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korean pop

balt > brit

name a better biscuit 2bh

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fight me at mass
infront of the class
fight me at mass
it'll be a mad laugh
scars across your face from the bishops staff
fight me at mass, i wont let you pass
embrace me in anger and smash the stain glass
fight me at mass
bloody your knuckles infront of father mcgrath

>don't eat for a couple of days
>bit tired, fine otherwise
>stand up with the intent of getting food
>hunger cramps instantly kick in

Might go to the library and do a study sesh lads

custard cream or rich tea

u gay?

wrong

going to tell the lads on 6+2 brit you post here

Her Royal Majesty

>brits think yanks would elect a criminal over a playboy

Yes, a-are you?

the so-called bedroom

That's a cookcuit you speng

Why do people spit in the street? There is absolutely no fucking biological reason that a person would need to expel excess spit from their mouth periodically in public.

I'm not talking about people outside a dentist office with half their face numb and bloody drool dripping down them. I'm talking about salt-of-the-earth working class types, often middle age men with faces red from alcoholism, who will just randomly fucking spit walking down the street.

What is wrong with these people?

Party rings

>cripplechan
>alive

fight me at mass
infront of the class
fight me at mass
it'll be a mad laugh
scars across your face from the bishops staff
fight me at mass, i wont let you pass
embrace me in anger and smash the stain glass
fight me at mass
bloody your knuckles infront of father mcgrath

>

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the so called ket lair?

rate the roll lads

need to put myself in a near permanent drug stupor

bourbons are poverty tier

looking good

has there ever been a bigger hero lads? dont think there has.

youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m40s

not really lol

They're always asian in my experience, only takes one to do it and literally every other guy in the vicinity will follow in some mad runt competition

indeed
you know what the black table is for

>near permanent

Temporary then?

call the cops im off me chops

youtube.com/watch?v=kOfPw3Wpm5Y

Lily Allen branded 'stupid tart' by London cabbie who told her to find an 'immigrant driver'

Literally a good 100 English heroes that you should be admiring instead of this vile hun that butchered your countrymen

very nearly nodded off while doing 150km on the motorway earlier haha

those warning ads aren't fucking kidding lads jesus

12 piece drippin out my buttcheeks
sleep on my side so i dont fuck up my sheet

bit like urself i spose

oh no what a shame

So, why are you sad cunts on Sup Forums on a friday night?

what are all those books on

pretty impressive collection for someone under 30 desu, have you read them all or most?

If Kek favours me with dubs tonight then I become a millionaire

yes, good goy, hitler wanted to fight us

pull over and have a coffee ffs

name some

micropenis

>user. user. come to bed, user. come lick my fann...
>*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*
>user. user. i think i've just shi...
>*pffft*
>yeah, i've definitely shit the bed, user. sorry

have no friends

could of rolled onto a load of school childer

that would of been a laugh

sometimes I feel a bit phlegmy

its not pretty but spitting is sometimes the only option

wilson you fuckin cunt

to post trains

fridays on bank holiday weekends are a shite night to go out imo

Just ordered Chinese with the gf :p

answered your own question m8

wtf.

Girl I'm chatting to says she doesn't want to come round to mine because she wets the bed.

She doesn't appear to be taking the piss (pardon the pun)

What do I do?

I will be back in about an hour to check for reactions for this vid, please tell me what do you think about that (remember to enable subtitles):
>youtube.com/watch?v=e56_V3-5_0k

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

Sir Winston Churchill

Only Indians and huns hate him

Ahh yes, the so called rolling machine

m8 cancelled on me

>Tell Hitler that Britain will declare war on him if he invades Poland
>he invades Poland

ahhh yes, i'm sure he never wanted that at all

mostly fiction/philosophy/history of art/cinema/books about art. there's also CDs and magazines tbH
I've read 3 quarters of them if not more

What would you do with 15 million?

laugh in her face

get a few of these in

because i'm a suicidal loner druggie

fucking kek

this is a better job than that pile of shit

Eating my tea and about to go out

Staying in to save money for my eurorail trip
First Friday I've been in for months

buy a nice house for myself and a load of flats and become a scummy landlord tbqh

tell her you can block the leak

FLASH

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

BAM BAM BAM BEEE BOOOO

FLASH A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE SAVE EVERY ONE OF US

nothing worth of going outside for

buy houses in London, charge exorbitant prices for rent, travel the world on the proceeds

>"Please" displaced native Middle English quemen, queamen (“to please”) (from Old English cwēman (“to please”)

New gimmick: Queamen

Delet this queamen

going to make a sandwich in a few minny winnies

any other response is stupid

if you buy and rent out a couple of properties in london you'd never need to work again, you could even outsource the job of being a landlord

that's not how fannies work lad

>tfw sister keeps pissing the bed and it always spreads over to my side

Mummy can i have a chocolate digestive queamen

well britain and france had basically said "don't do that" to hitler for all his previous things and didn't actually do anything
so hitler figured "they won't bother"

how did kylie jenner become so hot ffs

Tbh = desu

thats fucking hot

how old is she

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That's a man you bender

honestly waking up in a bed that your gf soaked with piss sounds kinda hot desu. she'd be so embarassed and vulnerable, might even start crying.

who is this meant to be?

tb󠇦h = tb󠇦h

my age, 20

she says it usually happens when she's not in her own bed

Not an argument

If you don't want a nation to declare war on you, don't do something it says it will declare war on you if you do.

I would leak the stained sheets. press it so some fluid come out right into my mouth

just found out im gay lads

>been counting calories wrong all month
I thought progress was a bit slow.
fuck.

2006 Audio Emerges of Hillary Clinton Proposing Rigging Palestine Election

>Unearthed tape: 'We should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win'

>On September 5, 2006, Eli Chomsky was an editor and staff writer for the Jewish Press, and Hillary Clinton was running for a shoo-in re-election as a U.S. senator. Her trip making the rounds of editorial boards brought her to Brooklyn to meet the editorial board of the Jewish Press.

>The tape was never released and has only been heard by the small handful of Jewish Press staffers in the room. According to Chomsky, his old-school audiocassette is the only existent copy and no one has heard it since 2006, until today when he played it for the Observer.

>The tape is 45 minutes and contains much that is no longer relevant, such as analysis of the re-election battle that Sen. Joe Lieberman was then facing in Connecticut. But a seemingly throwaway remark about elections in areas controlled by the Palestinian Authority has taken on new relevance amid persistent accusations in the presidential campaign by Clinton’s Republican opponent Donald Trump that the current election is “rigged.”

>be in Tesco
>teenage girls keep laughing at me

FUCK YOU WHORES

that's not the man you absolute spanner