Be Australian

>be Australian
>live in LITERAL Australia
I mean, how low can you fall

>be australian
>descent from convicts
>live in one of the most successful countries in the world

cmon poland, even you know you can do better than this.

>be Polish
>pretty high chance you don't even live in Poland

I just wanted some attention from 'strayans. All other flags can piss off

Not in this case

>successful
>with that Internet connection
I mean, what do you do all day? Shag girls and smoke weed like some grandpa?

>I mean, what do you do all day?
Wait for Sup Forums to load, of course.

AUSTRALIA NOTICE ME KURWAAA

He got me.... my internet has been fucked and a possum chewed through the wiring just last weekend

can leafs be relevant?

>be polish
>move to literally every country in europe besides your own
>be proud of your country having no foreigners
???