't you be slaving right now?

bus wankers waiting for the opportunity to wageslave

carefully if you are picking them fresh, check for the blue tip caps iirc, its been a loong time. Make sure you dont do them own your own first time as your brain will not be using all its logic or reason for some hours. I watched a guy on shrooms sitting in a pool of his own piss playing with it with his hands mumbling "its alll just product really", so you dont always get what you expect perhaps.

>ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places

I didn't think of it like this before but you've got it perfectly. Apple are definitely riding on their brand name alone right now.

Instead of going to an interview for a job that I'm pretty much garuanteed I'm just going to sit here and shitpost.

I honestly don't deserve to live.

Cannot believe this song is over 2 years old lads haha youtube.com/watch?v=Y-FhDScM_2w

TW: kpop

cant take hands off bollocks

@433
didn't open this

>ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places.
again. Macs were the daddy in the 80s through early 90s then MS destroyed them with W95 through to when those all in one coloured Macs came out and the places changed again. Almost a generational cycle in many ways, kids going for the offering that wasnt cool for their parents maybe.

I don't think so

The great thing about Apple is that they have end to end control whereas a Windows device will have all manner of hardware and software in it that Windows has no control over which can lead functionality issues and make troubleshooting a nightmare

Apple is really as good as it gets for the casual user

>modern """""men"""""

llf

>I'm literally jacked up on anti depressants and still looking for work
>people like this exist

Fuming, but also curious as to how much I could scrounge.

>llf
would rather this isnt used on /brit/

I agree with that, I find mine incredibly easy to use and I like the fact I can just open it and have no problems, but I absolutely believe that a good portion of their sales come from the logo and what comes with it.

are there any halloween costmes i can pull off just by shaving my facial hair a specific way

'tler

seagal