What's the closest thing I can get to "English tea" in America?

What's the closest thing I can get to "English tea" in America?

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Coffee. With a side of freedom.

Mountain Dew, I think.

all "natural" deep fried """english""" """""""""""""tea"""""""""""""""""

Kool-Aid

deep fried tea, probably

taxed

Look up Yorkshire tea, they run a cheap delivery service for diaspora out there - they'll probably deliver it to your area. It's also the best 'British tea' out there

English tea makes me constipated.

Lol

You can probably find twinings breakfast blend for some extortionate import price

Keep in mind that american milk is fucked up and will destroy the flavour

> scottish biscuit
Boycotted in my house

twinings is pretty bad, nothing left to destroy anyway

Much easier to find in the US

Also, do you think that I actually give a shit about some pole's opinion on tea ?

>american milk is fucked up
Yeah, we don't have any prions in ours.

Just go to a desi mart
Or drink your own piss

Bottom of Boston harbor?

This is the correct answer.

Earl Grey or British Breakfast. Ive been to London there is literally no difference.

you should use a kettle instead of a microwave first of all

I've heard yanks say they can get Twinings English Breakfast tea in the US, get that.

>boil kettle
>put teabag in cup
>leave the kettle to come off the boil
>pour in
>wait 3 minutes
>take the teabag out
>add milk and stir until the right colour
>enjoy

You can probably order some biscuits off amazon

Yes, be sure to have biscuits with your tea. It is english tradition. I attached pic of biscuits.

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Wonder what dipping a scone in tea is like desu

who teas with no milk/sugar here?

(You)

Tea is the patrician choice tbqh

why?

If you're using teabags then the water has to have just been boiled to get the best from them. Of course you could just boil water on the hob.

Microwaves can't boil water?

Just use a fucking kettle like a normal person

I used to think this was a meme, but you madmen actually do microwave water... Fucking diabolical mate.

please user, don't embarass me. just use a fucking kettle, hell, even a pot of water on the stove.

I wouldn't do it for tea because you're not sure on the water temperature from microwaves.

You know they put pot noodles in the microwave?

Don't know, have a look around Boston Harbour.

That man is the opposite of constipated.

I think he's talking about UHT milk. Basically, use fresh milk.

pretty sure you can't or if it is it's very difficult, whenever i go over to visit relatives they usually ask me to bring some tea over

might as well drink black coffee you wet homosexual

>tfw you put milk in your tea and just watch it swirl around billowing in the transparent liquid

it's so cool desu

i don't drink tea lol
i'm not old :)

tea is for fags

alphas drink coffee

any questions?

enjoy your heart attack

Technically earl grey should contain bergamot if I'm not mistaken, I prefer it to breakfast but I'll admit there really isn't that much of a difference. I take mine with milk. Pictured is the for practical purposes best you get in Mexico if you want something that's decent/afordable for everyday use.

In our country, builders drink tea

Maybe you just live in faggy countries 2bh

Damn i love coffee

French pressed, with some scalded milk

it's TOO GOOD

top kek

you are such fags you import poles to do construction for you.

I'd drink tea, but we don't have the good stuff on site in the office and my private stash of bong tea ran out.
I'm back to slurping cheap hungarian energy drinks.

Nah they just unclog the shitters mate

Building's done by British lads

and you import mexicans

poles, only immigrants work in UK these days. That is why the poor whites wanted Brexit, they had no job and got fat around the console estates

kek
MURICA!
This one I don't understand, he looks like such an upstanding normal individual, but he just shit himself. I don't understand.

I microwave my tea too

Weirdo.

I think it's called classic or breakfast tea here

wait, in britain the milk is not UHT ?

Maybe that's why the cows are all mad.

I think it's called black tea as well

No northern Europeans don't go in for that.

dont call me that!

According to what I've read the only major difference is that most tea here is served cold

Is it something like this?

I guess I don't drink tea unless I'm visiting my grandma who is from the U.K

Apparently though from what I looked up both the U.S and the U.K use the same blend of tea but in America it's usually served cold

Wtf i love Spain now

Man even Walmart has a solid tea selection here
And higher end stores will have like an isle for tea and tea accessories

Earl grey is a bit more mild than breakfast tea, then Irish breakfast is stronger than English which is more "spicy"
I prefer earl grey or lady grey too

Piss

It should be oversweetened and with ice.

if it's boiling, it's 212F, unless you're way above sea level.

Now you've done it.

Can you really make water boil in a microwave oven? As it is a closed system with constant volume, increasing temperature means increasing pressure and therefore a higher boiling point. I'm afraid that I'd rather make my microwave oven explode than to actually boil a cup of water in it.

>how does microwave radiation work

My question has nothing to do with how the heating process works. I know what a magnetron is and how microwaves increase molecular momentum.
Please answer my question.

>increasing temperature means increasing pressure
The air doesn't increase in temperature, not by much anyway.

Damn, you're right Tyrone.

If only we had some proud Americans to help us out, eh! (pic related)

>You can probably find twinings breakfast blend for some extortionate import price

We have twinings here and it's pretty cheap.

why would you want spics? they are literally worse than muslims.

You're quite stupid.
I just want you to hear it from me first.

Reminds me of home that does, my grandma lives in Harrogate, used to live around there too

What is "the right color"?

This place will be filled with models on the weekends if yourself in LA.

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nonsense

Play this and drink cola:
youtube.com/watch?v=lW9Uudkx42g

Do not fuck with our tea.