You can get United States citizenship instantly if you eat a handful of dog shit (more specifically shit from a poodle)

You can get United States citizenship instantly if you eat a handful of dog shit (more specifically shit from a poodle)

Would you accept this challenge if it rewarded you with the best citizenship?

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>wanting to be american
lol

>the best citizenship?
>American
what did he mean by this?

Our passport is worth more.

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>eat dogshit
>become dogshit
Lmao

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This

I don't know about that, US citizenship has so many opportunities, look how large our country is, the size of our economy, the many large US corporations. UK passport is great for travel, but when you leave the EU it will pretty much be an Australian passport

Why would I go to Wetback Mountain and get raped by pedro when I can stay in Scandiland and get raped by Muhammad? Atleast the healthcare is public here.

I'm white, why would I want to be American?

No, American citizenship is mostly a burden.

If you don't live in America, American citizenship isn't all that great. You can apply for social security and that's about it.

These; US Citizenship is GOAT if you plan on living in the States long term, but if you're a long-term expat IDK what the advantage would be.

It's really a liability, you'll have to report your taxes and shit even if you don't live in the US.

You report taxes but you don't pay unless you're making over $200,000 a year

I don't see a problem with it, US embassies are pretty damn good, there's a lot of great services they provide abroad. I don't have a problem paying taxes for something I see value in, if I ever do make that much

I am eligible for Canadian citizenship, so no thank you.

I recall it was 95k. Did they change it recently?

Err, nope.

I don't know, would think about it

But would eat for european citizenship, fuck it

The American expats in Sweden are all richfags, that's why you might get that impression. Every once and awhile the media will publish some sob story about how some millionaire American living in Scandinavia or France or Italy just *had* to renounce their citizenship because of the tax burden.

eating shit to getting shit? no thanks.

>would eat for european citizenship
This, but only for V4 countries.

for american citizenship i would become wife (male) to a fat gay american with scat fetish for five years, that's how much i want to be american.

Wanting to be american is so 2009

If you have citizenship in one country you basically have in the rest

My friend has been living and working "illegally" for years

it really doesn't matter which EU country

>the American government non ironically taxes you if you have an American citizenship, even if you're not even living on the US

I heard there were American emmigrants that were trying to get rid of their citizenship because it's just not convinient

Why would I want this

no, wanting to live here

b-but i love america

What is different now?

I'm gonna get mine in about 2 years and won't even have to eat dogshit.

if i can get 50k dollers, i do it ofcouse.
but i dont want usa citizenship.

You couldn't pay me to move to that shitehole of a country, lad.

i don't know, fashions change, eu is classier and fancier

Why do we get so many illegal Brits in here? I mean seriously, you're the 2nd worst offenders after Mexicans when it comes to overstaying visas / staying illegally.

Well it was our colony first to be fair.

No I would hate living in a that mess of a country.

Yeah, was.

If i get to keep my current one too, sure

Right and now it's Mexico's.

I'm currently trying to get OUT, though. Maybe if I got Norwegian citizenship...

lots of illegal irish in boston, too.

Poles as well in Chicago and NYC, but the Brits are just fucking everywhere for some reason.

Depends on how much you earn. I heard 95k but someone else heard 200k.

Well
Tell that to illegal immigrants in YOUR country not here probably?

95k isn't even that much.

Yeah, it's bullshit. That said, I also recall hearing you pay if the taxes are lower than what you pay in the states. So if you live in a country and you're paying something like 50% but you'd pay 35% stateside you're fine. Not sure how true this is though.

Would accept if it guaranteed I'd never be eglible for citizenship. Even if the turd cointains hiv-infested needles and was covered in vomit.

ENG: Não, seu mané. We're all "american", since America is actually a continent, see? Stop licking yankees's balls, plz

Actually, EEUU is a cool country, seems like a nice place to work for a couple years and then travel for a couple more. But racism is a bitch.

you should be ok in EU as a brazilian, no? why would they be racist towards you. maybe on /int. irl could be different

You can get Israeli citizenship instantly if you cut off the tip of your pp (more specifically by an old jewish man who will sell it for profit)
Would you accept this challenge if it rewarded you with the best citizenship?

people think we're arabs lol

nope

Of course

I even asked my grandpa who's in the masonry to find me a jew to convert me

this
US is gone

US passports honestly don't give you the best benefits. There are some notable examples. I have a Canadian passport and a British passport and those together give me the best possible coverage for visa-less travel.

You can get United States citizenship instantly if you eat a handful of mart shit (more specifically shit from a morbidly obese woman on a fat scooter)

Would you accept this challenge if it rewarded you with the worst citizenship?

Oh yea, we can easily pull out portuguese passports and somehow manage to illegaly live in EU.
PROS: wine and marijuana
CONS: ugly hairy people, Cristiano Ronaldo (named after Ronald Reagan ¬¬), shit economy and (also) racism.

Uh, I dont think so.

I enjoy living in Brazil, though social inequality here fucking sucks. Itally seems a nice place too, specially Rome.

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>calling the murrican one the best in the world
>not wanting the real-best passport in the entire world
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telegraph.co.uk/travel/lists/The-worlds-most-powerful-passports/
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MURRICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Yes, absolutely

You clearly have never been to Rome... Living in Rome is nice when you are the Pope or very rich, but otherwise it's overrated.

Sure. It seems to be like this all over Europe, at least for our standards.

IDK... I enjoy big cities, after all. And I dont worry so much about money, success, power, these stuff (like most yankees do)...

"AMERICA!! #1!!!!oneoneeleven"

(And I'm a little afraid of protestant countries, kek)

Get a real medical system lol

I wouldn't want to end in western europe, so no, it's not the same for me

We have one and it's the best in the world, it's just absurdly expensive.

Half of Rome is gorgeous, the other half is just filthy.

I wish I could be a US citizen and not just a dirty permanent resident.

autism

5 years, right?