Be canadian

[Samuel Perez]

>be canadian
>get fat

[Aaron Barnes]

>be japan
>get nuked

[Henry Evans]

>CANada

[Blake Ward]

>be gook
>shorter than western women

[Jacob Wood]

>Be Australian
>Get Emu'd

[Dominic Hernandez]

>be Australian
>get Chinked

[Matthew Lewis]

>be
>cease to be

[Ryan Richardson]

>b
>not a

[Anthony Walker]

>be strayan
>GET THUNDER RIVER'D

[William Wilson]

>be finn
>gol

[Ayden Howard]

>be chink
>get BLEACHED

[John Howard]

>be gook

>get surgeries because too ugly to show yourselves

[Lincoln Gray]

>bee urself
>get called racist fuck

[Julian Richardson]

>Be Australia
>Get Yank'd

[Caleb Carter]

>be me
>don't come up with anything funny

[Easton James]

>be USA
>get SPIC'D

[Brandon Martin]

>bee yourself
>die a virgin

[Dominic Walker]

>be american
>get shot

[Anthony Watson]

>be poo
>get loo'd

[Angel Moore]

>be Canuck
>get cucked

[Eli Powell]

>be Venezuelan
>go bankrupt

[Nathan Sullivan]

>be canuck
>get chink'd

[Noah Reed]

>be american
>get shot

[Zachary Murphy]

>be american
>get sharts

[Jace Baker]

>be swede
>get cucked