Will MC Ride ever open a bakery?

Will MC Ride ever open a bakery?

Digits dalt alley

OH SHIT I'M KNEADING IT

>I DON'T CARE ABOUT BILL NYE
What did he mean by this?

I WANT IT I KNEAD IT

MC Ride's Muscle Milk Ride-in Drive-through Bakery.

Why

Shut up tripfag

Ya

memes

>SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVING SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME
what kind of death grips sandwiches you serve guys?

Rye bread with a teaspoon of mayo and some lettuce

a muffuletta with glass in it

but he aint a trip fampie

Bass rattle stars out the rye
Artificial death in the bread
S-s-s-s-s-s-sammy
Feels like a meal
Why a bitch gotta rye
Centuries of ham
Come up and get meat
Big french dipper
Hunger Games
No love beef web
Toast boys
I've seen footlongs
Stacker

Well that's all I can come up with. I did my best

OH HEY LOOK I RECOGNIZE THIS GUY HERE'S SOME ATTENTION TO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF NOW??????????????????????????

8/10 made me chuckle some decent work here good job guy

kek

fever au fish

>death grips will never go back to exmilitary style

sad times

TABLE'S FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUT ROLLS BITCH

death grips has always been about progress and not doing the same thing again. deal with it faggot

OH SHIT I'M BAKING IT

>MC Ride walks up to you with two slices of rich brown wholemeal bread, stacked double.
>He spreads the two wheaty slabs like a cheap whore's pussy and screams at full, schizoid nigger volume mere inches from your face:

"GET SOME FUCKIN LARD IN HERE

COME COME SPREAD YOUR MARGE IN HERE"

What do?

I'll open his bakery, if you catch my drift

Thats not bill nye

>Hunger Games
kek

And yet they just released TMS 2.0

>this is what plebs believe

I'M ROLLING CINNAMON BUNS IN THE SHOWER
WHEN THEY GET SOGGY I JUST ROLL ANOTHER

Yes it is, can't you read the file name?

>Feels like a meal
>Centuries of ham
fucking excellent

Tms is accessible and catchy for the most part, BP is accessible and catchy for the most part.
Accessibility isnt subjective. You dont "believe" it.

Just because it's catchy doesn't mean it sounds the same. All of their albums have catchy tracks. Just as their other albums have accessible tracks.

>I've seen footlong
Best

Bottomless pita

Hopefully
>Tfw would probably buy baked goods from it

genius

Nice meme

Rhubarbs Buried In This Crumble

looks like him to me

Underrated and also best post

Where do you think now about whether or photos? It is too much to define the rules, then will start the game!

kill

yourself

I PULL MY BREAD OUT THE DOUGH SLOW

ahahaha fuck I'm dying

what is the best suicide method? most effective?

Hot Bread

Serving food on government plates

Isn't that the curator guy from the Van Gough episode of Doctor Who?

nice

gud 1

doesn't matter, it's all suicide

It's Bill Nighy, which is the joke

Shotgun to head.
Go to a firing range, they only charge you afterwards.
Most are open until 8 so if you live on the west coast you can still go.
You can walk in, ask for a shotgun, walk to the range and just put it in your mouth. If you're fast nobody will stop you.

Vietnamese style, fool

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Sandwich 2.0

I PUT ON THE LETTUCE
YOU GET ME A BEVERAGE

KETTLE CHIP ROLL
CHARRED SHIT

KETCH I SAID KETCHUP
DON'T SQUIRT SHIIT

best I could come up with

Whatever toppings I want

The Yeast I Worship

Come up and serve me
Why a waiter gotta lie
I want it I need it
Wheat bread lightly heated

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new ham skin sandwich

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *sound of fat fryer heating up*

IN MARINADE, KENTUCKY FRIED, CHICK-EN

GARNISH WITH LETTUCE, POTATO CHIPS; MEDIUM

Best one in the threat

have a ham bun bb

its sad that you know this

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top kek

He's too busy teaching bitches how to swim

dont it feel good to bite a sub
sandwiches need to get chewed up

lel

>"ok sir, and what would you like on your sandwich?"
>"I ONLY PLAN TO EAT"
>"WHATEVER I WAAAAANT"

this guy here