Be canadian

[Samuel Perez]

>be canadian
>get fat

[Aaron Barnes]

>be japan
>get nuked

[Henry Evans]

>CANada

[Blake Ward]

>be gook
>shorter than western women

[Jacob Wood]

>Be Australian
>Get Emu'd

[Dominic Hernandez]

>be Australian
>get Chinked

[Matthew Lewis]

>be
>cease to be

[Ryan Richardson]

>b
>not a

[Anthony Walker]

>be strayan
>GET THUNDER RIVER'D

[William Wilson]

>be finn
>gol