Chance The Rapper

>Chance The Rapper
>Doesn't rap

>Bob the Builder
>not a licensed contractor

>Tobacco
>is a human and not even that flammable

>dr. dre
>isn't a real doctor

>Death Grips
>Alive

>Black Moth Super Rainbow
>not a big ass rainbow made of black moths

>Weezer
>Breathes perfectly fine

>radiohead
>head isnt a radio

>iron maiden
>flesh and bone males

>Swans
>They're not swans

>Action Bronson
>so fat he barely even moves

>The Kinks
>Are actually pretty vanilla

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>snoop dogg
>isn't a real dog

>Isis
>Aren't terrorist extremists

How disappointed were you when you first realised this?

>Andrew Jackson Jihad
>isn't Andrew Jacksons resurrected corpse that became a terrorist

>Action Bronson
>most action he's seen was his last physical 8 years ago

lmao this is so epic

>Talking Heads
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>Tool
>There's actually 4 of them

kek

>Radiohead
>Doesn't have a radio for a head

CB aoty fight me

>ellen baker
>is a teacher not a baker

>animal collective
>are all humans

yeah, he just sings in a really trendy annoying voice

>Have a Nice Life
>actually having a nice life

>future
>is very clearly in the present

>the melvins
>none of them are named melvin

>Weezer
>Don't have asthma

hes fat ha

>Ab-Sol
>doesn't mega-evolve

pokek

>the smiths
>morrissey, marr, rourke, and joyce

>The Doors
>they're not doors

>brand new
>peaked a decade ago

>Big Boi
>Smaller than average size

>gucci mane
>neither a handbag nor a lion

>Neutral Milk Hotel
>supports jews, not milk, not hotel

>the fall
>he's fucking standing up

>Neil Young
>is old

>the tallest man on earth
>manlet

>Deafheaven
>You wish you were deaf after listening to their albums
Like poetry.

>The Beatles
>I am a straight male

>the diplomats
>have never held an office working with foreign policy

>band name involving inanimate object
>band members aren't actually said inanimate object

>Sophie
>It's a dude

he's prettier than most girls t b h f a m