I fucking hate the United States

I fucking hate the United States.

What country can I easily move to and live a peaceful life? I'm perfectly willing to learn a language.

India

Will this rich New England Bernout fuck off already?

canada

Mexico. Or Ecuador.

Seriously. Your life would be easy in Lago Chapala o Cuenca.

Just remember expat status doesn't exempt you from Obamacare regulations.

I really have no idea who you're talking about.

I'm just fucking ashamed of my cunt and want to get as far away from it as possible.

The United States is a big country I bet there are many areas you would like

Oh look. You finally get digits but you don't post bateman.

Poor show.

Alaska.

Canada, has all the good stuff from the states minus the shit stuff

Iceland.

>Politically motivated
>Assblasted because Hillary is loosing
Try Mexico, it's cheap, nice beaches, hot Latinas and good food. But oh yes...it's not like the US

Norway or Canada. And please feel free to never come back, no one likes a self hater.

Lagatroz, plz. How many times have you told us you wished you were born in Norway?

>all the good stuff from the states
>shit economy

No, really. I haven't been on Sup Forums for months.

small price to pay to not get violently murdered

That's not the only thing. Canada has a much bigger problem with Asian real estate sharks, its economy was so heavily invested in oil, its government is infested with SJWs beyond even the American one, actual "hate speech," laws exist and are abused...

There's plenty to dislike about the US, but treating Canada like everything good about it with none of the bad is fucking retarded.

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Back to Mexico?

Fun fact: burning our flag is the proper and official way to dispose of it.

You should try alternative ways to desecrate it instead.

Honduras.

True with our flag too.
The ragheads have gotten it wrong all along.

This, though the burning is more ceremonial than that pic would suggest. Don't you make three fires for blue stripes, red stripes and the stars? I think that's what we did in Boy Scouts.