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NEED Danelaw again edition

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dara

Danelaw?
More like Trainlaw haha

>kent
>a wessex dependency
really want you to delete this map please mate x

>literally look forward to /brit/ on friday night
>i used to be the biggest socialite

fucking hell lads where did my life go so wrong?

I love the Scandinavian languages desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

This is old Swedish
>that trilled R

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jealous of you desu
got to go out with the runts soon

Business idea: spliff and then crack on with my work

At the gf's campus surrounded by Asian masters students though, don't want to get reported

Custard doughnuts > Jam doughnuts

Fucking debate me you runtlets, I will bury you

Really couldn't give a toss what you care about
*looks around in silence until you leave*

Let's talk about trains.

make denmark pay reparations desu

>nobody on /brit/ has mandem to give them blackup on the roads

HOWLING

Would jump any of you

DANELAW POWERHOUSE

posting this in case you didn't see it in the last thread
youtube.com/watch?v=OC83NA5tAGE

why dont you have a yank halloween gf

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jam is far superior

not even a debate

>love the Scandinavian languages desu

Fuck that.
France>Denmark

Yanks can't do slags properly, always seems too forced

comfy photo

Hate seppos

2,1

wouldn't like a yank gf but they're good for a shag tbf

1,2

America must be uncomfortable as shit if that photo is comfy

Bought an Amazon Dot unironically.

youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

relaxing choon

Are you dumb bruv

Let's talk about the Official Locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

apple > custard > jam
get fucked pleb

The gf better not be asian lad

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where do i buy one?

shan't be listening to a single second of this

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bit weird this but I like it desu

youtube.com/watch?v=mrm_Mlg-znI

Have been listening to this for 15 hours non-stop

Think I may be going a bit mental haha

Merk u up blud, that shit is par

More like you'd come up to one of us on the street and apologise for being in our ends you soft leafy cunt

this year 9 spiceboy's dizzy senpai

Would a virgin girl be happier for her first time to be with a virgin guy or would she want someone experienced lads?

just got back from a lab session where we built circuits to amplify voltage
had to be physically restrained to stop me from frying my bollocks with it

experienced. women are just weird like that.

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virgin

1,2

I like the stone and brick architecture and the hand-painted map, very quaint

I bet there was a pleasant musty smell in there

I don't know
the first girl I shagged had shagged a few guys before, but she said that my dick was thicc enough to make up for my inexperience

Once I built up confidence, she said that I'm the best sex she's ever had

The Chinese gf lad

am depressed by the existence of attractive women

if she's the long skirt type virgin a virgin lad
if she's some ugly girl who had trouble with finding a desperate lad she would want to get a good pipe

so has the anti trainlad lad gone?
Are us trainlads free to post to our heart's content?

any lads got choons for halloween sorted???

youtube.com/watch?v=m6RiQbi4ofE

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Outstanding post user
Also I've been to a place that looks like your pic

hgygy

obviously it's not an absolute preference, but girls want a guy with experience. they like the idea of being the one who finally tamed you.

t. love expert

howling

Interesting synthesis

>turned down a night out with some lads in favour of a night in getting bevved and watching telly with a m8
>he has cancelled on me because he is going out

haha, the STATE

>has he gone

i'd say no

1,2

>mfw they stop killing the mandem

>long skirt type virgin

What did you mean by this?

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why does everyone from the Danelaw look like an inbred mong?

Is Leeds a depressing northern shithole?

they say that to every bloke.

apparently im the best in the world at this point.

>asian gf

Ah yes, the last refuge of the desperate autist

the no sex before marriage type

>go one date with girl
>we kiss
>she has great time
>i tell mates im talking to a girl
>a week later
>she texts me saying she shouldn't have kissed me and she isnt looking for something right now
> dont want to admit to mates I already basically got dumped
>pretend that im still talking and hanging out with her

THE STATE

ill be your friend, fancy a game?

Not sure that type exists m8

catholic im guessing

if i were a yank
id think that i stank

>What is it about autism and trains? We know it’s not just our son because we keep meeting other children – and adults – on the spectrum who are so fascinated by them.

>mate has suddently started wearing a hat all the time

is he balding? i must investigate...

I went to the cinema with my gf and some white bloke had an asian gf and he was speaking JAPANESE with her
o my dayz

rare but still exist

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tfw no long skirt gf

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interesting

Just copped this for £8 off Amazon

Bargain

on the loose once again eh

Right, need to find myself one of these "long skirt types"

Where do I start?

do brits celebrate halloween?

she needs a right good dicking by me

It's actually quite nice. It's just difficult to get around because they won't let us have a tram

british women all have oddly shaped heads. what causes this?

if i come to the uk will one of you lads take me on a cheeky rabbit hunt like vid related?

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Would have been funnier with a Danish proxy tbqh lad.

american women's eyes are too close together, what causes this?

desu Danes introduced words such as "kill" to the English language

before that you used "slay" more often

Most British photo I've seen this month

fucking size of the forehead on 3

why on earth would I turn down a girl I get on well with just because it offends a few Sup Forums memers and /r/asianmasculinity

I couldn't care less of this trainlad posts his trains or not. I can selectively ignore posts if needed.

But this anti trainlad lad is going a bit overboard. In the last thread his argument for not having trainlad posting boiled down to "irl people think it's a bit weird"

It really makes you think.

Slay is a better word once again proving that foreign influence ruins this country