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jannys gonna go ballistic hahaa

so youre the wee cunt slandering my posts

of course you watch le funny ironic alt right man you cunt, you need shot

yeah wow this won't get deleted

how does it feel to them

Like a rubber dong on a piston.

Why hasn't the janny banned this yank twat already?

you're going to do the janny's nut in

You don't wanna know

youll be getting a fuckin headbutt now in a minute good lad

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There's a reverse trap at work and I wanna shag her literal boy pussy

1/2 of people will go through cancer in their lifetime

people still continue to drink cow puss milk and eat meat

people still continue to smoke and binge drink

we're not a species meant to last are we

me

i find lesbians highly attractive

more of this one

awww hard lad watch out the same twat that watches sam hyde would hit you a headbutt on a night out he wouldnt be the type of cunt to go up to the dj and ask for will griggs on fire and jump about with his wee mates like a gimp fuck me bie you need fucking shot this instant

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seems like a slownight lads

>people still continue to drink cow puss milk and eat meat
>we're not a species meant to last are we

you're some eejyt

HUGE fan of sensi pearl

if i could fuck anyone on earth i would choose her

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>50%
Doubt this

WATCH IT OP

Unironicly a better style than those Lycra fag "serious" bikers who take up the whole road somehow

free bobby shmurda

jungle beats holla @ me

how does this image make you feel

on the clonazepam, first time i've tried it. not very euphoric but it's nice in it's own subtle way. very relaxed. this is the 15th benzo/Z-drug I've tried, why am i such a fuck up? It's been close to 3 years of abuse now and I don't see any prospect of ever stopping for good.

why are the Irish such little gremlins?

against my own better judgement I'm starting to like this kike

he really improves the thread

I wanna shag his pussy so badly, I have been jerking off the last ten years just imagining fucking him in various positions, both indoors and outdoors. His mouth lips are so kissable and fuckable too. He looks immensely shaggable when he kisses dicks. His waist is taut and small, perfect for holding while shagging his arsehole.

janny won't like this

not a single man like this on earth I couldn't demolish in a bash

instead of condoms i just put on used tayto bags the women dont mind

Have a big irish arse

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Guy just needs to exfoliate

where abouts you from lad? think ive heard of ye

>read the source as cucking machine

MUST
SQUEEZE

looks like a yank

nothing lasts, but nothing is lost

the paki gf

mint job that hey

mint indeed

care to weigh in on this?

having a vagina and big tits doesn't make me any less of a man
Learn my pronouns

>all the irish posters literally know each other

bit weird

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She's based too

Congrats fucking machines you kike fuck, you made me break my nofap of 3 weeks

Literally suicidal right now

the autistic gf

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Im sure yous have heard it a million times before but decent tune

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by fuck yank birds are fair cancerous

Iran is really different to the rest of the Middle East

got these on my nose
scrubbing them does nothing but dry my nose to the point where skin falls off

he played you a like a puppet you filthy goy

hmm

Just farted and blood came out

I thought it was sweat so I got a wet wipe and wiped my arse cheeks and there was red blood on the wipe

??

Wash your fucking nose regularly dipshit

must be texting the gf

she sounds like an utter runt

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is...is he on tinder?

I get these on my arms

unironically just chuckled at this post and a blood clot flew out of my nose

weird enough

They're a bit shit tb h

have nowhere to go for halloween, wasn't invited anywhere

will just buy a bottle of whiskey and drown my sorrows

stop posting this shitty poll with no yank option you fucking obese yank cunt

seen this already, hes texting her about fucking her and because hes fat some stacey cunt felt the need to take a picture and humiliate him

hospital for you

Needs a "kike forcing innocent neets to break their nofap" category tb h

They sebaceous filaments, not blackheads, washing doesn't remove them.

When I come home from work, I'm fiendin for an eight-ball
I got crack on my mind, I'm hearin cocaine call
Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my wife, cause she thinks I don't use drugs
There I was, bleedin from my nose and damn
I couldn't breathe but I'm still thinkin about the next gram
It's Friday night, I'm not trying to leave my crib doped
I'll kill myself while the dealer's eating Japanese food

I'm not joking and am quite scared

way too embarrassing

Up the arse

>still havn't even attempted any form of discussion

fuck off to twitter then you little scrotes, do you think I like reading your banal bullshit

fucking absolute gobshites clucking on worse than fucking mumsnet i swear to god

willies lads twitter yeah m8 doing an alcohol yankss asdsfagjugsnrsnkhbetrnrsbadf brmb adklvadfl ndfan nldfab

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ive a used tayto bag and a few grams of ket at my gaff

mon down x